It hasn't been too long since our last video, but it isn't hard to know when you guys want more.
I just wanna warn you, that this is the last stop on the road to 40. Once we do this...
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And now let's take a look at some of the dumb things people say on the website known as Twitter.com.
This is the top 10 dumbest tweets part39 coming in at number 10 now
We have a tweet about the solar eclipse how the f*** the moon cover the Sun if the Sun is bigger
because the
Sun is a lot further away. It's called perspective
You learn from a very young age that just because your finger looks the same size as that lamppost down the street
They're not the same size. It's just further away now
I know all you guys probably know this
But please go out into your life and tell everyone you know that the moon is not bigger than the sun
It's just closer at number 9 now. What app is it that makes my phone waterproof?
Well, you know what they always say, whatever it is. There's an app for it. Well. I think dumb Twitter has proven them wrong
I'm gonna make an app where I can download the will to live because these tweets have kind of made me lose it
Alright, moving on to Number 8 now
If you want to survive a plane crash
either jump out before it hits the ground or don't get on it in the first place. *Laughter*
Wow, I honestly don't know which piece of advice is better there
But now you guys know if you ever end up in a plane
That's crashing wait till it's just about to hit the ground and jump then you'll be fine
Or if you think that's not going to make you survive the plane crash don't get on the plane earlier because that makes sense
Next up at number 7 hey, Do you know who's beautiful read the first word hey hey is beautiful
whose hey
What about hello or hi, Or goodbye is goodbye attractive alright?
I'll stop being mean now but please guys if you ever do one of these read the first word comments
There's, That's why they do inverted commas
Here's a big tip for you read the first word always helps alright at number 6 now
We have RIP biggie best rapper alive at rest in Peace biggie best
Rapper alive, can you imagine being so good at something that when you die you're still the best living person, that's it
That's impressive if we do stop this series at part 40. I want to hear people say r.i.p
Dumbest tweets best current series on YouTube okay at number five now if the food is too hot just put it back in the microwave on
Defrost to cool it down
That's not what defrost means it means you
Defrost it you heat it up from Frozen does it mean you give it?
defrost
the Frost DD Snowman A
Nice Bowl of defrost ease and milk
I can't think of a third one leave one in
de comments for me okay moving on to number four now if you had to name your child a month
What month would it be summer good choice?
I was actually born on the 21st of summer the day of the week was lunchtime
Do you see how easy it is to speak dumb Twitter guys you just got a practice seven days a week twelve
summers a year out of the three now a couple of years ago people on Twitter started sharing this picture of Steven Spielberg during the
Filming of Jurassic park well check out this tweet, so barbaric that this should still be allowed no
conservation laws in effect wherever this is
Surprisingly, no there is no conservation laws at Jurassic park. They treat dinosaurs terribly
I mean if they're gonna keep letting them die they'll end up going extinct. I mean it, imagine if dinosaurs went extinct I
Don't even want to think about that think I'm dying from Chronic sarcasm
Okay, next up at number two
God's creation never fails to amaze me
That's stonehenge though your at isn't it I mean
I think we can all agree that that people made that right along with you know toasters iPhones bad country music and peanut butter
Stonehenge was definitely made by people dumb twitter wasn't though. I don't know what sick twisted thing made dumb Twitter
Maybe it was me and finally at number one we have I don't worry about the price of gas going up
I only ever put $20 in it at the time, but that doesn't mean it's cheaper
It just means that
$20 will get you less if prices keep going up this guy is going to put $20 of gas into his tank
And he won't even make it back out onto the road
and Speaking of road. We are now only one a video away from completing
Our Hashtag Road To Forty
you'll find me in the comment section below so let me know if you do want to part 40 or
We could just leave it apart 39
Forever would that be weird feels kind of weird either way, whatever you want. Thanks for watching guys
I cannot believe we've made it this far. I'm Danny Burke, and I will see you all in the next video