- Seems pretty docile,
but also I don't trust anything in this world.
Hey guys, it's me Jared.
And we're back again today in RLCraft
with the zookeeper challenge.
It's a challenge in Minecraft where we are going to tame
and house every tamable beast in this RLCraft mod pack.
I think we're at 11 deaths, 10, too many.
We also got Patricia on our case,
we're just gonna deal with her today.
How are we going to deal with her?
We'll see.
I'm definitely a non-violent communicator, she's not.
Okay let's get into it.
Oh my god, why is there a cinder in my house!
No sir.
This game is evil.
I don't understand what, what is our problem here.
We have beef, I don't know what the beef is though.
So we're basically, starting today with nothing.
I think we might have to build a tunnel.
A tunnel out from this tower to a place
that doesn't have a dragon.
Oh good girl, Miley's over here.
Oh we could actually use her, because I'm hurt.
I love your song, It's so sweet.
Also-
No, what is this?
- [Narrator] This is a DJINN.
These air elementals love levitating
anything and anyone they deem a threat.
- Oh god.
Put me down, sir.
Why does everything in this world want to pick me up
and put me down in places that I don't wanna be put down
or picked up from.
Okay, we're fine.
Going on the classic journey for gravel.
Is that snow?
What is this biome?
What is this planet?
Where am I?
Are there penguins in this game?
I want a penguin exhibit in the zoo, I don't even-
There's fire, fire means bad.
We're gonna die you guys.
Death's coming, she's got my name on a list.
And I can feel it.
Why can't I drink this, Is this not-
What are you?!
- [Narrator] That is an Arix.
These baddies can throw icefire balls,
which are somehow simultaneously cold and hot.
- I can't even see it, where'd it go?
Where is it?
What are you?
Is that my patroness?
Boys and girls, we can't be outside after dark.
I think that's a rule I gotta adhere to.
Wait, I have a diary?
Page 1 of 1.
Dear Diary,
Today was a painful one.
Tomorrow will be better.
Love, Bob.
Oh it's a book, I wrote a book.
This is my memoir, my one page memoir.
Putting on the game face.
We just gotta, we gotta put this, it's mission mode.
We've been screwing around, having too much fun.
Bob's getting sick of this reincarnation thing.
Even the memory of his beloved daughter, Ellie.
Can't keep him going forever you guys.
A man only has so much in him before he'll just crumble.
At least, at the end of the day we'll always have
this sound when we pick stuff up.
It's so good, it's so sweet.
This game is charming, it's very charming.
Oh thank god, we got flint.
Give me those shards, baby!
We're all familiar with this,
it's our good friend flint knife.
We should probably go check on Beth.
There is so much to do today.
We're gonna risk death and go check on Beth.
I love her, we care about her, we need her.
She's our number one girl.
I don't even really know where we put her.
Hello, sir.
- [Narrator] That was a Kobold.
These little kleptos will steal any item they find lying
on the ground and hide it away for safekeeping.
- Guess I have something on my face.
(gasps) Beth!
Our sweet angel, how are you doing that?
Hi Beth!
No, get back in there, no.
- [Matt] Could you not have given her a bigger space?
- I guess I could have given her a bigger
space Matt, I guess I could have.
You know what, there is death and destruction
happening in this world and you're worried about
how much space this chicken has?
I like your priorities.
Okay Beth, have an acorn.
I love you so much and I will never do anything
to hurt you on purpose?
But we do have to protect you and keep you safe.
So, just don't go anywhere.
(laughs) No, Beth!
Come on dude, you are just such a little persnickety lady.
She's like, I'm sick of being told what to do
and where to go.
Ma'am
No come back, I'm like scaring- No!
You love seeds, you love these, you do okay.
Come on, she knows I'm gonna leave her.
She heard me talking about it.
Here you go, here's your seeds,
here's your acorn, daddy loves you!
Man, I mean like, I think chickens are cute in real life
but chickens in Minecraft, they just take the cake.
Beth in a box.
The search continues for flint and for sticks.
I really think we can do this.
Who are you?
- [Narrator] That is a Wisp.
These friendly mobs love playing in the bright sun.
Don't provoke them though,
you won't like them when they're mad!
- A Wisp, eh?
Seems pretty docile but also,
I don't trust anything in this world.
It's also becoming night time already.
What is this garbage game?
Please be okay, please be okay,
please be okay, please be okay!
No, a Chupacabra.
What?!
- [Narrator] That was a Chupacabra.
These hungry jerks crave flesh
and have a lethal bite that restores their health.
- Where?
Stop!
Get out of here, no I need these sticks,
I need this stuff man.
I refuse to let you take me away from my hard earned sticks.
I really don't like you one bit, yes!
I'm so sweaty
No, not this again, not you again.
These rocks dude and it's raining and I got turned around.
This is the end fam.
Put me down!
So we might've died but we also took a life
and I'm really proud of that.
Oh my gosh, Bob doesn't wanna do any harm
to any animals unless they do harm to him
and then he goes full Rambo, just bare fisting it.
Let's just talk about how difficult it was
to even find that much flint, and now it's gone.
The impermanence of life and all the joys
within it, is just hitting me like a bag of rocks.
