okay
who's
everyone to the lunchroom immediately
Alan, Ellie, Adam, Rowan to the lunchroom immediately
I repeat to the lunchroom immediately thank you
This better be quick
firstly i think it's only fair that the offender have an opportunity to own up
adam
what are we owning up to
come on you know who you are
Byron I think it's pretty obvious that none of us have any idea what you're talking about
come on
Byron what the hell is going on
someone in this room had the audacity to steal my
lunch from the fridge and eat it without me noticing
Alan
I haven't had lunch yet i'm starving
Ellie
wasn't me
Rowan
I don't eat lunch
Adam
oh i had my eggy soup i'm full now
yeah that smells horrible by the way
yeah i thought you'd pooped your pants or something
what i'm smelling in here is the sweet pungent aroma of my salad dressing
all mixed up with the smell of fear
there's no fear here
and since the offender won't own up i'm going to tell you what happened
okay
12 28 pm the offender would have walked into here into the lunchroom
you know how i know because 12 28 pm i was not in the lunch room
i was doing my kitchen duties
i was taking my rubbish bags over to the rubbish bin
and then I tottled all the way over to the toilet to do my piddle
the offender would have known that i like to take my time on my midday piddles
the offender would have walked over here
opened up the fridge and selected my lunch from the top drawer
then he or she
would have walked over here to the cutlery drawer
and selected their preferred implement for the eating
in this case it would be a fork or a spoon
because the knife is simply too cumbersome
and a salad is not finger food
okay that's it i'm done
sit your ass down
You just gotta let him play it out
okay
thank you
the offender would have closed the cutlery door
and proceeded to wipe down their filthy dirty treacherous little fingerprints
from the cutlery drawer
and their dirty grubby lying fingerprints from the fridge door
placing it down there so they could sit in silence
and have a little munch on my lunch
without me knowing
but what they did not understand was that they missed a spot
and i found it
what we have here is the sweet smell of satsiki and garlic dressing right here
yummy yum yum
you would have sat there munching on my lunch in the privacy of your own world
thinking that i was none the wiser
but you are so wrong
someone in here has committed a most heinous heinous crime
if you do not own up
i will proceed to smell the breath of each and every one of you until i find the offender myself
hey Byron
Ellie?
you mentioned you did the cleaning today right
that's correct my name is up there on the roster
yeah so do you think that maybe while you were chucking out the other food in the fridge
you could have accidentally thrown your salad in the bin as well?
Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie Ellie
Ellie...
did you throw your own salad out Byron?
I can see your
lips moving
okay that's better
that's the warehouse phone
look i've just got to - hold fire guys i'm just going to go and get that just
do we have a warehouse phone?
hello um warehouse deliveries
yeah we do heaps of deliveries
they're amazing
yeah come and grab it
Is that your salad
you guys are dismissed
next time there will be punishment
that was a good use of time
shush
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