Hi, Andy.
Oh hi, Barn. What's up?
No problems. This won't take a minute.
I just need an extra set of handcuff keys, just in case.
I think I got a set here in my pocket.
Hey, Andy.
Hey, Gomer.
Take both of you to come out for some keys?
You got the keys there, Andy?
Yeah.
Can I have an apple?
Oh, sure. Help yourself.
Hold it. Just had to have an apple, huh?
You ready?
Let her rip.
Now give me that stick. Give me that stick.
Don't you know enough to stick your hand out
when you move out in traffic? What's the matter with you?
What is the matter with you?
Jaywalking. You were jaywalking, Aunt Bee.
Now I seen you. Now watch it. Aunt Bee: Jaywalking?
Now you stand back
Just stand back.
Stand aside Deputy.
I'm going to break that glass. Barney: No you ain't.
Yes I am.
No you ain't. now you drop that rock
and you get out of here.
(silence) (silence)
Otis, you're about to take your driver's test.
But I got a license. I told you.
This is kind of a refresher test Otis.
Here. What's that for?
It's a car for the test.
Barney, I ain't never going to fit into that thing.
Now don't get facetious with me Otis.
But that-
Don't get facetious. Come down here.
Now this is an intersection with stop signs all around.
Now we both pull up to the intersection, me from the south,
and you from the west at the very same time.
From the west, yeah.
The west, the west, the west.
Oh.
All right.
Brroom. Brroom.
Don't get smart Otis.
I'm just trying to make it more authentic.
All right. Now we both pull up to the stop signs
at the same time. Who pulls out first?
Me. Brroom. Accident.
[crosstalk] Cut that out now. Cut that out.
Now when you pull up to the intersection
at the very same time,
the driver on your right has the right of way.
Well, we didn't come up at the very same time,
I got there first. Barney: You did not.
I did too. Barney: You did not.
I did.
Pipe down. You going to make me?
Yeah. Yeah?
All right. Stop it, both of you.
All right. Come back over here.
Aww.
You flunked that one.
Let's see how you do on this one.
Now this is a highway and you're going along be-
Brrr.
... you're going along behind me.
Now you want to pass me because you're in a hurry.
Now what do you do?
I go, "Beep, beep. Out of the way Sunday driver."
come back here and stop it. Cut that out.
Now I'm an airplane.
Cur that out. Otis, you cut that out.
I can't. I'm in a hurry.
You cut it out.
We're having a little celebration,
kind of a pie celebration. Set down and have some.
No, thanks.
Oh, come on. Pull up a chair.
No, I couldn't really.
Oh, come on Barney.
No, thanks. Andy: It's butterscotch pecan.
Well, seeing as how it's a celebration.
Ready? Here we go.
You got to keep a stiff chin.
One thing he's got to get used to,
sometimes the pressure blocks up his ears.
What?
See?
Barn?
I got to go down to the office. I'll be back as quick as I can.
Aunt Bee will look in on you. Okay?
And don't fight it. Don't fight it.
Hey Barn?
If you go anywhere, don't go far.