And just like that, he found more gravel.
We need to make a tunnel to safety.
Our home base is good but we also need, like,
to get away from here.
So my heart says, Jared, let's take one of those
beds from your room.
Put it in our pocket, go adventure forth,
find a place that doesn't have a dragon
and then connect those two places with a tunnel system.
Does that sound, elaborate and time consuming
and also very difficult and also
like I might not be able to do it, yes.
Do I want to try it anyways?
Also yes.
So, buckle up kiddies,
we're going adventuring again.
Just as soon as I punch all this gravel.
Okay, for as frustrating as this is,
it's also so gratifying, you know?
There she is, our first flint pickaxe.
This is just the beginning, I almost said
the beginning of the end,
but that seems like not what I want.
This is just the beginning, end of sentence.
Let's just make one of every tool.
Let's, Bob is getting up, we got a shovel,
we got a hatchet.
What we're gonna do is go mine for like real stuff.
We're gonna make real big boy tools.
It's not night time but I think
we have to write in our diary.
But I lost the book.
Come on fam, why can't I have nice things?
Book and quill, ink sac, book and a feather.
I'm not, that's not happening.
Maybe someday, okay I'm taking this for sure.
No, I need to make another one.
Let's just repurpose this.
Oh I hear Patricia.
Why did that have to happen?
(dramatic music)
So it begins.
Okay, that was literally all of the things
I had collected this entire episode,
including one of my beds.
Okay, this is fine, this is okay.
She's still here, dude.
Why, why?
I knew that this house was too goo to be true.
Let's just explore, we have to wait until
night time to collect our things.
So it doesn't really matter if we die again, like 100 times.
Let's do our location scouting.
Patricia's just like suggesting we do something else
and you know what she's right.
God, I hate that girl.
Okay, I was liking what was finding over in this direction.
My leg!
Let's just push as far, what direction are we going?
West.
As far west we can go, find some new secrets.
House Hunters International, what do I want in my dream Zoo?
3 bathrooms, good curb appeal, I want no dragon.
I think that's it, it's not too much to ask.
Huh, what are those?
- [Narrator] Those are Makas.
These peaceful herbivores live in herds
and are protected by their alpha.
- Oh it's taking a little bath.
Okay, this area is so peaceful.
(gasps) Hi, Arasoars!
You're so beautifully-
You are both on with the tree, incredible.
Miley!
My girl, heal my foot, thank you so much!
(gasps) It's so nice over here, there's no dragon.
There are a lots of nice creatures,
there is a bunch of flowers.
Heck yeah dude!
Wow, imagine, a dragon-free life- whoa!
That tree is giant!
This says established tourist trap and I like that.
It also says, there's probably a mean thing
around this beautiful thing.
Let's go find out.
I feel so safe,
and so protected by mother nature.
Wait, something is firing at me.
Where am I, what's happening?
Oh my gosh, I can't see anything, I'm blind!
It's not safe here, I thought it was safe and it's not.
I can't see.
(laughs)
I think that tree was just so big
that it's darkness was cast in such a wide area
that things could just spawn as if it were night?
A majestic beast.
God dang it!
We're going to the mother tree.
We gotta setup a home away from home.
There's cows here!
I love it here, ooh a Maka.
Hello sir.
Goodbye.
It's so nice to see something that doesn't want to kill me.
Thank you for the butt.
I'm miserable, about losing all of that stuff I had crafted.
We did so much work and it just
all burned down to the ground.
If this is not an allegory for like planning your life out
and then having everything go off the rails,
needing to improvise as you go.
You know, make your own path,
even if it's not the path you envisioned for yourself,
or Patricia is a (bleep).
Ready for this beautiful house.
I love building in Minecraft.
And this is not gonna be up to my standards.
But it's survival mode, baby!
I've lost too much today.
To make a house I'm proud of and have it- oh.
Snicker doodles, okay.
Flint?
Oh okay yeah, I'm a psychic.
I'm gonna put everything in a chest
and when it's night time,
I am gonna go look for the stuff that I left.
Oh I can't see anything.
We're gonna get a steel bucket so that we can make milk
and not have to drink dirty water.
I think that's a good- no!
(yelling)
I'm on fire, my house is on fire.
Oh my god, my house is on fire!
Why am I spawning here?
Where am I?
What?
I'm completely lost.
Okay, there's a bunch of death over there
so I guess that's where I wanna be.
But there's just like zombies and skeletons
and between here and there.
Hello sir!
Run Bob!
You can do it.
What?
What is this?
What is this?!
What in the world.
NO, no, no , no , no absolutely not,
oh my god there's so many bad things around here.
No I need to get into this.
Where is the door?
Whoa, how cool would it be if we just found
like a whole town of people just waiting for a zoo?
They got all this gold that they've been hoarding
and nothing to spend it on.
No, creature comforts to speak up.
I see dollar signs.
I also see like maybe my life not ending every ten seconds.
I can't decide which I'm more excited about.
Watch this wall be four blocks thick.
I'll probably die.
It is.
I found the door!
There's also a lot of sticks around here.
You bet your bottom dollar, I am picking this all up!
