Next
I said next
Why mile length?
okay
Cream cheese is cheese?
Wait do you still wanna know abo-
Avocado pit huge why?
Okay. Don't speak in these weird haikus
How to tell if pregnant?
Oh boy.
How to tell if-
tell if pregnant?
Jennifer!
Local mosque Seattle
NSA. Don't mind me.
How to pronounce do-GE-coin
According to Google Maps there's a number of-
Security!
Can you please-
Not blackmail!
just...
Oh excuse me
Oh no, no come on in
Today is Jackson Pollock's birthday
So we are uh.. celebrating his particular style of painting
Why farts smell?
One of the most important painters of all time
and you want to know why farts smell.. so there you go!
Flight to Washington
Bank transfer all money to dogecoin how? *sniff*
OK Glass!
*snicker*
Search "avoid being bullied for wearing Google Glass"
*hysterical laughter*
Flight to Washington STATE
I knew you made that mistake
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I think your F key is stuck!
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Why longitude shaped like an orange slice?
You are soo wrong dumb-ass
We'll see.
Groundhog's Day or Groundhog Day?
GroundHOG Day.
OHHHHHH
Haircut place bowl-cut.
Terror pictures
Oh...
Op sorry. TERRIER pictures
*sigh* Oh okay
*Delighted squeal*
Hey man let me do my job alright.
F*CK YOU!
Can sue for screen door injured?
Where to buy a pet Russian dolphin?
Why do MY farts smell?
Tent.
Doing a little camping uh?
Tentacle hentai
Oh come on!
*Serene music*
Open for business everyone!
Come on in it is awesome in here!
Soon. They'll come soon *chuckle*