>>> HEY, HEY, HEY, GIRLS. I'M TO INTERRUPT.
LAME ASS DAD IS INTERRUPTING THE SLEEP OVER.
JUST KIDDING, IT IS ME AND I'M SORRY I CURSED.
OKAY, NOW I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU GIRLS, PLEASE.
>> IS EVERYTHING OKAY, DAD? >> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY.
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANYBODY FEEL BAD, BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED
UPSTAIRS, AND IT IS A LITTLE EMBARRASSING TO TALK ABOUT AS A
DAD, BUT IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL SO WE'RE GOING THE TALK IT OUT,
OKAY? >> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT. SO, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS LEFT
A -- A -- A MENSTRUAL PERIOD STAIN, KIND OF BIG, ON ONE OF
THE COUCH CUSHIONS. IT'S SORT OF BIG.
>> OH, NO. WILL IT COME OUT?
>> WELL, THEY TRIED TO PUT THE WHOLE CUSHION IN THE WASHING
MACHINE. >> DID THAT BREAK IT?
>> IT DID BREAK IT. IT BROKE IT PRETTY BAD.
IT OVERFLOWED. AND I THINK THIS PERSON HAS
PANICKED AND HAS TRIED TO HIDE ALL THE SUDS IN YOUR BACKPACKS.
THEN THEY PUT THE CUSHION IN THE DRIER, WHICH REALLY BAKED IT
IN. >> OH, NO.
>> YEAH. THEY THEN FOUND SOME SCISSORS,
THEY CUT A HOLE IN THE CUSHION, WHICH MADE THE FEATHERS EXPLODE.
AND WHERE'S MEGAN? >> I DON'T KNOW.
SHE WENT UPSTAIRS A LONG TIME AGO.
>> OKAY. THERE SHE IS.
MEGAN, CAN YOU PLEASE JOIN US HERE ON THE COUCH?
WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE CHAT BECAUSE, WELL, SOMEBODY HAD
THEIR PERIOD ON A CUSHION AND PUT A REAL BIG PART OF THE COUCH
IN THE WASH. >> WOW.
>> YEAH. >> YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
>> NO, I'M NOT KIDDING AT ALL. >> MAN, ONE OF YOU HAVE GOT A
LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING HEAD OUT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. >> NO, NO, LOVE YOU TO STICK
AROUND. WE'RE JUST TALKING WITH YOUR GAL
PALS TRYING TO DO A LITTLE FIGURING OUT OF A MYSTERY AND
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
>> YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD. THERE IS A SICKO AMONG US.
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WEAR
MONSTER TAMPS. I JUST LIKE THE WAY IT FEELS,
YOU KNOW? A BIG TAMP IN THERE.
YOU TAKE THE APPLICATOR, PUT IT IN, AND THEN YOU POOP IT OUT,
YEP. >> I'D LOVE LESS DETAILS.
>> ALSO, SIR, I WEAR BIG LEATHER UNDERWEAR, MOTORCYCLE STYLE.
I'M KINK FOR SURE, YES. >> EVEN LESS WOULD BE DYNAMITE.
>> HONESTLY, HONESTLY, IT WAS PROBABLY STACY.
SHE RIDES HORSES, PROBABLY STRETCHED HERSELF OUT.
THE GATE IS OPEN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>> OH, MAN, DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GATE.
>> I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP GOING WITH WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY?
THEY TOOK ONE OF THE PILLOWS FROM OUR BED AND PUT THAT TO
REPLACE THE COUCH CUSHION, BUT I GUESS THAT THEY BLED ON THAT,
TOO. >> HONESTLY, DEPRAVED.
>> THEN THEY SAT ON THE FLOOR, SO THERE'S A PART OF THE CARPET
THAT'S BEEN CUT OUT NOW. >> THAT'S JUST QUICK THINKING.
>> THAT'S A LOT OF STAIN. >> LOOK, WHOEVER DID IT JUST
COME FORWARD. WE ALL GET THE SAME PERIOD,
GUYS. JAUNDICE, EIGHT DAYS ON IT,
HOMICIDAL IDEATIONS, SPEAKING IN TONGUES.
>> I DON'T KNOW THAT WE SHARE THAT.
>> WE'RE ALL PUT ON THE PILL AND OUR BODIES ALL FOUGHT IT OFF.
WE ALL GOT AN IUD, AND IT RUSTED AND PASSED.
>> GIRLS, THAT'S ENOUGH, OKAY? HERE'S THE DEAL -- THE HOUSE IS
A RENTAL, OKAY, AND I'M GOING TO NEED TO GET MY DEPOSIT BACK, SO
UNLESS I CAN GET THEM SOME ANSWERS --
>> COME ON, YOU GUYS, IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL.
JUST TELL THE HOT DAD THAT YOU KILL BILLED HIS LIVING ROOM.
>> MEGAN I'D SURE LOVE TO TALK TO YOU OVER HERE.
CAN WE HAVE A SIDE BAR? >> AYE AYE, CAPTAIN.
>> I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE WAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
>> I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE LOVE TO BOTH YOU AND YOUR WIFE.
>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE --
>> YOU SEE RIGHT NOW IT'S 50/50 WHETHER I GROW UP TO BE GUY.
I PROPOSE WE SETTLE THE QUESTION WITH A GAME OF SPIN THE
BOTTLE -- YOU, ME, YOUR WIFE. >>I GIVE UP.
>> I HAVE TO CONFESS SOMETHING. I GOT A STAIN ON A CUSHION, AND
I PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I'M SORRY.
>> WAIT, I ALSO GOT A STAIN ON A CUSHION AND PUT IT IN THE
WASHING MACHINE. >> ACTUALLY, SO DID I.
>> AND I GOT A STAIN ON A CUSHION, A SLEEPING BAG, MY
TRAINING BRA, AND THE COCKATIEL. AND I PUT THEM ALL IN THE
WASHING MACHINE. >> GIRLS, THANK YOU.
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY.
MEGAN, IS THERE ANYTHING HONEST YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO ME?
>> NO, THERE IS NOT. >> OKIE DOKE.
PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR SLEEPOVER.
I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.
>> THANKS!