Here we go again
Welcome back to another episode of Destination F'd
We have lift-off
Twist!
Turn
Ohhhh how's ya spinal cord?
What's happened to the cameraman though?
honestly
I'm going to go ahead and need to hear the original audio for that
*Big slapping noise of a raw back against water*
Doing me job
SHIT! I overdid me job
Oh he stacked it as well
This video was sent in by Bernie, cheers mate
The new staff member is like
"What happened Bernie?"
"Nothing, Katie clearly nothing happened"
"I don't know it looks like something happened"
She calls everyone else over
They're like
"Yeah it didn't look like this before"
Bernie yells "Why the fuck do we have so many staff on today?"
This one was sent in by Ryan in Canada
He's looking to launch his own backyard adventure park
Let's see how the zipline ride goes
Awh gee whiz,
I wouldn't do it if I was scared of heights
He sticks the landing
Oh look out for the tree AWWHH
That was Destination Almost F#%Ked
A close call
At least he sorted out the Christmas Tree
For December
That's good.
These Sheilas are ready to hit the beach
Just doing final checks
And BAAAM
All over ya face!
Wowie sheila on sheila pranks
Are fair dinkum ruthless
I guess we can call this one the
'Make your friend smell like a fucken alcoholic' prank
She downs it
Oh no
No
NOOOOOO!
I'm sick of driving
Too many things can go wrong
Someone invent teleportation already
Please
It was a regular sunny day in the neighbourhood
Like any other day
Three
Two
One
BAM! Destination F#%Ked!
[Keychain] Three
[Keychain] Two
[Keychain] One
[Keychain] Bam!
[Keychain] Destination F#%Ked
[Ozzy Man] You know you want it
He's okay
What I love about this video
Is that he knows he's being recorded
Is he gonna ask them to delete the footage? Nup
Is he gonna ask them not to laugh at him?
He's gonna ask them to send him his own copy
F#%K yes, Segway guy
Fuck
Yes!
Frank and Paul submitted this one to me
They reckon they're getting really good at kayaking
And decided it was time
To film their awesome tricks
The main trick Paul knows is Destination F#%Ked!
Yeah, nah yeah
He can do that one super duper well
I reckon someone will sponsor them
Take the long way
Just take the long way around mate
This blissful puddle is an illusion
It's awww, he's vanished
The Destination F gods will do that to ya
They'll make something look nice and inviting
And safe and then *schloop*
You're gone
They've got ya
That's how they get ya, it's a trap
Here's Aaron's dad
He's using the tradie entrance and exit
Aaaaaaand
He's gonna regret it
He was not wearing the appropriate safety helmet
It's actually nice when people don't fight back
Against Destination F#%ked
They lay down
Think about their actions
And slowly accept it
Slow down Johnno
Don't d- NO need to rush!
F#%Ked!
His footwear tries to get away from the accident
Yeah, nah, yeah like Aaron's dad whacking his head on the garage
Johnno is just gonna lay down for a while
And accept his fate
The kids are like "Why do dads always hurt themselves?"
It's a good question
It genuinely is
Anyway every great instalment of Destination F#%Ked
Should end on a bicycle crash
If it's in slow motion it's usually always better
Davo!
What have you done?
You're probably a dad as well
This has big
Dad hurting himself energy this crash
Yep he's arrived
He's booked a hotel
At his favourite destination
Absolutely please do send in the videos you've shot yourself
To submit@ozzyman.com we might even pay you
Some beer money
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