I screen saved all the photos from your family vacations
I checked out all your Spotify recommendations
Followed you on Twitter and Instagram too
Is there anywhere else I can find you....
Every 15 minutes
I'm refreshing your page
Refreshing your page.....
Every 15 minutes
I'm refreshing your page.....
Refreshing your page.....
It was love at first sight except you tried to ignore me
You were playin' hard to get
Now I want to be your girlfriend
But now you can't ignore me
'Cuz I found you on the internet
Now I always know who you're with
Where you are, and what you're doing
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
The funny thing is you haven't got a clue
That i've got a crush on you
I get notified you've posted on Facebook
Sure enough, there's a new photo on your wall
Within a few minutes, I see some blonde chick liked it
I bet that she's your late night booty call
You send out a tweet that today was a great day
But how it could be without me there
I bet it's because you're sleeping with that blonde chick on Facebook
The one with the bleached peroxide hair
Every 15 minutes
I'm refreshing your page.....
Refreshing your page.....
Every 15 minutes
I'm refreshing your page.....
Refreshing your page.....
It was love at first sight
But you tried to ignore me
(Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me)
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
(You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me)
Now I always know who you're with, where you are and what you're doing
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush you
You'll never know the pain I feel
As I watch you from afar
I can't deny that my love is real
I even know who your friends of friends of friends are...
I never knew how love could hurt
Until I put you on my Google alert
Every post, every Tweet it's so hard to see
That it's not about me, not about me...
It was love at first sight
But you tried to ignore me
Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me
So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me
I always know who you're with, where you are and what you're doing
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
The funny thing is, you haven't got a clue
That I've got a crush on you
Oh crap. You just blocked me
From viewing your Facebook
Crap, you just blocked me from your Twitter too
You sent me an email to leave you alone
But guess what, I still like you.