THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING TO SEE US.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
>> PLEASURE.
PLEASURE.
>> James: YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOME THINGS IN COMMON.
YOU'RE NOT ONLY BOTH INCREDIBLE ACTORS, YOU'RE BOTH ADDICTED TO
DATING SHOWS.
DID YOU KNOW THIS?
>> NO.
>> DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M INTERESTED IN "THE BACHELORETTE"
AND "THE BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
>> ARE YOU GARRETT OR BLAKE?
>> IS THIS THE NEW SEASON?
BECAUSE I MISSED THE LAST TWO, SO NOW, I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELING, SO I WAS OUT OF TOWN.
BUT, NO, NO, PLEASE, BECAUSE YOU DID A -- YOU DID A -- YOU WERE
ON IT, ACTUALLY, SO THAT'S WHAT I REALIZED YOU GUYS MUST REALLY
BE INTO IT.
>> WE ARE, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
DO YOU KNOW THIS STORY?
>> James: I HEARD THAT YOU -- I'VE NEVER WATCHED "THE
BACHELOR."
>> OH, IT'S SO GOOD!
IT'S SO GOOD.
>> James: I FEEL -- CAN I BE HONEST?
I FEEL LIKE IT'S -- IT MIGHT BE THE END OF HUMANITY.
>> NO.
NO.
NO, NO, JAMES.
>> MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHOW.
IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW.
>> IT'S THE GREATEST.
NO, IT'S BRILLIANT.
>> James: MY WORRY IS WHERE DOES IT END?
>> SHH, SHH, JAMES.
>> James: WHERE'S IT END?
IT GOES ON FOREVER.
>> THEY GET MARRIED.
THEY HAVE CHILDREN.
THEY CREATE FAMILIES -- IT'S LOVE!
>> James: I'M SURE THERE'S HAPPY MARRIAGES ALL OVER THE
PLACE FROM "THE BACHELOR."
>> YES, THERE ARE!
THERE ARE GREAT MARRIAGES FOR "BACHELOR."
"BACHELORETTE" AND "BACHELOR IN PARADISE."
>> James: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE HAPPY!
>> YES IDO.
THEY LOOK VERY HAPPY ON THEIR INSTAGRAM POSTS.
>> James: OH YEAH, INSTAGRAM IS A GREAT INDICATION OF WHAT
PEOPLE'S ACTUAL LIVES ARE LIKE, BUT YEAH, WHY DO YOU LOVE IT?
HOW DID YOU END UP TO BEING ON THE SHOW?
>> I'M SORRY, IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT.
WE HAD OUR SECOND KID.
I WAS MAYBE THREE MONTHS PREGNANT AND ASHTON IS LIKE, WE
HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
WE HAVE TO GO ON A DATE.
>> SMART, YEAH.
YEAH, FOR SURE.
>> IT WAS A SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
WE WERE LIKE, WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FUN.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
HIS OLD ASSISTANT IS ONE OF THE OLD PRODUCERS OF "THE BACHELOR."
HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU WANT TO GO ON THE BACHELOR?"
I SAID, I MARRIED THE RIGHT MAN.
>> THE RIGHT CONNECTION RIGHT THERE.
>> I POUT JEANS AND T-SHIRTS.
WE'RE LIKE, WE'LL DO ANYTHING.
THE NEXT DAY, THEY'RE LIKE COME MEET US.
IT WAS THE FIRST DAY OUT.
WE WERE ON A DATE.
THEY WERE ON A DATE.
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
>> MY WIFE AND I WERE AT HOME WATCHING IT AND GOT JEALOUS YOU
GUYS WERE ON THERE.
>> WANT ME TO HOOK YOU UP?
>> HOOK US UP.
WE'LL DO ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
YOU GUYS DID THE EVENT.
>> James: THEY COULD BE TALKING GERMAN.
I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> IT'S SO GOOD, JAMES.
THEY CAN'T TALK TO EACH OTHER UNLESS THE CAMERA IS ON.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY CHAD WAS DOING?
THE MEAT EATING CHAD GUY?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
DID YOU WATCH "PARADISE?" >> PARADISE.
I LOVE PARADISE.
CHAD DIDN'T LAST LONG.
>> CHAD I WAS LITTLE. -- WAS A LITTLE --
>> CHAD WAS GONE.
IT WAS -- AH!
[ APPLAUSE ] >> DO YOU WATCH ANY OTHER BAD
SHOWS?
>> UM, I -- >> JAMES, IT'S FINE.
WE KNOW.
>> THAT'S OUR TRULY GUILTY PLEASURE.
WE HAVE FAMILY COME OVER AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, WE DO THE WHOLE
THING.
YEAH.
>> James: YOU ALL ARE REAL ROMANTICS.
YOU LOVE LOVE.
YOU'RE AN ORDAINED MINISTER.
>> OH.
THAT'S TRUE.
>> James: IT'S TRWE, RIGHT?
IT'S OF A VERY SPECIFIC CHURCH OR NOT A CHURCH?
>> IT'S, YEAH, I'M A DUDEST PRIEST.
>> James: WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
>> IT'S FROM THE BIG LEBBOUGHSKI.
COME GUY TOLD ME YOU CAN GO ONLINE AND BECOME A DUDEST
PRIEST.
I CHECKED IT OUT.
I SAID, JUST IN CASE I NEED TO MARRY SOMEONE SOME DAY, I MIGHT
AS WELL BE AN ORDAINED MINISTER.
IT'LL BE FUN.
>> James: INSTEAD OF SAYING NOW KISS THE BRIDE, WHEN THEY
KISS, DO YOU GO, THE DUDE ABRIDES?
>> THAT'S THE LINE.
IT'S IN THE TRANSCRIPT.
>> James: WOULD YOU OFFICIATE A WEDDING EVER?
>> YES!
NO ONE ASKED ME.
ASHTON IS ORDAINED.
HE DID IT IN VEGAS.
I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S FOR HIRE.
I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO ASK ME.
>> James: WHY DON'T YOU GET ORDAINED AND MARRY THE COUPLE ON
"THE BACHELOR."
>> DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, JAMES!
[ APPLAUSE ] >> WAY TO BRING IT BACK!
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, RIGHT?
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
>> DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE OK?
KNOWING ME A LITTLE BIT -- >> James: IF YOU DO THAT, I
WILL, UM, SING THEM DOWN THE AISLE SINGING SADE'S -- UM,
WHAT'S -- NO, NOT SADE -- "YOUR LOVE IS KING!"
>> SOUNDS TERRIFIC.
>> GREAT.
>> BACK UP.
THEY'RE COMING.
>> GARRETT OR BLAKE.