How X-Men: First Class Should Have Ended
AHHHHH!!!
Charles, Im sorry! Im Im so sorry
This society won't accept us.
We form our own.
the humans have played their hand,
Now we get ready to play ours.
Who's with me?
Hmm..
No actually not you... Nobody likes you.
I meant the team of winners over here.
We aren't going with you!
why not?
Because Charles has just been shot!
Can someone take me to a hospital? I think I may have been paralyzed.
Charles, this is important just wait a minute.
So that's a no? None of you want to come with me?
I'll go with you.
I mean I grew up with Charles and he's pretty much my only family, but yea
I'll abandon him right now as he lays shot in the sand.
Thanks, Raven.
Sweet.
Why is this even happening? We just went through all this trouble to defeat Shaw and now you
suddenly wanna be just like him.
Choose your side!
No!
Okay, Eric's right. We should all join him
Really?
Yep, come on. Everyone, lets go with Eric.
Thats great, we're gonna be such a good team! It's gonna be mutant power to the-- wait a
minute.. are you just saying that so that we can leave but you really aren't going to
join me at all?
Yes.
Come on man!!
Okay, only say you're with me if you really mean it. Ok?
No take backs. Because this is it, brothers and sisters.
It has to be today on this beach in Cuba with Russia and US waging war upon us with Charles
laying paralyzed in the sand. Ok?
Who's with me?
Or we could just not use our powers for evil!
Yea, people might even appreciate having us around
That will never happen. Stop talking crazy.
Magneto, you are wearing the helmet of the man who murdered your mother.
This helmet is fabulous, don't make fun of it!
Why couldn't you just kill Shaw when you were like 10 years old?
You don't know how hard it is to be me..
This is insane!
Enough!!
Charles, what's going on? What are you doing?
I've been shot, you selfish A-hole.
Well great, now how are we supposed to get home?
Oh Lord! The devil is dropping off people in the ER!
So now I'm in a wheelchair. Magneto and I are old friends that still play chess together
from time to time but we're also kind of mortal enemies.
Mortal frenemies?
And sometimes we play chess with real people's lives in the balance.
That doesn't seem like it would help your cause at all.
Well, take it up with this guy.
Mutants are the future.
We can live in peace!
No, we cannot!
Oh my gosh, we have been arguing about this for nearly 50 years!
Wow!
X-men are stubborn.
Tell me about it.
And Beast, mutant and proud!
You can transform into any person you like. I have blue hair all over my body!
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No.
Ok.
Hey boys..
Hey... I'm Batman.
You wanna know my secret identity?
You're Bruce Wayne?
Dang, I forgot you read minds.
Your breath smells like coffee.