- RM's gonna be like,
what I've been missing my entire life.
- Let him understand that
you can bust out on that (beep) any time you want.
- We're gonna look so stupid in this (beep) video.
(upbeat music)
- Hi, I'm Joyce.
- And I'm Lindsay.
- Hi, I'm Joyce. (laughs)
(Lindsay laughs)
(laughs) What'd I say?
- And today we're gonna be styling each other for a concert,
sober.
- We're drunk right now.
- We're really drunk right now.
(easy listening music)
- Ooh.
Favorite thing to do is to--
(Lindsay coughs)
Can you believe mankind has been doing this for centuries?
- Torturing themselves on camera for the entire internet?
♪ Drink responsibly ♪
♪ That's what legal's gonna tell us to put here ♪
♪ We signed a release for this ♪
(Lindsay laughs)
- What concert are we going to, Joycey?
- Everyone knows.
We're going to BTS.
- We have to go to BTS.
- Didn't you just get tickets?
- I just got tickets for two cities.
- See, I just got one for one city,
in the nosebleeds. (ding)
- But we have to get styled for it first.
We don't know what we want to wear to this concert yet.
It's in the future, but we gotta get ready.
- Always pre-prepare.
I mean, as soon as RM sees me in this outfit,
he's gonna wanna marry me.
- Oh my god.
- So it's just like--
I just really want RM to (beep) me
and put me against the wall, like,
(beep) me and (beep) me out
and arrest me like, (beep) me,
so any moment with him is more than a moment that I need.
So that's why I'm going to the BTS concert.
I'm just trying to get the same day as Lindsay.
- I agree.
My game-plan for you, Joycey-Joyce,
is you're gonna be a sophisticated and cute
fan-girl. - Mm,
okay. - Okay.
- RM is gonna look at you and he's like...
(laughs) (beep)
This is my wife.
- [Joyce] Wow.
- No one else matters.
- Hallelujah, it's the only thing
that's ever mattered in my life.
- This smells bad now.
Okay, Joycey, let's go through your stuff.
Okay, get out of my way.
- Yes. (record scratch)
- With love.
- With love and respect and unity.
- Ooh.
You got some shine.
You got some softness.
- You know, so he can hold me at night.
- Wait, that's a really good idea.
You don't want RM to be like,
yikes.
You know what I mean? - Yeah,
he's a Virgo.
- He's a Virgo.
Okay, I (beep) love this.
- I, yes, I love this. - I (beep) love this.
- There's nobody in this world
I trust more than you, Lindsay,
'cause you're the baddest (beep) that ever lived.
- I don't think you understand how important this is.
Nam-joon's gonna literally...
- If he looks at me for five seconds, he'll understand
and I know that I sound like a crazy fan-girl,
but I've never, - No, you're not.
- related to someone as much as I relate to him.
Seeing him happy and just seeing him perform,
to be the best dancer and be the best leader he can be.
- [Lindsay] I know.
- It helps me be the best that I can be.
- Also, he has really great dimples.
- And he has really hot lips
and I just want that on my (beep).
Okay, so.
- Wait, this is so cute.
- It's super short, but yeah.
- That's okay.
I feel like this, - Okay.
- Is everything.
- Okay.
- There's some shine on it.
Nam-joon is gonna be like,
who's that?
What's that light, that beacon of light up there?
- It's me, baby.
- I'm (beep) here, I'm
wifey material, but I'm hot as (beep).
- Okay.
- You are hot as (beep).
I feel like we could edge it out with some boots.
You're gonna wear your boots.
- Yeah.
- Which aren't here.
I don't know where they are, but we don't have time.
Anyway.
I feel like we're gonna go edgy, with a little beret.
Oh my god, there's one with mamita.
- I think it's really a homage to my other boyfriend.
Every member of CNCO.
- No, no, no, no, no.
You can't mix boy bands when you go to a concert,
that's like, blasphemous.
- I mean, I'm an equal opportunity girl.
- Uh.
And then you need a little sparkle.
You really need to be seen, 'cause you have nosebleed seats.
- That's true.
(Joyce hiccups)
- (laughs) You have the hiccups.
- (laughs) It's the hiccups.
(Joyce hiccups)
(laughing)
- I almost feel like we could
do something with this little clip.
It says feelings, 'cause we're gonna have
a lot of feelings. - Of feelings.
- I think you need-- - I love you
more than boy bands.
- No, you don't.
- I do. - No, you don't.
So we got cute,
little comfy
and a little bling.
I didn't think this outfit through,
so hopefully it's fine but
you're just too hot for RM to not understand.
- Even if I look like I'm crazy as hell, who cares?
I'm drunk, I don't give a (beep).
Gonna go find love
in a concert with millions of people.
- That's how it works. - I know.
- That's how the fan-fiction works.
♪ Sister, sister ♪
- Now, my game-plan for you,
I'm just gonna do really cool and swaggy.
I know that her and Jungkook are the perfect couple.
Let's let him understand that
you can bust out on that (beep) any time you want
and you can literally give him the best of his life,
we're talking about good, holy (beep).
- Did you see the new photo shoot they just did?
- I did and I cried before I walked in here.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's hard, I have a job.
- Yeah, me too.
- I know that this is definitely something where I like,
I would be like, why did she give me this, but--
A big shirt, I could've went that way
and I already did when I was sober
and it's not five o'clock
and I've already had a half a bottle of alcoholic drink.
