-Welcome back, guys.
It is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags."
Here we go.
♪ -Hashtags ♪
♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now, we do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag
and we ask you guys to respond to that topic.
So, since "The Bachelorette" season 17 was just announced,
I sent out the hashtag #WhyImSingle.
And I asked you guys to tweet out
a funny, weird or embarrassing reason you're single.
Within minutes, it was a trending topic,
so thank you for playing along.
I appreciate it. [ Applause ]
Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
#WhyImSingle responses from you guys.
This first one is from @freak00music.
-Hmm, 00.
-They say, "I was on my lunch break with one of my colleagues
who I had a crush on.
In the middle of our conversation,
he raised his hand and I went in for a high-five.
Turns out he was just waving to his friend
who had walked into the room."
[ Applause ]
-Wow. Uh-oh.
-This one is from @gilliannot123.
She says, "My date pronounced the L in salmon."
And I said out loud, 'Well, you're not the one.'"
[ Laughter and applause ]
Good for you.
"A sal-mon for one, please."
-"Okay, I'm gone." -"Alright."
This one is from @caitlincarrickm.
She says, "I'm single because I get mad at people in real life
for things they did in my dreams."
[ Laughter and applause ]
Yeah. -Yeah.
-I like that. [ Laughs ]
This one is from @marisarosie22.
She says, "I tried flirting with a guy
by saying his smile is great.
He says he gets it from his mom.
I replied, 'Your mom must be hot then.'"
[ Laughter and applause ]
That's not good. -I guess.
-That's not good. That's not good.
-"I'm mad at you for my dreams still."
-This one's from @jakewilliamsart.
He says, "I think Doritos are too sharp,
so I bite off all the corners first before I eat them.
I call them Rounditos."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Rounditos? -I do the same thing.
-You do the same thing? -Yeah, yeah.
-They're not called Doritos because they're a triangle.
-They're not called Doritos.
They're called doe-ritos.
[ Laughter ]
-Doe-ritos? -Doe-ritos?
-Doe-ritos. [ Laughter ]
-They're not called doe-ritos.
-Yes, they are.
-I thought they were called door-itos
'cause you can make a tiny door out of them.
[ Laughter ]
-I say it like "dur-itos." Like, D-U-R.
-You say da-ritos. -No, I say doe-ritos.
-Doe-ritos?
-Maybe that will be your side dish.
-I think you're putting too much work into that.
-Hey, just a little emphasis, man.
[ Laughter ]
-I call them [Spanish accent] Doritos.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-There you go.
Wow! For the win. -[ Normal voice ] Interesting.
-Right. -Wow!
-This one's from @joannnj1.
She says, "The last time I had a guy over,
I showed him my sculptures
I made from red Mini Babybel cheese wax.
He didn't come over again."
[ Laughter and applause ]
You know that little -- I like that.
-Yeah. -You know, I know these are --
-She's not wasting.
-I know that these are like "why you're single,"
but it also shows why you're interesting.
-Yes. [ Laughter ]
-I think it would be fun if we maybe
had a little "Love Connection" from one of these.
-Oh, nice.
-These are all single people, apparently.
[ Laughter ] -Apparently.
-Maybe they're dating now.
This was back when they were single.
This one is from @cyndianaj.
She says, "I'm single because I take my superhero action figures
to the theater for Marvel and DC movies
so they can watch themselves on the big screen."
[ Applause ] -Aww!
-Come on! -Come on.
"Here you go. That's you."
-"There you go. Look at you."
-"Look how big you are."
[ Laughter ]
"Ooh, you just punched him!"
[ Laughter ]
-This one is from @kamie92643518.
She says, "My ex and I did laundry together and we broke up
because he couldn't admit that my way of folding
towels and sheets was the correct way."
[ Laughter ] -Oh!
Sal-mon!
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -That's rough.
-There's still no way to fold a fitted sheet.
It's just impossible. -No, I throw them away.
[ Laughter ] -I'm not saying you do that.
-Use them once and then when I'm done, I throw them away, yeah.
I don't want to bother with that garbage.
[ Laughter ]
Life's too short, my man.
[ Laughter ]
-This one is from @barbrastreilamb.
-Oh, nice, nice. Barbra Streilamb.
-Yeah. For a second, you were like, "What?"
-"What, Barbra Streisand?" -Barbra Streilamb.
-Straylamb.
-I like Barbra Streilamb.
-Huge fan.
-She says -- [ Laughs ]
Oh, yeah, this one's funny.
She says, "I have various pillows
with actors' faces on them.
My favorite two are of Danny DeVito."
Sent a picture.
Look. There she is. -Aww!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Johnny Depp. -And Johnny Depp behind her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
This last one is from @interludej.
That was Tariq's first rap name.
[ Laughter ]
He says, "I prefer to eat SpaghettiOs cold,
right out of the can."
-Oh! -Yeah.
There you have it. Those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."
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