SHE IS A VERY FUNNY
PERSON FROM THE BRONX.
HER HALF HOUR STAND-UP SPECIAL
"EASILY OFFENDED" IS CURRENTLY
STREAMING ON HBO LATINO AND
HBO'S DIGITAL PLATFORMS.
FROM "JIMMY KIMMEL'S COMEDY CLUB
IN LAS VEGAS, NV," PLEASE
WELCOME GINA BRILLON!
>> OH, MY GOODNESS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE.
THANK YOU.
OH, MY GOD, GUYS, RELAX.
JA
GEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE EXCITABLE.
I NEVER KNOW HOW TO BRING UP THE
FACT THAT I'M MARRIED.
I GOT HIT ON THE OTHER DAY, AND
THE GUY GOT MAD AT ME AFTER I
TOLD HIM I WAS MARRIED.
LIKE HE WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, I THINK YOU'RE
VERY BEAUTIFUL.
AND I WIENT, THANKS, I'M MARRIE.
AND I WAS REAL MAD.
HE WAS LIKE, YOU SHOULD HAVE LED
WITH THAT.
AND I'M LIKE, I DIDN'T START THE
CONVERSATION.
HOW WEIRD WOULD IT BE IF THAT'S
HOW I STARTED ALL MY
CONVERSATIONS.
LIKE EXCUSE ME, I'M MARRIED.
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
OUR SPECIALS OR NOT?
I'M MARRIED, I MARRIED A GOOD
DUDE.
I MARRIED A WONDERFUL PERSON.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> YEAH, YEAH.
YOU CAN CLAP FOR'EM.
I GOT ME A 1978 CAUCASIAN.
A GOOD MATE, A GOOD ONE.
YEAH.
NOT JUST WHITE.
HE'S MIDWEST WHITE, SO.
YEAH.
THAT'S, THAT'S ORGANIC.
THAT IS, THAT IS FARM-TO-TABLE
WHITE.
LIKE THAT'S, I WENT TO THE
SOURCE TO GET MY WHITE MAN IN
LIFE.
WOO!
YEAH.
I'M NOT WHITE.
I AM PUERTO RICAN.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OH, MY GOD, THANK YOU.
MY COUSIN.
I LOVE IT WHEN THEY COME OUT TO
SEE ME.
IT'S ALSO MY HUSBAND'S FAVORITE
THING.
HE LOVES THE FACT THAT HE
MARRIED A LATINA, YOU KNOW?
HE LOVES IT.
HE LOVES TO BRING IT UP IN
CONVERSATION WHEN IT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT.
LIKE HEY, GUYS, MY WIFE'S PUERTO
RICAN.
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.
WE'RE GOING TO GET KICKED OUT OF
APPLEBEE'S IF YOU DON'T STOP
DOING THAT.
MY HUSBAND'S BIGGEST FLAW,
BIGGEST FLAW.
HE TALKS TOO MUCH.
THAT'S LAUGHTER FROM PEOPLE
WHO'VE BEEN WITH PEOPLE WHO TALK
TOO MUCH.
BECAUSE YOU REALIZE, YOU CANNOT
TEACH SOMEBODY HOW TO BE
REGULAR.
YOU CAN'T BE LIKE, YO, JUST BE
REGULAR.
YOU KNOW ALL THEM TIMES YOU WANT
TO TALK?
DON'T.
STOP IT FROM HAPPENIN'.
AND DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I DON'T PRETEND TO BE PERFECT,
LIKE I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE WOMEN
THAT'S LIKE, "I'M A PRINCESS."
UNLESS I'M DRUNK, AND THEN I'M
LIKE, "I'M A PRINCESS".
IF I'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK,
I'M LIKE THAT.
ME, I KNOW MY FLAWS VERY WELL.
I WORK TOO MUCH, HAVE A BAD
TEMPER, I'M JEALOUS.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST ONE HE HAS TO
DEAL WITH.
NOBODY LIKES JEALOUS PEOPLE.
WE KNOW, STOP TELLIN' US.
EVERY BOYFRIEND I'VE EVER HAD,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TRUST ME?
PUT ON YOUR ANKLE MONITOR AND GO
HAVE FUN.
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE PUTS UP WITH
ALL MY CRAZINESS, MAN.
LIKE I WAS IN A BAD RELATIONSHIP
BEFORE I MET MY HUSBAND, AND IF
YOU'VE EVER GONE FROM A BAD
RELATIONSHIP TO A GOOD
RELATIONSHIP, YOU GOT TO BE
CAREFUL THAT YOU DON'T TRY TO
CAUSE FIGHTS WHERE FIGHTS DON'T
EXIST, BECAUSE I'LL DO THAT,
SOMETIMES I'LL WAKE UP READY TO
START A FIGHT.
LAUGHTER FROM MY FELLOW DAMAGE
PEOPLE.
Y'ALL KNOW.
I WILL WAKE UP READY TO FIGHT,
AND I WILL LOOK OVER AT MY
HUSBAND, WHO IS PEACEFULLY
SLEEPING.
I JUST WANT TO LEAN IN AND GO,
AH, TODAY'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY
FOR YOU.
GONNA GIVE YOU FIVE MORE MINUTES
OF PEACE, THEN I'M GOING TO
START SLAMMIN' THINGS AROUND
THIS APARTMENT, WHEN YOU ASK ME
IF I'M FINE, I'M GOING TO SAY I
AM, BUT I'M NOT, GOOD LUCK
SOLVING THAT MYSTERY LATER ON.
INSANE.
I'M GIVING MYSELF TIME TO
ADJUST.
I NEED ADJUST TO MARRIAGE,
BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN VERY
INDEPENDENT AND ON MY OWN, AND
MY HUSBAND'S A VERY "US" AND
"WE" TYPE PERSON.
HE'S LIKE, WE SHOULD SPEND THE
DAY TOGETHER.
AND I'M LIKE, REALLY?
WE LIVE TOGETHER, CAN YOU CHILL
FOR A SECOND.
LAST WEEK I JUMPED IN THE SHOWER
AND HE JUMPED IN WITH ME.
I'M LIKE, ARE WE IN PRISON?
WHY ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW?
CAN YOU LEAVE?
THIS IS WHERE I CRY.
LIKE I, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN
WONDERFUL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME.
THANK YOU.