- We're back, we're back, we're back.
This is, what is the show called?
(laughing)
(intense music)
- Last time, Steven controlled Andrew.
We did a lot of interesting stuff.
(Steven and Kelsey screaming)
- He just bit into Andrew's neck!
It'll take a few days to fully change into a vampire,
but fear not, the night awaits.
- Hold on, vampire pun, here it comes.
- Okay.
- Fangs for everything you did for me, Steven.
- Enjoy controlling my life.
I trust you... ish.
Alright. - Alright.
- [All] Bye.
- Here's Steven. - On his social media.
So, I gave him both the snob and the glutton trait.
He's like, a party animal.
He dances a lot.
- He also wants to be the leader of a club.
You could find a club and try to make him the leader of it.
- Oh, I would love to browse the clubs.
(mechanical roar)
- [Both] Oh.
- I just got a vampire stomach pain.
It's 'cause I tried to eat human food.
Don't do that, Andrew.
- Aw, you guys are shaking hands.
- I'm like, soon you will be my dinner.
The vampire thing is growing on me.
Steven's going back to the computer, typical Steven.
- There's a bunch of different types of clubs.
We can join the Avant Gardes, Garden Gnomes,
Knights of the Hedge, Paragons.
- Partyhaus. - Partyhaus.
The Good Timers and the Upper Crusts.
Which are food-related and fairly snobby, I guess.
- Hmm, I would like to see him join the Upper Crusts
and then make a disgusting fool of himself
by eating out of the trash.
- Welcome to the Upper Crusts.
I'm happy that you're decided to join our club.
We're having a club gathering and would love for you...
To join us. - Yes, I'll be right there.
So, my ideal scenario is Steven
is at the Upper Crusts meeting,
he eats out of the trash, then does a little jig.
Honestly, if those things could happen in sequence,
I'll feel very complete.
- Here he is with his new club mates out
in the rain at 7 A.M.,
ready for some Upper Crust...
- Ooh. - Tom-foolery.
- Steven is always on his phone.
It's really a problem, I worry about his hygiene.
Let's go inside.
Oh, splash around in the rain, Steven.
(Sim speaking Simlish)
"Floopy?" - Floopy.
- I'd like him to disturb the person
who's currently cooking.
Trash another Sim.
He's really gonna be angling for...
- He's gonna trash Clara who's the leader of the pack.
- Oh yeah, he needs to be the leader.
He needs to start trash-talking immediately.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(hip-hop music)
- Oh! - Oh!
- It seems we've joined the right club.
Start preposterous rumor.
Maybe it'll be about Clara.
(Sim speaking Simlish)
Clara, let's talk to Clara.
Discuss leadership feelings
Oh, he seems too busy wolfing down his food.
(jazzy music)
Did you see her face?
She was like, "Oh, who did we invite to this club?"
So, Steven is now like, "You know, Clara,
I understand you're the leader of this club
but I kinda think you have trash opinions about things."
She's like, "Shake Shack or In-N-Out?"
And he's like, "Neither, you idiot.
Fruit? I don't eat fruit."
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(intense music)
Is some kind of doctor drama on the TV?
- Yeah.
- And I am suddenly very invested in it.
I'm just like, what is going on over here?
- I don't know.
- Oh. - Oh!
Wow, let's just watch this.
- Yeah, this is way better.
- Oh, she's--
- Oh!
(both laughing)
Wow, thanks for the inspo, Sims.
So, I think I'm gonna go over here
and complain about Upper Crusts leader.
- Ooh.
- Everything is lining up, everything is lining up.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(Kelsey gasping)
Steven has this intuition about leaders
and stabbing them in the back
and angling for power.
He's like, "Oh yes, travel?
Fanciness?
I do it all the time.
Have you seen my video about expensive airline seats?"
"What do you think about cupcakes?"
You're like, "Cupcakes are over, you (bleep)."
I wonder if Clara's like,
"I have a weird feeling about this," with her husband.
Steven's thinking here, "This is going well.
Uh, I'm pretty pleased with myself."
(toilet flushing)
Young adults, there's Sofia Bjergsen.
