Do I have stuff in my teeth?
Mhmm.
Where?
In the middle, aww and the baby tooth. Both places?
Do not touch my mouth! [laughs]
How does this work, I look into the camera?
We've been on tour for two weeks and you forgot?!
Yeah
You forgot how to do the show?!
Yeah I was like "when do I say welcome to Just Between Us"
Where do my eyes look, I just like got really confused.
Say it now: Welcome to Just Between Us
No I normally say it in the opening
What?
Right?
Oh my God
Anyway, Alice from Massachusetts -
thank God it's not international because I forgot the song
- wants to know
How do you move on?
No idea
Okay.
Does anybody ever?
People do!
As adults though?
Yes
Cause I was able to move on up until about 26
Everyone pre-26: fine.
Yeah
Couldn't care less
I see what you're saying
Post-26: it's been rough
Everything's a nightmare
I mean is this bad to say, like
Should we be giving hope or whatever?
I guess what I'm trying to wonder is like
What is best case scenario?
They die.
I want them to know that I'm better
Like I want them to know I'm successful
I want them to know that I'm behaving differently
I want them to just be like "oh"
Are you behaving differently?
Yes and I want them to be like
"Oh if I met this person now I'd be like way into it"
I wish I could go back
And Eternal Sunshine them
So they don't know me at all
And then meet them again
But what you want is to just be back together again
Yes but then meet them again for the first time
Woo them
And get back together
You wanna be with him over
who you're with now?
Allison this is your problem Is that you ask too many questions
And you make things fall apart
I asked one question and it fell apart
Because it's not logical It doesn't make any sense
I love the people I'm with But it doesn't make any sense
Like you don't, you don't -
You haven't moved on at all
No, of course not, like
You are at the same place you were the day after the breakup and it's a year later
Emotionally about that specific thing
Yes
But I think I learned a lot
I think a good way to move on is that
I don't think there's anyone who's moved on less
Sure but I'm saying I'm -
Can I just
I'm saying that that's okay because I feel like I've reflected
And like learned a lot about how to behave better
Are you just going to be like 85 and still thinking about him?
Allison I don't know!
But I suspect if you just die with it
What about those movies?
You just like Kate Winslet, the old, fucking dies loving Jack
What are you gonna do?
But I think what's different is that like
Also you can still be happy in your current relationship
And still not be over your ex
Absolutely, absolutely
Which I think is a thing I didn't realise could happen
I'm incredibly happy now but you don't forget the other people
You know what I've started to do?
Hm?
When I start to think about Jordan
I visualise a stop sign.
Are you okay saying his - everyone's names are coming out now
We're going to bleep this
Who cares
I visualise a stop sign and I think to myself "no stop"
[laughs]
That's so dark
I've never used visualisation before after like 24 years of therapy
And I just like, it sort of works if I start to go
I mean it works 10% of the time but a couple times it's worked
At what point do you think we became so broken?
26!
Here's what's annoying
That you can't get rid of it when someone's logged into your Gmail
That's the problem you're having?
Well if like whenever you go to different user all my ex boyfriends
Who've used my computer show up
That's upsetting!
I could have gotten into Dan's Chase bank account.
You're just throwing names -
Everyone knows who they are!
They've all been on the fucking channel and then left me
Allison!
You're like a grandma who's just given up and just started saying shit / I don't give a shit.
Oh my God
"Oh who are they?"
Yeah I'm still on their Instagrams but I'm blocked, like who cares
I'm not blocked.
I'm only blocked by Jordan
Allison!
Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
He doesn't watch the channel!
You don't know what they do!
Not talk to me.
I very much doubt that what he's doing is thinking about me and then
Visualising a stop sign
He was doing that in the relationship
Oh snap, oh snap!
That was so - I'm going to cry that was so mean
You are so mean to me all the time!
About stuff that's not real, that really hurt my feelings
That is real! Are you kidding me?!
You just spent the whole beginning of this saying that I haven't moved on
That I'm terrible, that my behaviour hasn't changed
You're not allowed to get upset now
You can dish it out but you can't take it?
Yes! I've never been able to take it!
But you dish it out so hard
Yeah!
So don't you think that that's a problem?
Now everyone's gonna feel bad for you!
Not Jordan.
[laughs]
I just don't want anyone touching my mouth
What about your boyfriend?
I don't want ANYONE touching my mouth!
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