You know, every special day needs a special song.
And World Aids Day is no different.
Last year for our red shop-a-thon ,
we wrote a song with Brandon Flowers of the Killers.
It became an instant classic, and by popular demand
it is back, updated for 2017.
As performed by the Red Pack.
Are you ready, Red Pack?
All right.
Let's get this going.
[SINGING] The snow is blowing.
That son of a bitch.
Inside it's glowing.
We're Lucky we're rich.
[SINGING] We're nice and cozy.
We jing- jing- jingle the bell.
Oh baby, it's cold.
But we're going to hell.
[SINGING] I sip my martinis from a silver cup.
[SINGING] Buy a little tiaga to carry my pup.
[SINGING] Tis the season.
Our big corn stock's doing swell.
But if we don't help people with AIDS, we're going to to hell.
[SINGING] Now, check it out.
I've got new jet skis, major keys, and a shiny brand
new iPhone 10.
[SINGING] We've got Hermes boots,
Italian suits, and a personal masseuse named Sven.
[SINGING] We've got more gold in the toilets
at the Trump hotel.
But if we don't help people with AIDS we're going to hell.
Jimmy-- Jimmy, is it time that I have my trumpet solo?
There wasn't a trumpet solo scheduled.
Yeah, let me try it.
Oh, OK, well I guess fine, go ahead, Brian.
[TRUMPTET]
Brian, Brian, Brian, did you practice that?
- No! - Really?
Why not?
Well, because I've been too busy fighting AIDS, Jimmy.
Oh, well, that's the spirit, Brian.
I can get behind that.
Oh, what's this?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Jimmy, is it time for my sousaphone solo?
Oh, did you practice that thing?
No I was with Brian fighting AIDS.
[CHEERING]
How about we just skip the horn
solos and focus on singing.
Diddy?
[SINGING] We all drive fancy cars and charge
them to my black card.
[SINGING] Louis Vitton's in my closet.
[SINGING] Oprah in my backyard.
[SINGING] My chef cooks lobsers,
for me, in my own bathtub.
[SINGING] And if you don't help
now you will soon be Beelzebub.
Oh Yeah.
[SINGING] I've got so much money--
[SINGING] It's not even funny.
[SINGING] Real fresh squeezed orange juice.
[SINGING] I've got Faberge eggs.
[SINGING] Beautiful legs.
[SINGING] I've got implants in my [INAUDIBLE]..
[SINGING] We own old mansions in countries
we can't even spell.
[SINGING] But there's something we're learning.
[SINGING] And our stomachs are turning.
[SINGING] If we just keep on earning.
[SINGING] We'll all end up burning.
[SINGING] If we don't help people with AIDS,
we're going to hell.
Oh baby, it's snowing.
But our pockets keep growing.
If we don't help people with AIDS, we're going to hell.
[CHEERING]
This is amazing.
Even though I don't play piano.