Funny introduction, I'm gonna start off nice.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(Andrew laughing)
How rude is Steven, not even standing up to talk?
He's like, "Clearly I'm your elder."
They seem to be getting along.
Really he's just trying to
establish a friendly relationship.
He can then circumvent and lead to her mother's destruction.
All daughters secretly wanna kill their moms, right?
Invite to Upper Crust, here we go.
Oh, you're going upstairs to your bedroom?
Why don't I just follow you
and talk to you about this club I just joined?
- She said, "Are you kidding?
I'd love to join Upper Crusts."
- I bet this is gonna driver her parents crazy.
They're like, "Gah, Upper Crusts is where we went
to get away from our (bleep) children.
It's where we go to drink wine and bad-talk their teachers.
We don't need this."
Clara's grilling in the rain.
That's how you know she's nervous about this club.
She's like, "I really need to impress."
Complain about Upper Crusts leader, here we go.
- "You're right.
I don't really like that Clara's doing with it."
- Yeah, trash another Sim.
Clara, here we go.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(intense slam) (Kelsey gasping)
Perfect.
Oh, look how sad she is.
There's a tinge of sadness, she's a little worried.
(Kelsey gasping)
- [Both] Oh!
- Hell yeah, oh ...
(Andrew scoffing)
It was going so well until she had to go to the bathroom.
Steven's now gonna try to get to know
Sofia a little bit better.
Steven's so comfortable in this house,
I think he really just wants to replace
the mom and dad with himself and the daughter.
And instead, be the leader of the Upper Crusts.
Steven is a dance machine and loves to dance.
You think I can dance with Sofia?
- Yeah.
- Sofia looks a little haggard.
Let's dance with Sofia, Sofia?
Hello?
Here comes the youngest daughter.
She's like, "What's going on down here?
Mom said you're not allowed to play it that loud."
Oh (bleep), of course the youngest person
is the best at dancing.
They know all the good moves from the internet.
Hire pianist, interesting.
- It's very odd that you can hire a pianist
in someone else's home.
- For somebody else's house?
That seems like an Upper Crust move, honestly.
I know what will really impress these people.
I'll invite a pianist to their house, play a fancy tune,
possibly in the youngest daughter's bedroom, you know.
Just smoke a cigar in there.
Drink a glass of scotch.
I think he's getting tired.
You sleep in her bed.
Steven's like, "I need a lullaby.."
(Kelsey gasping)
(intense slamming)
Oh my god, a ghost pianist.
- It's Bernard! - Who is Bernard?
- Bernard is the ex-husband of Mimsy, Ryan's new wife.
- [Shane] Oh, it's Bernard.
Oh hello, friendly introduction.
Get on it, Ryan, time to make an enemy.
Hi, Bernard.
The old Bern-meister's here to steal your wife.
- Elsa's mad at me.
Have fun getting to sleep while a ghost plays
piano in your bedroom, Elsa, you idiot.
Be like, "Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
Ryan separated these ghost-people,
had sex with his wife in a bush,
and now he's playing piano for us."
Sorry there's no punchline, it's not actually a joke.
(Kelsey chuckling)
Now Hugo's just eating spaghetti on her bed.
Alright, Steven's just gonna have a nice,
full nap in Elsa's room.
- While Bernard serenades him on piano.
- Yeah Bernard, if you could play me a little lullaby,
that'd be great. - This is lovely.
(sad piano music playing)
She is back with a vengeance.
- How do I get her out of here?
(hip-hop music)
Shove. (Kelsey scoffing)
Steven is shoving this teenage girl.
- While the piano plays in the background.
- Yeah, Bernard sensed the tone shift.
- I think he's going home.
- She is peeved. - She like, made him.
- Oh, he got kicked out?
- Yeah, she kicked him out.
- Well, uh-oh.
- Oh my gosh, she's so mad.
- Oh, there's the trashcan.
(thud) Oh!
Well, who do you think is gonna pick that up, Elsa?
Alright, we'll send him home.
There I am, still ...
Caleb?
- Caleb wants to go to the flea market with you.
