- YOU LOVE TO TRAVEL, DON'T YOU?
- WELL, UM...
I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
BUT, YEAH--
- BUT YOU TRAVEL A LOT. - YEAH.
I WAS JUST IN NEW YORK AND LONDON YESTERDAY
DOING THE PRESS JUNKET PREMIERE FOR "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM."
- HOW WAS LONDON? - LONDON WAS GREAT.
IT'S VERY--THEY REALLY GET INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT THERE.
- OH, YEAH? - IT'S VERY FESTIVE.
IN NEW YORK, ALSO, IT WAS A--
AND I THINK, THOUGH, WHEN YOU TRAVEL, LIKE, A LOT,
YOU GET TO BE, LIKE, ALMOST, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT,
LIKE, PUNCH DRUNK.
I KNOW WHEN I WAS GOING TO THE AIRPORT
WITH THE DRIVER, WHO WAS, LIKE, A NICE GUY,
AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST FEEL PEOPLE'S ENERGY.
AND IT WAS, LIKE, AN OLDER CHINESE GUY WHO WAS DRIVING,
AND HE ASKED FOR AN AUTOGRAPH FOR HIS GRANDKID,
AND HE JUST SEEMED LIKE SUCH A NICE GUY.
AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE AIRPORT, HE WAS GETTING OUT,
AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, I'LL GET THE DOOR MYSELF."
BUT HE WENT AHEAD AND GOT OUT.
AND THEN I'M SAYING, "GOOD-BYE, THANK YOU,"
AND THEN HE HUGS ME, AND THEN I HUG HIM.
AND THEN HE-- AND THEN HE SAYS, "I LOVE YOU,"
AND I GO, "I LOVE YOU TOO."
AND THEN THE MOVIE PUBLICIST IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,
AND SHE'S LIKE, "IS THAT THE DRIVER THAT YOU ALWAYS USE?
YOU GUYS"--
AND I WAS LIKE, "I JUST MET HIM."
BUT THAT'S CHRISTMAS, YOU KNOW?
AND I REALLY MEANT IT. I REALLY DID.
LIKE, THIS GUY'S ENERGY-- SOMETIMES YOU JUST, LIKE--
YOU CAN, LIKE, FEEL IT,
AND THIS GUY WAS JUST, LIKE, A SUPER UPBEAT, POSITIVE GUY.
- THAT'S FANTASTIC. - YEAH.
- AND LOOK--I MEAN, HE'S GOT THAT STORY NOW,
TO SAY THAT OWEN WILSON SAID HE LOVES ME.
- I THINK IT'S ALSO CHRISTMAS.
I DON'T KNOW-- LIKE, FOURTH OF JULY,
YOU KNOW, MIGHT'VE BEEN A DIFFERENT THING.
IT MIGHT'VE BEEN LIKE, "WHOA,"
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'S ABOUT INDEPENDENCE.
- RIGHT. - YEAH.
- YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
IT'D BE WRONG TO HUG SOMEBODY ON AN INDEPENDENCE DAY.
both: NEVER. - YOU WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
- WOULD YOU DO THAT?
SPEAKING OF LOVE, YOU HAVE TWO LITTLE CHILDREN
THAT I SAW PICTURES OF.
YOU HAD ONE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, FORD...
- YES. - AND NOW YOU HAVE FINN.
- YES, YES. YEAH, TWO--
- PRECIOUS. - YEAH.
TWO GREAT LITTLE BOYS, FORD AND FINN.
- NOW--AND YOU SEE THEM A LOT? ARE YOU AROUND A LOT?
- YEAH, AND FORD IS VERY KIND OF PROTECTIVE OF HIS--
HE ALWAYS CALLS HIM--
HE DOESN'T EVEN CALL HIM BY HIS NAME.
HE ALWAYS CALLS HIM HIS BABY BROTHER.
I THINK HE LIKES THE FACT THAT HE'S JUST ABOUT 30 POUNDS
BUT THAT FINN IS SMALLER, SO IT'S ALWAYS LIKE--
AND HE'S SORT OF, LIKE, YOU KNOW--
CAUTIONS ME, LIKE, "OH, NO, NO.
"DON'T KISS HIM UNLESS YOU'VE SHAVED, DAD.
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOUR WHISKERS," AND STUFF.
- WOW. - YEAH.
- THAT'S AMAZING. - YEAH.
- AND YOU BROUGHT A VIDEO OF FORD DOING SOMETHING, RIGHT?
WHAT IS HE DOING? - YES.
THIS IS FORD AND--
WELL, THE--YEAH, IT KIND OF SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
HE'S KIND OF DOING THE ALPHABET. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
[singing] - B, C, Q, F, T
H, KI, K, K, L-BUH-U-S-E
Q, R, X, T, U, V
[speaking gibberish]
Q, R, X
NOW I KNOW MY ABCs
NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME?
[cheers and applause]
- [speaking indistinctly]
- HE'S GOT THE MELODY. THE LYRICS--STILL WORKING AT IT.
- OH, MY GOD.
THE NEXT TIME, YOU HAVE TO SING THAT EXACT SONG WITH HIM TOO.
OH, THAT IS ADORABLE.
THAT'S THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD.
- YEAH. - THAT MUST BE SO FUN.
SO THIS-- "NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM."
THIS IS THE THIRD INSTALLMENT, RIGHT?
AND HAVE YOU EVER FILMED IN A MUSEUM, ACTUALLY,
OR IS IT ALWAYS ON A SOUND STAGE?
- NO, WE HAVEN'T--
I HAVEN'T FILMED IN ANY MUSEUMS
BECAUSE ALL MY STUFF IS GREEN SCREEN.
ALTHOUGH, WE DID GO THERE FOR THE PARTY IN LONDON,
SO I DID--I CAN SAY AT LEAST I'VE BEEN THERE.
- THEY TRUST Y'ALL IN A MUSEUM TO--
I MEAN, THAT SEEMS DANGEROUS.
- WELL, THEY DID HAVE A LOT OF SECURITY, I FELT,
AND THEY REALLY DID TRY TO KEEP US AWAY
FROM, LIKE, THE ROSETTA STONE AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
- YEAH. OH, THEY TEACH SPANISH THERE.
THAT'S GREAT.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
- SO...
- I JUST SLOW-PITCHED ONE UP THERE.
[laughing]
- SO ONE LAST QUESTION-- WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK,
AND WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME.
BUT "ZOOLANDER"-- HAPPENING OR NOT HAPPENING?
"ZOOLANDER"?
- WELL, I DON'T MEAN TO BE COY,
BUT I KNOW THAT THERE'S A SCRIPT,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE BEN IS CONSIDERING IT, AND--
YEAH, SO WE'LL SEE.
[cheers and applause]
- DON'T YOU HOPE SO? - I DO, YEAH.
- I MEAN, LOOK, THERE'S A SCRIPT.
DID JUSTIN WRITE IT AGAIN? - YEAH, YEAH.
- I MEAN--COME ON. - JUSTIN.
I KNOW. IT'S SORT OF--
I MEAN, WE HAVE TO DO IT. - YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CANNOT DO "ZOOLANDER" AGAIN.
[cheers and applause]
WE DEMAND IT.
UH-OH.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
[cheers and applause]
- THIS IS MY FIRST TIME ON A TALK SHOW.
- WHAT IS IT, NOAH? - MY FIRST TIME ON A TALK SHOW.
- OH, MAN. WELCOME.
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