-I want to hear a story -- tell me if it's true or not --
involving you and Rihanna. -Uh, yes.
-You know what I'm talking --
-Oh, I know what you're talking about.
[ Laughter ]
Well, you have -- you have kids, right?
You have daughters.
-Absolutely. I have two little girls.
-Okay, I have three daughters.
So I think my kids are a little older than yours.
They're at that stage where
if, when dropping them off at school,
I could just keep the car moving,
they would -- they would opt for that.
Or a bag over my head, anything.
Very, you know -- that kind of awkward stage
where they don't want to be seen with Dad.
-"Dad!" -Exactly.
-So I thought I -- I thought the coolest moment of all-time
that happened recently when Rihanna -- Ri-Ri --
[ Laughter ]
-Wow. Wow.
-She actually -- -Got close fast. Yeah, wow.
-She called me up and wanted to use a song
that I had recorded in a movie a few years ago.
The Academy Award-winning, "Stuck on You."
-It won a record 35 Oscars.
-I don't remember the number, Jimmy.
[ Laughter ]
But at any rate,
we had a song in there that I had actually recorded.
It was based on Billy Stewart's "Summertime."
It was a pretty cool rendition.
But she had heard it.
The only person that's ever heard it.
And Rihanna calls -- Okay, you caught me in a lie.
Her lawyer calls my lawyer.
-That makes more sense. Now the story makes more sense, yeah.
-And says can -- and asked whether or not
they could use a piece of the song in a song she was doing.
-Like a sample. -Yeah, like --
Is that what they -- a sample, a mishy mash or whatever the term.
I don't know the term.
I don't know. You're in the music business.
I don't know.
-A mishy mash. Yeah, that's right.
-So she wants to mishy mash it into something she's doing,
and I'm like, "Well, this is good
because then the girls are going to know
I'm doing a song with Rihanna,
and suddenly I don't know if I'm the loser dad any more."
-You might be the coolest dad ever.
-Yeah, right. So I was really excited about it.
And said, you know, how much is she willing to pay me.
And my lawyer said nothing. And I said we got a deal.
[ Laughter ]
-"We got a deal. Where do I sign?"
-Sounded good. Sounded good.
So at any rate, she ended up using it.
And I -- you know, I dropped the kids off at school one day,
and literally get the link of the song that she has recorded.
And I don't know what my expectation was for the song.
But, you know, Rihanna, great musician.
Some of the songs can be a little racy.
-Sure.
[ Laughter ]
What was the song?
-Well, the song is called "Cockiness."
That's all right.
-So far we got away with it, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-So the first lyrics are
"suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion."
-Okay. All right. Hold on a second.
This is -- This reminds --
my lower back tattoo, I'm getting next week.
[ Laughter ]
Persuasion. Yeah, that's good.
It's gonna cost an extra 50 bucks.
-"I want you to be my --" I don't know.
You get the idea, right?
So it's the song -- -Lick my cockiness.
-It's the song that never can be played for my kids
is the bottom line, so I'm still the awkward dad.
Odd man out unfortunately, but it is --
she did actually do a recording with it,
so I got a little -- I'm a little mishy mash in there.
-All right, so you got a little street cred.
-Yeah, that's right. -Then that's all you need.
-Do you golf, still, because -- -I do.
-I heard that you golf. -Yeah.
You told me that you golf. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Why is that funny? -I don't know.
I was honestly -- I was -- like -- I -- surprised.
[ Laughter ]
-Why? -I don't know.
Honestly, it's not like I'm like, whoa --
I don't know what my expectation is for a golfer,
but I just -- I just -- you surprised me.
I was surprised to hear that.
-What would you think I would do?
I mean, what -- like, Frisbee? [ Laughter ]
Something involving a Frisbee? Is that what you see me doing?
-No, no, I just -- it seemed like
golf could be distracting for you.
I would envision you, you know, like -- it's like, you got a --
it's like chess for four hours.
You don't seem -- I don't know.
You just don't seem like a golfer to me.
[ Laughter ]
You're probably a great golfer. -I'm taking this the right way.
As a compliment. -I know, but I just don't --
I don't know what I envisioned for a golfer.
But I just -- when they told me that, I was surprised.
-I'm fine. I'm normal. I play by the rules.
-You're a physical specimen. It's not about that.
It's just that I didn't anticipate --
maybe because I just never heard it.
Are you good? [ Laughter ]
-No, I'm terrible.
-Okay, well, I am too.
-You're terrible, as well?
-I'm really not very good.
-Oh, I heard the opposite.
-Well, no, that's not true.
-Well, I heard that you got a hole in one.
-Well, that's true. [ Laughter ]
-You got a hole in one?
-I did. Yeah, I got a hole in one.
I got one -- one hole in one in my whole life.
-I would just start crying.
-Yeah. Well, I did. I got a little choked up.
-Did you call everybody?
-Well, you know, after you had a hole in one,
you do ask people a lot if they've had a hole in one.
I didn't used to care.
But now it's like, "You had a hole in one?"
Have you ever had one?
-No. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-You're the worst! That is the absolute worst.
Wow. -It's cool.
-Yeah, it's cool.
I want to talk about this new "Electric Dreams."
Philip K. Dick, this guy, a sci-fi writer.
I know a couple of his books.
I mean there -- I've only gotten through the first chapter.
Let's be honest.
Too busy golfing. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-You golf?
-"You read? You don't look like a reader."
[ Laughter ]
Yes, I read. I know how to read. I read books! I love books!
"Mama," "Dada." You know, those types of books.
[ Laughter ]
But this is a -- This is based on his short stories.
-Yeah. He wrote really interesting stuff.
My version's -- -You're in episode seven.
It's called "The Father Thing"?
-Yeah, which basically is what happens
if the person you love the most, in this case,
it's an 11-year-old boy.
What happens if your father, his father,
is something that he doesn't believe him to --
-Are you an alien? -I'm an alien.
-Okay, good. Just say it. Just say it.
So you're basically an alien. -Yeah.
-Spoiler alert. -Yeah, exactly.
-Wow, so what would you do if you're a kid
and you find out your dad --
-Yeah, so he's 11 years old,
he's finding out this incredible thing,
and it's kind of the machinations of the story.
And the kid is fantastic, and it was great fun to do.