Hey guys, I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
And this has got to be one of the weirdest episodes.
Strangest.
We've seen a lot of things but last night I was watching
and I was like, what?
Well we have to get right to it but before we
do please welcome--
We've got to get him in here.
You love him.
We love him.
Marcus-- I mean Corey Palent.
Yay!
See what I did is I called you Marcus like you're a zit.
I like being called--
Whoa, that was something.
--the zit.
Last week, we left off.
And it seemed like she wasn't going to give Luke P. The rose.
She sort of did.
She didn't give it to him.
Yeah.
She says, like I--
Luke, I can't give you this rose.
And then he's like-- he does this one face he has,
which is just--
Duh.
But he's like, well the one thing is--
I can do is just like beg for you to like keep me here.
Then she said no.
Then he walked away.
Which I was like--
Then we were like, yay!
He's leaving.
Were you going to come even close with emotions.
I was like, no!
Just say no.
And then she said no.
And I was like, yay!
In that moment I was confident.
I said, no; she's saying no.
She's saying no.
Then he walked away and I'm like, OK.
What about when he changed his mind?
He was going to go back.
He literally walked out and then just did a 180
and turned around.
It was so weird.
So he comes back and he's like, look, like, you were right.
I haven't told you how I feel.
And here's how I feel.
I'm mad, and I want to be here.
And I'm going to move mountains for you.
No, no, no, she goes, I want you to scream!
And he's like, I need to step over here for a minute.
[LAUGHTER]
Ah!
If anybody is here to defend Luke, I am not here for you.
Luke--
Oh, god.
No, could you imagine?
We've done that before.
Oh, my god, that would be amazing.
Don't do it.
I don't want him in here yelling, I'm so mad.
I'm so mad at you guys.
I'm going to move cubicles.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, so he comes back in and he does like his famous opening
line.
Like, hey fellas.
What's up, guys?
Hey guys.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
Hey, guys.
And then he just like explains what happens.
He's like, so basically, you know,
it was the worst date she's ever been on.
[LAUGHTER]
She said up to this point, it's the worst date she's ever had.
The worst date she's ever been on.
And, yeah, she wants me to be here and fight
for the rose like you.
So Garrett says, Luke, it's fine that you're here.
She's a big girl; she can make that decision.
But did you put our names in your mouth?
Did you say any of our names?
No I did not.
And he's like, nope.
Nope, I didn't say a word.
Nope, hard pass.
Definitely didn't.
Nope.
Definitely didn't say a single one of your names.
And they're like, good.
Good, good, good.
And all is well with the tribe.
OK, or so we think.
Until-- then the rest of the episode.
So then fast forward.
They go to the cocktail party of the rose ceremony and she--
She looked really pretty.
She looked amazing.
That white ensemble.
Spaghetti straps.
All of the guys were just like--
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
Chin to the floor.
And she comes in and she does this whole speech about how she
wants to tell them about her.
There's been so much drama with the guys
this season, which I will say like, yay, on the casting.
Yeah.
Because there has been so much drama but--
But almost too much.
But she says at one point in the episode,
you guys don't know anything about me.
Yeah.
And I'm like, right.
Yeah, you're right.
We don't.
At least we don't--
I don't know--
No, we don't.
OK, so Garrett at the beginning of the cocktail party,
he's like who wants to steal her first.
And they have like this really, really cute moment.
And then he was like, but before I go--
Oh, jeez.
Oh.
I asked Luke if he mentioned any of our names and he said no.
Did he?
And she says that he did but only because I asked about it.
Right.
Yes, we talked about Mike.
Yes, we talked about-- who was it, like Dustin and Dylan?
It was Dustin and Dylan.
Which, again, what could you have possibly said about them
other than who are they?
If you have enough to talk about them--
You can't say their names.
You know more than we do.
Hey, Luke, let me ask you, which one is Dustin?
Yeah.
Which one is Dylan?
So then Garrett like comes off the stage
and essentially confronts Luke and like tattletales.
So then she goes back in and she's basically like,
this fighting has to stop.
I will answer any questions.
So they all ask questions.
They're so worried about whether or not she likes Luke.
Right, right.
And how much she likes Luke and if she's
going to cut Luke that it's like,
you should really be worrying, do I like you?
Right.
That's the thing.
So it's like, worry about that.
I like him.
And that's all you need to know is that I like him,
and that's it.
And if he's not going to be here, when he's not here,
he won't be here.
And if he's here, he's here.
And you just don't worry about it.
Well and when she was coming to his defense--
to Luke's defense, it was funny because she
didn't make sure to also like not come to his defense.
