You look very nice for going to eat barbeque by the way.
You think?
You do.
This is just like.. This is just like.. This is like sleepy hair
Is it sleepy hair?
This is my sleepy hair.. Baseball cap.
We're going down to Lockhart, Texas
Because we are taking the cast of Lazer Team 2 to....
Lockhart for what we consider the best barbeque in the entire world.
So.. We're going down with Gavin Free, who we're about to pick up,
Michael Jones is going to meet us there with Andy,
You know,
Sometimes you get a package deal and you just have to roll with it.
ahh.
Colton's coming as well
then Nicole, we think Victoria might come, but she had another obligation with something,
I don't know if I could say what it was.
The main cast for Lazer Team 2.
Heading down to Lockhart.
Going to eat some barbecue. There's no filming tomorrow right?
You guys are off tomorrow as well?
Yeah so this is the weekend. This is Saturday.
We're off Saturday and Sunday.
It'll be nice though.
That means everyone has a day and a half off to recover from the coma we're about to put them in.
Yeah then we'll have a full 36 hours they can sleep for,
We have our call time Monday morning,
That's the longest you ever slept right?
36 hours? Yeah!
Yeah.
I went to an event at Harvard,
I had to do a little speaking engagement,
And I just slept.
I was there..
Something lik- I forget I had it worked out one time, I was there like 50 hours and I slept 38 out of the 50 hours.
SUPER tired, just slept and slept and slept and slept.
So right now we are going to pick up Gavin...
...because, Ashley this might come as a surprise to you.
Tell me more.
Gavin, does not have a car today.
What?!
I know.
Gain, Ellie, you excited?
Yeah
Gav you have not been to Lockhart, you said, in how long?
Eight years.
Eight years!
Ashley: That's a long time
I went in 2009.
Eight years, that's too long.
You think we're first or you think we're last to arrive?
Um, we're.. What time were we going to meet? 11:15?
Yeah.
We're only 4 minutes late which means... 3? We're 3 minutes late, we're on time which means...
GPS: Turn right onto Smitty's Market Street. Burnie: Smittyyyyyyy's
We might be first.
Gavin: So is 3 minutes late on time?
We'll it mea- it means that, we might be late enough... to not be first.
Burnie: Alright so first up is Smitty's.
This is a place we discovered-
You'll we when we get in there it's like, there's a fire pit right as you walk in
and there's... awesome meat.
Look who's here
Burnie: Pinch!
Burnie: Where's he at? There he is!
Perfect timing everyone's here, look.
There's Daniel and Kirk.
Colton: Hi! *chuckles* Burnie: Hi, good to see you, how you doing man? Good to see you.
Burnie: The uhh, the entrance actually is 'round the back.
So the way this basically works is,
you go in and buy all your meat at once, and then you go and buy, everything else like all your vegetables or whatever
on the side.
I'm full already!
You're full? From one?
That hurt, a little bit.
Look at all these people, they're walking a lot slower coming out than they did going in.
So that's Smitty's, that place is awesome.
How you holding up Andy?
Andy: I'm good! I'm good, little full but I can uh-
Little full?
Andy: Little full, room for more.
Little full, now we're going to the second place, we're going to Kreuz. (pronounced Kr - ite - zes)
I switched up our batting order here because, I don't think people are going to make it to the third place.
We're going to find out who the professionals are.
Okay now we're in the back of this place, it's called Kreuz Market and...
one of the things I love about this place is they have, practically, an entire forest worth of wood back here
that they use to feed their smoking pits.
Completely renewable resource, i'm sure.
This was our favorite place...
Gavin: Kreuz?
...for a long time.
Gavin: Doesn't look like that's how it's spelled.
Burnie: No it's "Caroozez"
Gavin: Croiz? Burnie: Croyes? Crewez?
But uhh, it's uhh pronounced "Kritezez"
*flicks black thing off lens* Get that out of the way.
So one thing that we cannot actually capture, here with the camera-
eh there's stuff on the lens
Is the smell of this place.
It's like this perfect combination of wood-smoke and meat and just, it smells so good in here.
You can feel the heat just emanating through the cement.
It's pretty nuts.
And then there's this guy who, he's the Pit-master here.
That is the Pit-master right there.
Oh look he's gearing up.
Burnie: Can we get uhh, how 'bout uhh, 4 pounds of moist?
Pit-master: 4 pounds of- *unintelligible*
Burnie: And then two pounds of ribs please?
Burnie: Nicole? How would you describe the flavor?
Nicole: Umm honestly I kinda miss having barbecue sauce, not gonna lie.
Burnie: Ohh really? Yeah it's a thing, yeah.
We are losing our first people, Daniel Fabelo...
Daniel: Woah woh woh woh woh
Our co-director is abandoning ship, Kirk's out.
And then Ryan Hall, our development guy behind Gav.
Daniel: My ride's here, i'm not abandoning anything my ride's here.
Kirk: We're probably going to stop at Dairy Queen, get a hunger buster on our way home or... Daniel: Or a Blizzard.
Colton: Cars, we all have cars. Kirk: There's no way that I think we'll fit.
So look we have all of Lazer Team that's still going strong, we're going to make it to the third place.
Colton: Let's do it! Burnie: Yeah we got it.
Michael: And Andy... Burnie And Ellie!
Alright we have made it to our final stop. This is Black's BBQ.
This is the one I think, that we take people to if they really, really like sauce.
The other places we've been to don't have sauce and they get mad if you ask for sauce.
This place, they have their own sauce, some people like it a little bit more.
Gavin: Alright I took it.
Woman: Thanks, I appreciate it. Man: Awesome.
Man: You guys are great. Woman: It's good to meet you, you're amazing, I love watching-
That's kind of funny to me because- Gavin taking a photo for Colton and Nicole, those were fans of Superstore, their show on NBC.
That's funny because I always take photos for Gavin in airports for people that recognize Gavin from SloMoGuys but don't ever watch Roosterteeth really
so it's a weird, it's funny to watch Gavin take a photo for somebody else.
Alright everyone! How are you holding up? We've been 3 places.
Three great barbecue places. There's Colton on the phone right back there.
Burnie: Nicole how'd you hold up? Nicole: Yeah i'm sleepy as... right now.
Burnie: Gav? Ellie? Ellie: So good.
Michael: You got something on your shirt. Gavin: Guh... goy.. guhhgh.
Burnie: Ash? Ashley: I feel like the girl that turns into a blueberry.
Three barbecue places down, I think we're leaving as victors, great conquerors.
Ashley: I DON'T FEEL LIKE A CONQUEROR!
Ellie: This is what victory feels like. Burnie: This is what conquering feels like.
Ashley: I DON'T LIKE IT! Burnie: A full belly, and a long ride home.
Bye everybody. c: