- Oh, whatever.
I hope they have a terrible dare for you
'cause I'm gonna fuck you up.
- [Blaine] Yeah, I'll just do it right here.
This'll be last of it.
(laughter)
There you go.
(dramatic opera music)
You guys have been asking a lot,
it's really fucking annoying.
We finally gave in. Got the fear pong game.
(applause)
- [Woman Offscreen] So, what are you
guys here today to do?
- Play the fucking game.
- Which I'm really fucking scared about.
- Here we go.
Fuck.
- Shit.
This is gonna be a long game, you guys.
- There we go, there we go, there we go.
- God fucking dammit.
Sing a sexy song at the top of your lungs
for one uninterrupted minute.
If you laugh or stop, drink the cup.
I should sing "No Diggity."
- Do you know it?
- God dammit.
- What's another? Any other ideas?
- [Man Offscreen] Pony.
- ♪ I'm just a bachelor ♪
♪ Looking for a partner ♪
♪ Take me to my limits ♪
(laughter)
(applause)
- Drink the cup! Drink the cup.
I would have for sure killed that.
Oh, fuckin'.
Pretend like you are using a hoola hoop
for 60 seconds.
If you stop or if we can imagine
the imaginary hoola hoop dropping, drink.
- [Woman Offscreen] Three, two, one. Hoop.
- Oh, looks like it's dropping.
Oh it dropped. It dropped. You can't do that.
- No, I can! Fuck off!
(laughter)
- [Woman Offscreen] Faster, faster, faster!
(laughter)
Oh, I'm getting a side ache. How long has it been?
- [Woman Offscreen] You still
have half a minute to go.
- Okay. Okay.
(gentle music)
(belch)
I really need to work out.
Fuck.
Play the rest of the game
with a raw egg in your undies or bra.
Good luck keeping it intact.
The bra is tight.
So it's gotta be the undies.
Nope, that'll break for sure.
That'll break for sure.
I don't know if I should put it low.
Well, maybe low is better.
Might get a little extra fun out of it.
I feel like my lips are protecting it.
(grunt)
There we go.
- God dammit.
Get in the shower right now,
all of your clothes on,
until you are sopping wet.
You must air dry.
Yeah. I'm gonna do it.
- Okay. Let's do it. Where are we going?
Alright.
- Fucker.
- You can't touch it.
- Fuck you.
- I have the fucking mic on! I have the mic on.
- Has the egg cracked yet?
- [Madison] No. Nope.
- [Woman Offscreen] Blaine, how are you feeling?
- I feel wet.
How's that egg doing?
- Big clitoris coming at ya.
(uncomfortable laughter)
Fuck.
- Whatcha got? What is it?
Read it out loud.
What the fuck is it?
- Why the fuck did I get this one?
- What is it?
- This sucks.
Paint one tooth black for every
sexual partner you've had.
- What are you worried about?
You've only slept with a couple people right?
- Oh whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can I stand? Hey guys?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh no, it almost cracked. It almost broke.
- [Woman Offscreen] So Madison,
how many sexual partners was that?
- Twenty-one.
- [Woman Offscreen] How many?
- Twenty-one.
- Open.
- Okay. So that's one.
- [Blaine] Seven, eight.
Too much saliva.
- I got burned on my face!
- Twenty. Whoo!
- One more. One more. 21.
- Wait, okay.
- This makes me feel like total
shit about myself.
- There we go, alright.
- This is the worst video I've ever done.
- Cut your shirt into a cape
and wear it for the rest of the game.
- I like that a lot.
- Actually, this is my favorite shirt.
- No, it's not.
- Ow! Ah!
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Do I have lint in my belly button?
(laughter)
Balance a cup on your head for the rest of the game.
Refill every time it falls.
- Boom.
- [Woman Offscreen] And every time
it falls you have to take a sip.
- Refill it.
- [Woman Offscreen] And then refill it.
(laughter)
- That almost cracked my fuckin' egg.
- It looks like you have dick. That's so funny.
(scream)
- Oh, fuck.
There's no dare.
(blows raspberry)
You look like the biggest fuckin' idiot ever.
- You look like a heroin addict.
- Better than an idiot.
The fuck?
He's got a fuckin', alright.
Alright. Alright.
Spread mayonnaise all over your face
and wear it for the rest of the game.
I'll do that.
- There we go.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do you know how to apply a face mask?
No, he doesn't.
- Yeah, I'm doing it.
I'm gonna kill you.
You don't have to put that much on.
- [Blaine] There, is that okay?
Yeah, I'll just do right here.
This will be last of it.
(laughter)
There you go.
- This egg. I feel like this egg is solid.
I feel like I can do this 24/7.
Stuck.
- Nope. Harder. Harder.
- It's solid. It's solid for sure.
Call your boss and tell them you quit.
(dial tone)
- Fuck. Fuck, I didn't think about this.
- [Man On Phone] Hey.
- Hey. You're working right now?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I don't think it's a good idea
for me to be working at (beep) company anymore.
(sigh)
So?
- [Man On Phone] You'll be missed.
I'll tell you that.
- Oh my god.
(applause)
No, can I please call him back?
- [Man Offscreen] No.
- Fuck. I might cry. I shouldn't...
Please let me call him.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- [Man On Phone] Yo.
- Hey, hey, hey.
I'm doing that stupid fucking video.
- [Man On Phone] I know, I know.
- You know.
(laughter)
Fuck.
The flying fuck?
Okay, let's do the glasses.
Where are the glasses at?
God, this is terrible.
Dick sauce.
Yeah, get it.
You don't-
(yell)
(applause)
Fill 'er up. Fill 'er up and drink her up.
- Can I have a straw?
(singing)
(yell)
- Whoo!
(yelling nonsense words)
- Jesus.
- [Man Offscreen] Oh!
Drink it.
- Oh! That was right in.
You have to do the dare.
- Make yourself fart.
If you can't, lose the cup.
If you shit yourself, you win the game.
(laughter)
- [Man Offscreen] He's turning red.
(grunt)
- I can't do it.
- [Woman Offscreen] Three, two, one.
- I'm gonna pee myself.
- Gotta drink the cup.
- [Woman Offscreen] This is going down the wire here.
(yell)
(blows raspberry)
(scream)
- [Man Offscreen] There's a dare.
- Oh. Oh shit, fuck, goddammit.
- Wear your pants down by your
ankles for the rest of the game.
(sigh)
- Jesus, jiminy.
Don't, what the hell are you doing?
Holy fuck.
(laughter)
- Boom!
(crack)
Ay, it cracked!
(singing)
♪ I made it out ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Where can people order?
- Yes. Kickstarter.
We got a website, I think. Somewhere.
To buy the game. Pretty sweet.
- I like it.
- Yep.
- I like it.