- I'm not supposed to be controlling me, though.
- You could bring Steven along technically.
And then maybe you could start a group gathering there.
- Let's do it.
Oh...
- The flea market's across the street.
- Perfect.
I am thrilled, it's divine provenance.
People are going to use the restaurant.
I'm going into the restaurant with Andrew.
Also, what the (bleep) am I wearing?
What the (bleep) is that?
Commence a gathering of the Upper Crusts.
Here comes Hugo; Hugo's at the restaurant.
Hey Hugo, talk about Upper Crust.
Hey, welcome to the restaurant, here we are.
Hugo's just helping himself to the bar.
Is Hugo secretly a 40-year-old guy?
That's why he wears that puffy jacket?
It's just like, the illusion of youth?
(suspenseful music)
I love this restaurant.
We need to hire two organists.
I'd like to go into the main room
where the organs are gonna be happening.
The bear is-- look at that bear.
Rename Blarfy?
Blarfy's probably... I didn't really have a plan for this.
Big Bear, Big Bear.
Yeah, pour Andrew a drink.
- Yeah, Andrew's had a tough day.
(all screaming)
- Andrew's trying to read at the bar in his fancy jacket.
In a completely empty restaurant, it seems on-brand.
- Uh-oh, you're transforming.
- Oh no, oh god.
(roaring)
(wind whistling)
I can't believe I was here to witness that.
Wow...
(Sim snickering)
Oh, yeah. - What!?
(Sim growling and hissing)
- I just made a little cat noise.
(Sim laughing) Awesome.
Oh, don't go outside, Andrew.
Stay inside, please.
Where are my organists?
You can never find a good organist these days.
It's really ridiculous.
Clara, instill false confidence in Clara, yes.
I like how I invited everybody to a location
where you actually have to wear your fancy clothes.
You know, the way an Upper Crust club
should actually function.
Oh look, Andrew is perhaps finding his next victim.
Talk about urinals, sure.
(Andrew giggling)
(Kelsey gasping)
(Sims speaking Simlish)
Convince to step down as Upper Crust leader.
- Oh! - Here we go, Clara.
(Sims speaking Simlish)
No one likes you, okay?
(Sims speaking Simlish)
(dramatic music)
(both gasping)
Are you crazy, Steven?
This is my club.
- Oh, dang.
- Who is this?
Oh, is she gonna play the organ?
Please play it, yes.
(funky organ music)
Not really the kind of vibe I had in mind but uh, sure.
So, now I'm gonna invite everybody over
to the main two-seater dining room.
Aha, Sofia, how good of you to come.
The organ has just been fired up,
your mom is teetering on the brink of disaster.
Why's this guy barefoot in the kitchen?
Who is this guy, he's a waiter?
- He's a waiter.
- Did we forget to give the waiters shoes?
Oh, one of the Landgraabs works for us.
- What, Malcolm Landgraab?
I've never seen him before in the game.
- Look at Steven right now.
- Yeah, he's got a lot of needs.
- Very true to real life Steven.
He's just constantly needs to pee, also needs to eat.
He's also tired but really wants to have fun
and socialize all the time.
Everyone's just helping themselves
to booze at my restaurant.
Sure guys, go for it.
Upper Crusts, not like a regular club.
It's a fun club, no rules at this club.
Oh, this is actually a very good bathroom.
It's got those full stalls where, like,
you can completely shut yourself off.
Yeah, this is a pretty good bathroom.
I'm gonna fall in love with Sofia.
Yeah, romance.
Pick-up line, I bet Steven's got some--
(sensual music)
- Oh, oh, she seemed into it.
- Yeah, 'cause I bad-mouthed her mom so much.
(Kelsey laughing)
That's what the ladies like.
Confess attraction.
My new plan in this game is to have Steven
fall in love with Sofia Bjergsen.
Things are gonna be going really great for him.
You know, he's gonna become the leader
of this Upper Crust pack,
his restaurant is gonna be the hippest place in town,
and then whippash--
Andrew is going to turn Sofia into his vampire slave.
- Whoa.
