all right pearson this is your stop oh thanks so much for the ride
what what just said do you see that too
yeah i made out with your sister what are you gonna hang out with your sister
yeah about to pick her up i think she's really hot
huh yeah that's what i would have bought with the three sons yeah yeah you told me to buy them
hi hi jason um i'm a really big fan of you thank you so much and the they go
i'm sorry what savage love did somebody did somebody
wait who sings that again you jason derulo yeah let's keep it down oh what my gosh
are you having a crappy day today you're not feeling crappy
oh my gosh people are noticing
i got you i'm sorry seriously never going out anywhere with you now
okay so how many bears in this picture one perfect okay and now how many teddy bears in this picture
uh one oh uh nope this is two two bears um see how there's like one and one so one and one equals
two so if this is two bears how many bears is this uh two two no um so like all of the bears combined
one bear no not like combined into one bear like how many bears do you see on this paper
a lot no like okay um so if i got rid of three of these bears how many do you see one now how
some staples so i could staple a staple into my staple box so staples wouldn't fall out anymore
but staples was sold out of all the staples and i asked the staples employee named april if they
had any more staples and she said that i could order some more staples from naples but this
staples had no staples so i was gonna leave with no staples but my phone was dying so i
needed a cable so i walked past april and went to the cables but the cables were too much so i just
bought a bagel and now i'm at home at my table with my bagels and no staples or cables because
april from staples wanted me to choke and as i bit my bagel it had mold and the bagel was fatal and
i fell off the table and my last thoughts were my lover named mabel when we would sit by the
stables and pour maple all over our bagels and as i took my last breath on the floor i saw a staple
my boyfriend says he loves every smoothie i make so we're gonna put it to the test and see if he's
lying broccoli pineapple strawberries don't forget onion hot sauce and to top it off almond milk
perfect it smells so bad but let's wait until he comes home he's five minutes away
hi smells interesting in here i actually made you a morning smoothie
try it it's so good it's a new recipe i tried so i don't know how it tastes exactly good you like it
yeah you do yeah i'm just kind of full you're full yeah i can't finish it right now oh stomach feels
a little like squeezy are you sure do you want me to save it for later yeah it'll go bad watch this
did you say something
no i didn't okay i'm splitting lauren's face right now and we're gonna be doing our skincare
routines on each side and you're going to decide who has the better routine this is my pride and
joy it's my little secret i use butter and it's the best product to use to break up the makeup
then after that i use a makeup wipe and remove it all it works really good and this is my cleansing
balm and then i wash my face after i rub in i use this cleanser canola oil naturals better
super moisturizing going in with lemaire and the oil my side her side whose is better
thank you
i forget something no oh you're filming this
is it like i am no it's not our
anniversary
grandma
oh my god
oh jesus spencer not john i'm the bang fairy oh you can have
any flavor that you would like if you beat me in a bee box challenge are you ready easy ready
oh you're gonna have it mind there it is
okay jeremy if you can guess how to use the effect that i put on
this tick tock video i'll buy you anything you want at target really
what in the world there's no there has to be no effect on this
i promise you this bro what tick tock i love tik tok what bro what
oh my god bro that was it no target for you guess what mom what's up billy i made us dinner you made
oh what'd you make for dinner well i put out all the flowers and i put them in a pot on the stove
the you pulled out all the roses from the rose garden yeah and then i put them on the
pot on the stove okay why oh it doesn't want to make dinner and didn't i also turn on a stove
you turned homeless you turned on the stove yeah so uh long story short um
the kitchen's on fire the kid the kitchen's on fire yeah but at least dinner is ready no
no wha why dude honestly i'm the best at getting girls it's so easy dang really yeah my body counts
at like a hundred wow that is a lot for you it is not for me dang i want to see you work in action
that girl right there you should go talk to her oh uh hurt i don't really talk to blondes oh
okay you don't like blondes okay what about that brunette right there the br the brunette where's
oh okay her yeah i know i uh i've already had a thing with her oh dang okay so call
her over here i wanna talk to her real quick oh dude uh jennifer we ended on bad terms so
you know i'm not gonna do that oh okay that makes sense you're a virgin are you is it that obvious
yo john do you mind if i borrow your phone i just need to make a
quick call yeah of course thanks man appreciate it
hold me god i have a problem so everyone i kind of broke my back a little bit
oh my god i lost control come here leg come here
watch guys look at the trick i could do three two
ah go drink a little look at the cool three i could do oh it's also
hey paige what beatbox challenge okay here we go
okay
okay here mom
what is it this time billy well i eated all my food
i didn't give you any food oh i eat it in any ways
what did you eat well the food that you put in a dog's bowl you ate dogs you ate dog food i figured
out if a puppy to go and eat it then i should be able to eat it this is good okay
was that all no i also eated the chocolate that you sent us to the dodd's bowl
that was poop what you ain't poop spin a globe and go wherever it lands seems kind of dangerous
north korea
hey babe are you hungry um i don't know maybe maybe i don't really know you don't know if you're
hungry we could go anywhere i just don't really care well what are you hungry for honestly i
don't really know okay so you are hungry um it's yes or no like are you hungry or are you not yeah
you are hungry where would you like to eat uh no i'm not hungry you're not hungry no i don't want
anything you don't want anything okay i don't want anything so if i go and i get me something to eat
you don't want anything no i'm okay i promise this line's taking forever hey could i get and fries
you sure don't want anything no i swear i don't
wait a minute i think i could have a bite i thought you weren't hungry
i am just one bite that's all i want but this is my food
one bite well i now know why men get so frustrated hey mom i think my answer died oh well why do you
think that does he he's not moving anymore oh well what happened well i threw him against the door
you did what i threw him against the door why well i thought he could fly
why why did you think he could fly well i figured if a bird should fly watch it in the hamster
the law of physics how am i supposed to know the lawn of in it i'm only five