Hi, everyone! Merry Vlogmas!
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Okay. So Michael and I are are now arguing.
Don't mind - I just put on like a bucket of night cream
so,
this is what I look like right before I go to bed.
So we're arguing about tonight's vlog because, like,
everybody was cranky and hungry
and they - we're - we're not feeling it in the Chri-
We're not feeling the Christmas spirit
in the Christmas neighborhood tonight.
We were just kind of in bad moods,
and I sort of cut the trip short,
and just went back to the car
'cause I was just like,
"Screw it, guys. I don't want to be here."
So now Michael's like,
"Well, we don't have a vlog for tonight."
So, and I'm like, "Well...?"
But that's crappy, so.
Hi, Michael
- Hello.
- Holly's over it too.
She's got her Christmas sweater on. She's over it.
So, I don't know why I brought this up.
Except that I really want people to leave questions below.
Even though this vlog did not turn out
any way shape or form
the way I had anticipated it would go,
it definitely didn't turn out the way
Michael thought it would go.
Maybe we'll try Christmas lights another night,
when we're not all in bad moods.
Michael has resting bitchface down to a science.
Wow.
Where's the lie?
With what you just said.
Where's the lie?
That *was* the lie.
Okay, I'm gonna take a cue from Holly here,
and just go to bed,
and hope that tomorrow is better than today.
Because I am just cranky pants today.
That's - wait, why are you not in your head?
You're not in a glorious mood.
I was just singing a song in my head.
Okay, good night peoples.
It's not a very vlogmas today. It's a cranky vlogmas.
So Cranky Vlogmas, everyone!
Don't forget to leave your question below
if you want to be included in my Q&A
whenever that happens and
Bah, humbug.
Before we get started tonight,
I just wanted to say, I think I want to do
a little viewer Q&A sometime this week.
Does that sound good?
So, if you guys have any questions about
anything,
Season Four, Christmas... whatever,
leave a comment below,
and I will try to get to your question
a little bit later this week.
This is one of my favorite neighborhoods
for Christmas lights
because
almost the whole neighborhood gets involved.
And there's even rules about it in their
HOA rules and regulations.
And I know that because
I have a friend that lives in this neighborhood
and she always
posts a copy of the HOA rules every December.
And they have rules like... they have rules about parking
and then this year they had a new rule that said,
"No flash mobs on the street."
Like, was that really a problem in the past?
[upbeat Christmas music]
[♪ "Christmas in my Heart" ♪]
♪ I'm in motion ♪
♪ Let's go to the ocean ♪
♪ Yeah, let's go outside ♪
[cheerful horns]
♪ We can hang out on the beach ♪
♪ without freezing ♪
♪ Yeah, isn't that amazing? ♪
♪ in Christmas times ♪
♪ We'll be chilling and having a good, good time ♪
♪ Doesn't matter if the snow is falling ♪
♪ all the windows, and the rain is pouring ♪
♪ It'll always be Christmas in my heart ♪
In my defense,
I would venture to say that you started all of this
because this all started when you were like,
"Oh, I have a great idea.
"I'm gonna go fly the drone at twilight,
"and get, you know, shots of the whole neighborhood
"from the drone."
I'm like, "Oh, that's a really good idea."
"We haven't used the drones yet in the vlogmas."
So I was like, "Let's use the drone."
I don't think we've used the drone at all
in any of my vlogs.
So we're getting ready to go and I'm like,
"Okay, I'll be in the car," and he's like,
"Oh, I need to do a software update on my drone."
So I'm like, "Okay."
So I go and I do some dishes, and I do some laundry,
and I'm waiting.
Like 15 minutes goes by, and I'm like,
"What's - what's the deal?"
And he's like, "Oh, well, the drone is only 20% updated.
"We have to wait."
And I'm like, "It's now dark outside.
"You're not allowed to fly the drone in the dark."
So that was the tipping point.
It was the drone software.
So I'm blaming you for this crappy vlog tonight
because your drone was not ready to go,
even though we had planned on
going to see Christmas lights this morning.
We made that plan for to go out at like, 4:00, 4:30.
What do you have to say for yourself, bitter cakes?
The drone is still only at 22% updated.
Shut up, are you kidding me?
- No - It's been like four hours
In the next vlog, we will talk about
Michael's history with drones.
- There's a story... - Only one story
- Well, actually two... - Kind of two
That's so weird. Okay.
We'll save that for another night.
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