- Sam. - Yeah.
Rip her head off.
Rip my head off? I'd love to see her try it.
[screaming]
Whoo!
[cheering]
You got 'er!
Is that all you got?
[cheering]
Tap out! Tap out!
[cheering]
Get out of here!
Out!
[screaming]
Oh, my gosh, Sam and Jade are gonna kill each other.
Don't bleed on my bed!
[grunting]
Get down! Bleed!
No, don't!
Oh, hey.
Oh, you regained consciousness.
Yeah. I... I thought you guys were fighting.
- Fighting? - Why would we be fighting?
Okay, why am I dancing?!
This shouldn't be happening!
[music playing]
I am not enjoying this!
[music playing]
When did I learn this moves?!
[music playing]
Someone tell me what's going on!
[music playing]
How am I doing this?!
[music playing]
How am I flexible?! Wait!
If you think you can come between me and my Lewbert--
- Thanks, Sam. - Ah, no worries.
I like hitting ladies with pineapples.
[groaning]
- Sorry! - Are you okay?
I'm... I'm fine.
Just next time, if you can throw the ball...
a little higher, that's be great.
Hi, there.
Spider!
Stop it, please! Please, would you--
Stop!
Who are you?
Your personal trainers.
My personal train--
Come on, let's do some squat thrusts.
Squat thrusts. [chuckles]
There you go.
- Okay. - Ready?
- But I don't know-- - Just squat and thrust!
Begin!
One. Two.
Do it!
- One. - Three.
Three.
- Four! - Yeah, I can count.
One!
Good job. Oh, yeah, I'm liking that.
Two. Oh, yeah. Keep working.
Don't get lazy on me. One. Uh-huh. Good job.
Okay. Come on, one, all the way down.
Well... I hope your 30 friends can see in the dark.
She shut off the lights!
- I can't see nothing! - Where is she?!
Get 'em, Sam!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Take 'em out, Sam!
- Do it! - Come on.
[fighting]
Ow!
Sorry Gib!
[groaning]
[fighting]
Oh, my butt!
[screaming]
Sam?
Carly's brother calls this the Toilet Bowl Hole.
And he calls this one the Crazed Toddler.
[crying, mumbling]
Let's putt the putt.
Yes!
Did you see that? Oh, yeah.
You lost. Get out of here.
You hear me, punk?
- Excuse me. - I wanna rematch--
[groaning]
[cheering]
You like that? You like that? You like that?
You like that? You like that?
You like that?
Get off! Get her off of me!
All set.
Okay, people, unless you're a bowling pin,
move!
[cheering]
[groaning]
What's in it?
Uh. Just... [chuckles]
...this.
Just a lollipop?
Yeah. [chuckles]
Except where I come from, we don't call it a lollipop.
- Oh, well, what do you call it? - A sucker.
What?!
[screaming]
[groaning]
No!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Yeah, baby! Mama wins!
I am the ultimate assassin!
[screaming]
Now, which of you Americans would like to be the first
to try a Canadian fat cake?
Hey, I wouldn't mind--
[grunting]
May I?
Okay, Sam, take a bite--
Shut up!