It's finally looking up, watch these people be really mean.
Do I need a ticket to get in here?
What is this, customs?
Okay.
We found civilization.
This town is giant!
I've never seen anything like this before,
ever in my life.
We're in the money.
I just have to find a bed.
Just one bed, to call my own.
Can I sleep in the Church?
Sanctuary.
Can I sleep in here?
This is like a live-work situation.
It's a nice little library.
What are you guys doing over here?
I'm just gonna leave you alone.
Why are there no beds?
Is this like a survival thing where like beds don't
spawn because that would be too easy?
Hello pig, I love you.
I just want a bed.
Wait, is this wool?
Let's make a bed!
I think this is how you make a bed.
Oh it's 'cause they're planks and I just have wood.
I'm silly.
We're back to where we started.
You know what, I'm gonna steal wood planks from this town.
I feel so bad, but also not at all.
This is what surviving is.
Oh no, I need a hatchet.
I found a pickaxe.
It's not a hatchet but it's something.
I'm sorry for coming in and wrecking your homes.
- [Matt] What if they kick you of the town?
- They're not gonna kick me out of the town.
Why would they kick me out of the town?
Why would you say that?
Planks,
wool.
Oh my gosh, we crafted a bed!
This is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life!
Okay, but if I go to bed here,
I'll lose my spawn point back at that castle that I found.
But like pros and cons, there's no dragon here,
there's a whole town, lot's of materials,
the list goes on and on.
Cons, Beth is not here and that's like
all I can think of and I mean our diary is not here.
This is where Bob says goodbye to his old life.
We start anew this day.
I kinda want to cry.
We will have to get Beth out of her house though.
I will free Beth.
I don't think it was her dream to be in the zoo.
Honestly, I think I was projecting
my hopes and dreams on her as a subordinate creature
in my life and I don't wanna put that on other people.
I'll miss Patricia, not like a lot but like a little bit.
We can still come back and visit.
We'll always have this way point.
Am I going where I wanna go?
My heart says no.
Have I trapped Beth forever?
- [Matt] You can't.
- (laughs) I can't, I can't.
Okay, when I went to find the mother tree,
I said I was traveling west.
So we're gonna go east and we're gonna find home.
(gasps) Oh my god, a landmark.
Beth, (gasps) I see her!
Our daughter, our love.
Get out here girl!
My darling!
Get your head out of the gravel.
Come on, come on, no don't-
don't make this harder than it has to be.
Who are you?
We've been through a lot together Beth.
But I think I've come to the decision that
the first animal in the zoo being a chicken is really lame.
I want you to have those, to remember me by.
And if this is like your new lover
that your just like walking around in front-
okay, okay bye.
(sad music)
It's just that I like saw a future with Beth
and she was gonna be like the mascot of the zoo
and I just had a lot of future plans.
I'm not trying to be upset, I'm like just
this game is like a lot of, there's a lot of-
Are they fighting each other?
Also, Patricia bye.
When we have the means of not instantly dying to Patricia,
we'll be back.
This isn't goodbye forever, it's just goodbye for now.
Like I actually got kinda sad about Beth.
- [Matt] You're never gonna see Beth again.
- Shut up Matt, you jerk!
Look, there's chickens in this town too.
Oh Beth, I thought it would make me
feel better seeing other chickens,
but it just make's me feel worse.
You think that she'll accept like carrier pigeon letters?
Man, what are you doing in here with all of these pigs?
Oh, there's another pickaxe.
I'll take that, and I'll keep quiet.
We got two pickaxes from random places in town.
So I think it's time to do what we do best.
Oh, I can't use it.
I need mining level 8.
What's my mining level?
One?
Hot, hot spicy garbage.
I was like this is gonna be so easy.
I need to find- oh sick, gravel.
Oh man, this town is perfect!
Screw my old life.
This is magical, I feel like hashtag blessed.
String here, then 2 sticks here
and then flint here, here, here, here.
And with this, we can make a stone pickaxe.
Arsenal is coming together.
Okay, I'm gonna try finding some like cobblestone.
Like this is cobblestone.
Yeah, we're gonna make our first non-flint item right now.
Get hyped!
Any normal play through in this game,
this'll be like the most basic part.
Am I good enough at mining to use this?
This is when we finally become a man.
Okay, there's still some chests
in this town that I haven't explored
and if there is like armor and stuff in these,
then it's probably worth looking around.
This is, is this a restaurant?
This is a Pub.
I mean if you say so.
Ooh, but there's a chest in here.
Hell yeah, dude.
Just gonna take these.
Why is there a quill and book in the Pub?
I mean there's clearly no people in here,
so it must be a really bored bartender.
But we found a book!
Okay, we need to write this right now.
Dear Diary, I'm out in public, so I must keep this quick.
We said our goodbyes to Beth today, and it was tough.
We will never forget her.
I hope she remembers us as well.
Xoxo gossipgirl.
Wow, what a day, emotionally and spiritually.
I think this is really where this challenge
is about to start picking up speed.
And we didn't even die that many times today, I'm crazy.
Man, when our daughter sees what we've accomplished,
I don't have words.
I'll see you guys next time.
(upbeat music)