She's like, there's plenty of terrible things about him, OK?
Yeah, but I know what's up.
I know why I don't like him.
And he was trying to talk.
And she's like, shut--
No, at one point, she goes.
[LAUGHTER]
That was amazing.
She was like, that's enough.
My favorite part was like she leaves.
And sweet Peter's like, you guys,
I haven't said a thing this whole time.
Oh no, I know.
You guys are being really immature,
and you're ruining my time.
I mean, you just need to grow up.
I was waiting for someone to be that one person that's
like, I'm going to go comfort her.
If it were me, I would've been like, Tyler, I'm upset.
You'd want Tyler C. to come comfort you, yeah.
Tyler, she wants to see you.
Wah, wah.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, so then at first I didn't know
what was going to happen next.
But then they just go straight to the rose ceremony.
And she comes in and she doesn't even say anything.
She just picks up the first rose.
Well she really had gained her composure
because I was like, wait, who's this person?
But every rose ceremony, it's only getting progressively
angrier.
Because the last one when she was like, sure.
And then this one where she's like, yep.
Yeah, she's like, Mike.
[LAUGHTER]
Take this.
OK, so we say bye to Devin.
Whoops, sorry Devin.
Grant, oh-- drunk Gerard Butler.
And then Kevin.
It was after the rose ceremony-- she like
gave them another speech.
I know.
Yeah.
She was like, I'm sick of this.
Here's the thing-- in that way, I really liked her.
I was like, good for you, girl.
Me too.
There was no like, we're going to Latvia.
It was like, just pack your crap.
We're going to Latvia.
We're leaving.
So then we're like, OK, hopefully all the drama
will stay in Scotland and we can go have fun in Riga, Latvia.
So then they're in Riga and we have the first of two chats.
And he's like, do you think this can work?
And she says, I don't know how anybody
finds love on this show.
Like I think she's genuinely not having a good time doing this.
Well and I think, because there's so much
distractions and all this drama, she
can't focus on like finding love.
She can't clearly say that she's into somebody
that much because all she's doing
is spending time talking about Luke.
And then they go back and suddenly we're
with Chris Harrison in front of the bachelor mansion, which
was so confusing.
And he's like, hey guys.
It's me.
I know you're surprised to see me here.
But I'm here again.
Our bachelorette is in a place where she doesn't
know if she can continue this.
And I think we should look back and see why.
And it's like, wait, what?
And you're like where does this fall in the timeline?
It was so bizarre.
I just assumed that that happened last week.
Seriously.
I agree.
A thousand percent it happened last week.
So the big I feel like takeaways of the tease
were, Luke P. is still there.
Right.
But so then he says something to her
at some point about how he wants--
he's excited to have sex with her after they get married.
A lot of sex talk in the tease; am I wrong?
No, yeah.
And then he essentially confronts her
and says like, if you've had sex with other guys, I'm leaving.
And she is like, I cannot believe you just said that
to me.
And that's I think when she pushes and hits the camera.
I think he goes home.
And she gave him one of these.
But she may have just ended--
Don't you remember that?
Yeah.
But then there's this other tease of Chris Harrison being
like, he's here.
He's got a ring.
And he's got a ring in his pocket,
and he thinks he's going to propose.
Who do we think that is?
Luke!
Ah, I got a theory.
You don't think so?
Nope.
So we saw three guys--
Peter, Garrett, right?
And then Mike.
My theory is, she narrows it down to Garrett and Peter.
Mike's no longer part of it.
OK.
Mike is the person that comes with the ring.
He's the one that says, I love you.
I'm ready to get married to you.
And then she goes, I can't do it.
Boom, there's your next bachelor.
I think he's the ring.
You think Mike's the ring too?
That's a good theory, right?
[GASP]
You guys--
Because that's the perfect way for you to be all in.
I know what I'm doing.
I know she cut me.
Because this is the season that no one's really
paid attention to the rules anyway.
I think Mike's the ring.
Mike's the ring because he's [INAUDIBLE]
He's already been like--
He did say that.
He's already implied like he--
It's buried in our minds that he said in two weeks
I can do this.
I think it's Mike.
I think if it's not Mike, then it's Jed.
But I think it's definitely not Luke.
Luke's had way too many of those, right?
You guys, this is so juicy.
All right, thanks you guys for watching!
Oh yeah, and don't forget to tune
in next week for our recap.
Corey, hit it.
And comment below to tell us what you think.
Comment below.
This is the part where I do this.
How y'all doing?
I said y'all.
Y'all.
I'm going to Latvia!
[LAUGHTER]
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