- [Chris] I just really love love.
Therefore, I am the matchmaker.
- [Laura] Well, I'm Laura.
- [Chris] Hi, I'm Chris.
I feel like you can tell a lot about a guy
just based on his Amazon purchases.
Today, I want you to look through the Amazon histories
of three different single guys
and then decide who you are going on a date with.
Yeah. Sounds good.
Yeah.
- [Chris] Yeah.
- [Laura] Cool.
- [Ethan] Hey, I'm Ethan.
- [John] Hi, I'm John.
- [Ken] Hey, I'm Ken.
- [Chris] Do you feel like Amazon orders
say a lot about a person, overall?
- [Ethan] Yeah, yeah
- [Chris] Like what can you find out about someone?
- [Ethan] It's sort of like unfiltered
and you sort of see their weird niches
and things like that.
Yeah.
I feel good about it.
Like, I feel really confident in my order.
I really do.
- [Chris] You think it accurately reflects
who you guys are as people?
- [Ken] I think so.
Yeah. For sure.
- [John] I think they can come to pretty good conclusions.
What do you feel like you can tell from a guy,
just based on that?
- [Laura] Maybe like part of their lifestyle?
Like what they like, what they need.
- [Chris] You're expecting a guy to just have what?
What's gonna be in his history?
- [Laura] Like toothbrushes-
- [Chris] Toothbrushes.
- [Laura] I don't know.
Advil.
Maybe like impulse purchases too.
- [Chris] What's a red flag?
- [Laura] Maybe like Star Wars themed stuff.
- [Chris] Oh, man.
- [Laura] I feel like that's-
I don't know.
- [Chris] I hear people clicking
the dislike button right now.
- [Laura] Sorry.
- [Chris] An attractive guy that you want to date.
Like what does he do?
What does he like?
- [Laura] I guess someone who's like pretty active.
Someone who likes to move
and doesn't like staying at home,
like all the time, maybe.
- [Chris] So.
Let's see if she did a good job
of figuring you guys out.
- [Laura] Dell U-Series
32-Inch Screen LED-Lit Monitor.
- [Chris] You wanna count it?
It's like big.
- [Laura] It's like this?
- [Chris] Yeah.
- [Laura] Whoa. That's like a TV.
- [Chris] What does that say about him?
- [Laura] He has some really poor eyesight or something.
- [Chris] has poor eyesight?
- [Laura] Yeah. No.
- [Chris] Are you into more curved screen type guys
or more flat screen type guys?
- [Laura] I think flat screen.
- [Chris] What's your type?
- [Laura] I feel like curve screen
sounds a little pretentious
and unnecessary.
- [Ethan] You got like three screens at work?
- [John] Just use one really big one.
It's curved.
(guys laugh)
- [Laura] You know that lady
who does like the math in her head?
- [Chris] Yeah.
- [Chris] Like I'm just trying to figure out
what angle you're talking about.
- [Chris] Guy one, item, two fire
Away.
- [Laura] Catan board game extension.
I like Catan.
So this is a plus.
Okay. But it is a pretty long game.
So this means that the guy is patient, which I like
I think that's a plus for me.
- [Chris] All right.
So, so far looking good for this guy, right?
- [Laura] Pure Drive Tour Tennis Racquet.
This means he plays tennis.
He's active.
- [Chris] You like active guys.
- [Laura] He's athletic.
- [Chris] Right?
- [Laura] I wonder where he plays.
There's not a lot of room in the city.
- [Chris] Where do you think he lives?
Based on this?
- [Laura] Maybe like Queens or Brooklyn.
- [Chris] Do we like Brooklyn guys?
Do you like Queens guys?
- [Laura] They're all right.
I'm a Queens girl.
So I
- [Ethan] Think I'm going
with like a good six outta 10 right now.
Like I'm surviving but I'm not striving
- [John] I mean the next two could make your six look 10
- [Laura] 12 inch mirror ball hanging disco, lighting ball
for DJ club, stage bar party, wedding holiday decoration.
- [Chris] Where do you think he's putting this?
- [Laura] Hopefully not his bedroom.
- [Ethan] If she can't handle that, maybe,
maybe she's not my type.
- [John] Wait, where is the disco ball in the living room?
- [Ethan] In the living room.
I could see it in the shower though.
- [Laura] This guy knows how to have fun.
Dog chew toys, toothbrush stick.
So it's a cactus chewing dog toy.
Cute. Maybe he has a puppy.
Is that, is that what puppies do they chew on things?
- [John] I think so.
- [Ken] I think so, yeah.
- [John] I think they do.
I think they do.
- [Chris] He obviously has a dog.
There's no, maybe no one's buying this for themself, right?
- [Laura] Well, how do you know?
- [Chris] Yeah that true, you know what good point
- [Ethan] Just for personal use?
No dog involved.
- [Laura] I mean, I was a Jacob girl from Twilight
anyway, so
- [Chris] Oh, okay, so this is, this helps him.
- [Laura] Plus Hella Cocktail Company
Habanero Margarita Mixer,
750 milligrams
- [Chris] To go with the disco ball.