Jungkook, he's like a vibe.
- Yeah, he is a vibe.
- You know, he's just like, I'm gonna chill with you.
He wants to know your middle name.
(Lindsay gasps)
He wants to know your trauma.
And he wants to take you out for ice cream.
This is what you wear when you with him.
This is easy, like, a jean look.
- Yeah. - Britney Spears,
Justin Timberlake.
You know, early 2000s.
I could've went that way.
But I said no, I'm different.
I have already decided your outfit
and it even comes from a piece of my own closet.
- Oh my god, your own clothing?
- When I literally got this,
I knew it would work for you.
So then, next.
I want you to wear a crazy fun bucket.
No hat.
(romantic music) Because you know what,
at the end of the day,
Lindsay, you're so beautiful, it makes my eyes hurt.
(Lindsay hiccups)
And then earrings,
I'm gonna give you out.
(Lindsay gasps)
- Straight out of your ears.
- We're gonna put the lovely and beautiful Jungkook
- Oh! - Pinned
in your beautiful hair.
(romantic music) You, your body
and Jungkook, what's better than that?
- Nothing.
- This look is very swaggy, chill.
This awesome outfit that I picked.
- Yeah.
- You need a second, baby?
- I need a sec-- - Come here.
You know what helps?
(humming)
(Lindsay laughs)
I call it the washing machine.
Now we're gonna do each other's makeup.
- A.k.a. lips, because we don't have enough time
to do the full face. (laughs)
♪ Didn't even know what ♪
♪ Making moments ♪
♪ You are ♪
(Joyce humming)
♪ I've been saying, oh ♪
(Lindsay laughs)
- I've been watching it
on TikTok. (beep)
- I have a little purple beret,
I feel like I wanna do a purple lip on you.
- Ooh.
- We're too drunk to (beep) figure out
how to like, (beep) do a liquid lipstick so,
I just need to gloss it up.
I'm gonna do a little cross,
'cause that's how you get the precision.
Oops.
(laughing)
I already (beep) up.
- It's fine, it's fine.
- Your lips are-- - I've got big lips.
- I'm doing such a good job.
(laughing)
This is so easy.
(exhales)
(hiccups)
Okay.
Wait, I did so good.
- I knew you were gonna do good, baby.
- You're perfect with or without makeup,
it literally doesn't matter,
if he doesn't like you right now,
then I'm (beep) mad, I'm gonna sue.
- No, I love that for me.
- That's what best friends are for.
- I know.
(laughing)
I'm going to try to do a gradient lip stain.
I'm drunk, I'm ambitious and I got cute titties.
Okay, so let's do this.
- I don't think that's how you do it.
- [Joyce] It actually looks really nice.
- Oh no, I felt that one.
- Okay. - Oh no.
(laughing)
- This is harder than, this is,
I've never put lipstick on another human person.
- Really?
- [Joyce] Wow, when we're drunk,
this is actually gonna be really hard.
- Oh. (laughs)
- No, you're moving a lot.
Yeah, this is way harder,
I don't know why it's so much harder.
- Because you're (beep),
you drank a half a bottle of tequila, Joyce.
- You look super cute.
My friend here out looking crazy.
I can't. - Oh my god.
- She's my friend, this is my friend.
I care about what happens to my friend.
She walks out looking crazy, that's not fair on me
because it's my friend.
Go like this.
(lips smacking)
Great.
It actually looks really good.
- I'm sorry that I wasn't here for you in this moment.
(laughing) (beep)
- Now we're gonna try on the outfits,
and see how they look all together.
So yeah, let's do this.
- I can't tell if I wanna go out,
or I wanna go to sleep.
- [Joyce and Lindsay] Okay, one,
two,
three.
(Lindsay gasps) (Joyce screams)
- I love this.
I love this.
(Lindsay screams)
this outfit is really great.
You look so beautiful.
- He's gonna love you, no matter what you wear,
so it doesn't matter. - I know, same with Jungkook.
- Aw.
- We were meant to be their wives.
What I love about this outfit is
the tuck in of the large shirt, which really
accentuates your figure. - Oh, and the back.
- And the back, 'cause your booty still looks cute.
And show how sexy, beautiful, hot,
luxurious, sultry that you are.
It's definitely the vibe that I know
Jungkook also needs in a good woman,
which is you.
- It's me.
My favorite part of this is the beret matching the lip,
the attention to detail is great.
I just feel like I let loose with this one.
- Mm-hmm.
I thought this vest would be too much, but it's correct.
- Yep, I knew it was too. - It's
so correct. - I literally knew it was
too correct when you gave it to me.
Like, I'm just cute, you know, I'm just like,
oh my god, RM.
I drop my purse and then I say,
"can you pick that up because I can't bend".
- You're like, RM, I am here, I am present, look at me.
I am your wife.
No one else in this arena matters.
- That's true.
- Sorry, not arena, stadium.
They play stadium tours now. - They play stadiums only.
- This is not about the outfit.
You know what I mean?
It's about the boys you stan, okay?
It's about the friendships you make during the stanning.
I can't wait to go to BTS with you.
- Can't wait to meet our boyfriends.
- Can't wait to meet our husbands.
(record scratch) My mom's
gonna watch this video.
- Mine too and she's gonna text message me
and I'm gonna be like...
(hisses) (Lindsay laughs)
(upbeat music)