- What if Andrew was the mastermind
behind this entire Upper Crust club
just as a way to have a bank of bloodbags to feed off of?
Sofia? (Kelsey gasping)
(air horns blowing)
First kiss, let's do it.
No waiting, you've been drinking, I've been mixing.
You saw my Big Bear, you know what I'm all about.
(Andrew clapping)
(Romantic Sims music)
(chimes)
Nailed it, right in there, no hesitation.
- Oh wow.
- He's feeling very flirty.
Look at that smug face, wow.
(Kelsey gasping)
Rummage for food, hell yeah.
Just kissed a girl on the lips,
now I'm gonna show her where
my mouth has been this whole time.
(both laughing)
Sofia's like, "My burning love for Steven is so good."
Oh no, come back, come back.
What's this lady want?
Steven's gonna come over.
Sofia's like, "Wow, your restaurant is so welcoming.
I'm just gonna take a nap in your lobby."
Steven says, "No, wake up."
I need to hold your hand.
She's feeling very flirty.
He's like, "I have something very important to show you."
Eat rummaged mac and cheese.
(sensual music)
(Kelsey laughing)
How does she feel about it?
She's like, "Um, that's cute I guess."
She's like, "Wow, he's so free-wheeling."
Also Clara, what the (bleep) are you doing?
This is formal attire.
This is why you were destined for failure.
This wasn't as dramatic as I hoped it would be.
Steven's just gonna be eating trash
and everyone's accepting it.
Now Steven's eating trash
and insulting the leader to her face.
(hip-hop music)
(Kelsey laughing)
You're like, "Oh Clara, funny running into you on your run.
Can you come inside for a second?
I have something to tell you.
You (bleep) suck, you're doomed, my leg gots in the trash.
Yummy. Upper Crusts is mine."
Steven's like, "Wow, you look so nice tonight.
Can you smell the trash on my breath?"
Compliment appearance, that's always a good one.
Hi, you have a very nice face.
Hello, excellent choice of clothing for today.
Just flirt with them, Steven.
Lay it on thick.
Did Andrew get to feed yet? - No.
- I'm very worried about him.
I think being a vampire would be really interesting.
Oh yeah, I love Andrew's vampire outfit.
- He does not seem bothered at all that this is occurring.
- Hell yeah, that's sick.
The secret scheme is working.
(Kelsey gasping)
Uh-oh. - He found out, he saw, oh no.
- Uh, what is the deal with this club?
Steven, distract everybody
with your romancing and cocktail-making.
Andrew, you should probably just (bleep) go home.
Take picture together, that's kind of romance-y.
Oh yeah, get in there.
Steven always takes selfies because he has really long arms.
(cymbal smashing)
Fun fact about Steven.
- Bernard said, "I heard you just became friends with Sofia,
she's pretty cool." - Oh yeah.
- Bernard, how do you know Sofia?
- Bernard can pass through walls.
That's all I'm gonna say about that.
Also, he texted me?
Ask to be girlfriend.
Together we shall dominate Upper Crusts.
(jazzy music)
(Sims speaking Simlish)
Oh yeah. - It's official.
- We're in there.
Steven just successfully made a new girlfriend.
He's on his way to the top of the Upper Crust.
Meanwhile, the real mastermind,
the real leader of the Upper Crust,
is plotting.
(suspenseful music)
Yes Steven, make her your girlfriend.
Yes Steven, complain about the club's leader.
Shall all soon be blood.
You know, at first I was a little bit miffed
that Steven just made me a vampire.
But then I realized that vampires are actually,
they're the secret web that's holding
this entire Sims community together.
They're the ones who are really
the masterminds behind everything.
So what did I do?
I sent Steven to be my pawn.
He's just basically going to make a farm of bloodbags
to feed off of, in a very wholesome way.
In a very bio-dynamic, doing good things for the earth
kind of bloodbag, bloodbag farm.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- I honestly think that Andrew deserves some control
after last season, being a pawn in their schemes.
- Yes, they will all be my pawns soon.
- Get ready for next week,
our finale of the "Worth It" season
of "In Control with Kelsey."
Bye! - It's gonna be good.
(jaunty music)