- [Laura] I don't know what to say about this.
I don't, I don't really make mixed drinks or cocktails.
- [Ethan] Huge red flag.
What do you drink?
- [Laura] Next thing is Miracle Grow water soluble,
all purpose plant food, eight ounces.
- [Ethan] That's a closer right there.
- [Laura] He cares about growth
- [Chris] Gear into the very depths of this man's soul.
And tell me what you find.
- [Laura] It seems like this guy knows how to have fun.
- [Chris] Margaritas, board games, disco ball.
He knows how to party
- [Laura] Knows how to party, yeah.
He cares about his dog and his plants.
Yeah. He's like committed, committing to the plant.
- [Chris] He's committing to the plant.
Committing to the plant and to games of Catan
- [Laura] Sounds like a winner, yeah.
- [Ethan] I'll take that. All right.
- [Ken] That was pretty good. That was pretty good.
That was solid.
- [John] I hope Chris backs me up like that
- [Chris] Guy. Number two.
- [Laura] Air fryer, max, extra large cooker.
- [Chris] Extra large sounds pretty large.
So maybe he bakes.
- [Laura] Yeah.
Sounds kind of fancy.
- [Ken] She said it's fancy.
- [Ethan] What's fancier than an air fryer.
- [John] Two air fryers.
- [Laura] Yeah. Maybe he like cooks
like a whole ass like rotisserie chicken or
something.
- [Chris] Is that a turn on for a guy?
If he's making a whole ass rotisserie chicken?
- [Laura] If it's all for me, yeah.
Second one is two piece mechanical pencils,
0.5 and 0.7 mark.
- [Chris] You're really reading the whole thing time.
- [Laura] It's cause there's like,
there's like stuff in here.
- [Ken] You use a pencil still?
- [John] I like to draw.
- [Ken] Oh, okay.
- [Chris] You, I think get along with this guy
cause you're into art, right?
- [Laura] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like 0.7 millimeter pencils though.
Maybe he wants variety.
Yeah. He wants to try it out.
So this guy's adventurous, but why pencils?
Why not pens?
- [John] I like to erase and make mistakes
- [Laura] Or maybe he makes a lot of mistakes
and he has to erase.
I don't know about this guy.
- [John] Wait.
- [Laura] Okay.
Pepcid, maximum strength
for heartburn prevention and relief.
- [John] Maximum strength.
- [Laura] 75 count.
- [Chris] That's a lot of Pepcid.
- [Laura] That's a commitment.
- [Chris] That's commitment.
- [Laura] That's a commitment. You take Pepcid
after you have like heartburn
- [Chris] Or before you drink and you're Asian
or you have like the Asian flush, right?
So you take it so you don't get red.
- [John] Exactly.
- [Chris] He's bringing the, the stuff
to the party that everyone else like forgets about.
Cause they're focused on the margaritas.
- [Laura] That's true.
Maybe this guy's like holding it together for
everyone.
- [Speaker 1] Do you get Asian flush?
- [Laura] Only if I have a lot.
- [Speaker 1] Gotcha.
- [Laura] He got me just, just in case
- [Speaker 1] Or maybe he's air frying so much stuff that-
- [Laura] Yeah. Yeah.
After I eat the whole rotisserie chicken
I'm gonna need that Pepcid.
- [Laura] Philips Hue Play White and Color Smart Light
- [Chris] The guy takes you home
and you go into his room and he is
like, Hey Alexa, turn on spicy lights or whatever kind of
- [Laura] That has happened. Yeah.
- [John] I actually have a sex mode.
- [Ethan] Do you?
- [John] Never used it.
- [Ethan] Never used it. Cannot wait to use it.
- [Laura] I wonder why?
Like why, why do you, why would you want that Ford
- [Chris] I want it to look nice.
- [Laura] This guy sounds like has to change it up.
- [Ken] She liked the disco ball. That's no reason for-
- [Ethan] Disco balls are fun.
Yeah. You like they're a little creepy, you know
- [John] I should get-
- [Ethan] should got the disco sex mode and stuff like that.
You know?
- [Laura] Tachikara, Sensi- Tec composite volleyball.
So he plays a team sport probably.
Right. So he gets along with other people.
Seems pretty athletic.
I mean I watched a volleyball anime.
I think it's pretty cool.
- [Ethan] I love the anime
- [Laura] Cosplay prop for Thor's model hammer.
What does this mean?
- [Chris] It's Thor's hammer.
- [Laura] Oh, it's just a hammer.
It's not like a-
- [Chris] No,
it's just like, it looks like just Thor's hammer.
- [Laura] Why? Why
- [John] I feel powerful holding it.
It's like a fidget toy kind of except a hammer.
- [Laura] It seems like he's like a Marvel buff.
Good for you.
Get what you want.
You got money.
Right?
- [Ethan] Weird, weird conclusion, but-
- [John] Hammer beats, mud guys.
- [Laura] Segway electric, scooter.
Lightweight. Those are fun, those are fun.
- [Chris] Goes fast right?
- [Laura] Maybe he commutes somewhere with it.
- [John] Gotta get it, changes your life.
- [Laura] I think people who ride electric scooters
are pretty cool.
- [Ethan] To me you're going good.
- [John] Think so, yeah.
- [Laura] I feel like they both seem responsible.
They treat themselves too.
- [Chris] All right. So this is guy number three.
Item one.
- [Laura] You got Catan again.
So patient and I think Catan is also
like a multiplayer game-
- [Chris] A tasteful board game too, yeah.
- [Laura] Flavored protein powder.
- [Chris] It's lactose free though.
- [Laura] Asian, maybe Asian.
- [Ken] That's Correct. Yeah. I'm lactose intolerant.
It's ****
- [Chris] Well this is shows a lot of commitment because
if you have a flavor, you'll get sick of it eventually.
Whereas this one-
- [Laura] Yeah.
- [Chris] You'll use it forever.
- [Laura] Exactly. He's in it for the long game.
Tea infusers for Loose Tea. If he uses like an infuser
that means he has some sweet tea in his house.
- [Ken] Correct
I take my tea seriously. Yeah.
I grew up in UK, so like, I take my tea very
seriously.
- [Laura] That means he has a lot
of patience because he's willing to sit by
and let tea steep.
Super Premium, Short Green Rice.
I actually just bought this brand.
- [Ken] Excellent. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
- [Chris] 15 pounds is a lot of, lot of rice, commitment
- [Laura] commitment, commitment, commitment.
And this is like premium rice too.
So he is bougie or like he likes to treat himself
where it matters.
ala your diet, healthy body, healthy soul,
healthy mind. SanDisk 128 pro SD card.
128 is a lot.
- [Chris] That's probably for video then.
- [Laura] You think he does like YouTube videos?
- [Chris] I don't know-
- [Laura] Is he like an influencer?
I think, I think it might be a good thing.
Sounds like someone who maybe likes to document stuff
so he can look back maybe later on.
- [Ken] That could be true.
That could be true.
- [Laura] Dixie heavyweight disposable.
Cutlery. So maybe he goes on a lot
of picnics or he just doesn't like washing dishes.
- [Ken] Oh God
- [Laura] I don't know.
But you're like creating waste.
- [John] How dare you?
- [Laura] luggage expandable suitcase 28 inch.
So this guy seems like he likes to travel.
- [Chris] You like a jet setter guy, a guy who moves around?
- [Laura] If he brings me, yeah.
- [Ken] Okay.
- [Laura] There's like a lot of overlap, you know
with the Catan especially that was kind of unexpected.
But what it tells me is
that all these guys have friends they wanna play with.
- [Chris] So of the three guys
is there any guy that you don't want to go out with?
- [Laura] The third guy?
Maybe it's like the plastic forks.
- [Chris] We don't like plastic fork guys.
- [Laura] We don't like plastic forks. With the second guy,
he ordered a lot of things that make me think that he's
like a tech guy, but the other guy, I mean, it depends
on where he has the disco ball.
I think for me, I need to know
- [Chris] Worth a date to find out, right?
- [Laura] Oh yeah. I would say so.
I'm gonna go with dog owning plant owning,
tennis playing, flat screen, owning, guy number one.
- [Chris] You ready to meet him?
- [Laura] Sure. Yeah. Let's do it
- [Chris] Laura. Now that you've seen their order histories
do you have anything to say to all of them?
- [Laura] Y'all like Catan?
- [Ethan] Oh yeah. We're gonna play after this.
The four of us.
- [Laura] It's gonna be like battle royale.
- [Chris] Well you picked Ethan.
- [Laura] Hi. Nice to meet you.
- [Ethan] Nice to meet you.
- [Chris] Was she pretty right in her analysis of you?
- [Ethan] Yeah. Yeah. I think so. I like fun,
exciting, Interesting.
- [Chris] We're gonna actually cut the cameras off
for a little bit and you guys can go off
on your little mini date and then we'll come back in
and check in and see what you guys wanna do after that.
Okay.
[Upbeat Jazz Playing]
- [Chris] So are you doing another date?
- [Ethan] Yeah. If she's open for it.
- [Chris] Where are you taking her?
- [Ethan] Probably somewhere in Manhattan.
Probably. Okay. Probably not Queens.
Maybe like a bar.
- [Chris] Did anything surprise you
after seeing his Amazon orders?
- [Laura] Yeah. He doesn't have a dog.
- [Ethan] My brother has a dog.
- [Chris] We were hoping it was just your chew toy.
- [Ethan] Oh-
- [Laura] Yeah.
- [Ethan] That'd be, kinky.
- [Chris] When's the wedding?
- [Ethan] We're gonna ride out Love is blind.
The bats are at the bats fill.
We need to like milk the whole thing first.
And then-
- [Chris] Outside of the date,
you guys all need to play Catan now
- [Ethan] And we'll just drink margaritas.
Yeah. We'll air fry dinner together
with the disco ball in the back.
- [Chris] This was fun. Thank you everyone for doing this.
It was a pleasure.