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SMG4!!! (*cheering*) (*from one person*)
(A bridge,
a boat,
and a singing fisherman) Mario: LALA LA, HMHM HMM!
LA LA LA
Come here fishy fishy!
Bob: HeY MaRiO, yOu mAnAgEd tO CaTcH AnYtHiNg gOoD YeT?
Mario: !!! WOAH!!!
OH S$$$! IT'S A BIG ONE
(YOU CAUGHT...
A SHREK!!! 200CM) Shrek: WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MY SWAMP!?
Mario: NOWPE
(Toss)
No...
Bob: HoLy t!7 i cAuGhT SoMeThInG BeSiDeS AiDs fOr oNcE
(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL)
Cheep Cheep: *talking drunk language*
Mario: HOO! You got it!
Bob: GeT On tHe bOaT YoU LiTtLe a$$
Mario: Hm... *gibberish* okay! Haha!!!
Okie dokie! Are you ready to run?
Time up! H E R E W E G O ! ! !
Fishy Boopkins (coming out of nowhere): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(BAT!) (IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!!!)
That fish: I'M FREEEEEEEEE
Mario: No! WHUT DA HEWL
Fishy Boopkins: Don't hurt my fishy friends, they're all peaceful and friendly! (And how can you jump that high and far?)
Cheep Cheep: Kiss my ah, *says some inappropriate anime language*
Mario: YOU B&&&&
Why you little (strangling that poor frog-like critter)
That makes me so PISSED OFF
(does anybody know what Axol is doing?)
whAt
(Yeah, he's just riding a Snorlax and may be reading/drawing)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh hey Axol-senpai whatta you doing here?
Axol: Uhh... uhh...
IT'S A SECRET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Shrek: WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MY SWAMP??
Mario: Hmm... where'd he go?
Bob: I BeT He's gOiNg tO Go pIcK OuT SoMe aMaZoN B!!!!!!
Mario: OKAY, letsa go!
(Back to the fishing)
IQ: 85703295 (after all, how can he pull out a boat motor with a fishing rod with intention?)
Fishy Boopkins: Guys I think we should respect his privacy and...
AARGH WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME ALONG!?
Mario: Well, you lost my fish! You can't move anywhere!
Fishy Boopkins: ohhhhhh man...
(Meanwhile, Axol is busy humming a good tune while catching a nap)
(rustling) *HONK HONK!*
Axol: !!! HUH?
(tick tock tick tock...)
NAH, it's probably nothing
(rustling and giggling)
Huh? Who's there!? (Uh oh... I know those voices...)
BIIIIG HUUUUUUG (CALLED IT!!)
Lala: VICTORY SCREEEEEECH!!
WULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU
HA!! (360NOSCOPE) IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
(DOWN+B: MORE TELETUBBIES)
well I wasted my life
KUBLAWWWW
(CHEERING)
(Axol pushes his way out) Some Teletubby: I'm gonna kick your ***, m'kay?
I'M GONNA SHOVE A SHRIMP UP YOUR @@@
Axol: FINE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
(Draws an anime boi) DRAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAW
(MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!)
HEY BAWSS
Get dat muvvaf***a
(in sync) Yes bawss
Uh-oh (uh-oh is right)
(Thomas rams them away)
*inhaling*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SUMMON...
Yugi and I attack your life points directly.
-8000 HP (KO)
Axol: Ha! Too easy.
alright I guess this is the night b****** die
oh poop
(RAWKET LAWNCHER)
(OOF!!)
(Snorlax rotates 180 degrees on the z-axis)
Axol: uuuuuuurrrgh
INKWEAVER!?
YOU JUST GOT ROASTED! YOWWWWWWW
Axol: HEY COME BACK!
Toot toot (SIDE+B: TELETUBBY WALL)
I WILL MAKE YOU ded
Axol: Oh no! Uh... um... er...
Fishy Boopkins: LEAVE SENPAI ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
*oof*
You guys have been very mean, don't make me use my Naughty Stick (OH NO A NAUGHTY STICK)
Axol: Mr. Frog! (See? Even Axol agrees)
???: Haha!!
Bob: LeT'S KiLl sOmE TuBbY ???????! AnCiEnT SeCrEt nInJa tEcHnIqUe
G U N
(mass tubby genocide)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh my gosh!
Guys we did it! Hooray!!!!!
Eh-oh!!!!!!!!
(WHAT IS THAT BEAST!?)
(more summoning)
Oh no, there's too many of them!!
(*Chk chk chk* ERROR)
Bob: Cr@p, I'M OuT Of sEcReT TeChNiQuE
Mario: Hmm... *Mario! Go fish!*
I GOT IT!
IMMA GO FISHING
!!! WOAH!!!!!!
(YOU CAUGHT...
A SHREK!!! 200CM) Shrek: WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MY SWAMP!?
(STRIKE! NICE THROW!)
RAUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! ARRRRRGHHHHHHHH
Shrek: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!
Axol: Thanks guys
Fishy Boopkins: Any time senpaiiiiiiii
But aren't you worried someone's taken your pen again?
Bob: YeAh, YoU AlMoSt gOT A WhOlE SpEcIeS KiLlEd lAsT TiMe.
Axol: Don't worry, I got this
Fishy Boopkins: WHERE!?
Axol: Ever heard of...
THE LOST CITY OF GOLD??? (oh gosh, PLEASE don't tell me this is a Dora the Explorer parody?)
Mario, Bob and Fishy Boopkins: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fishy Boopkins: TELL US ABOUT IT!!
(Axol reaches out for his special map of memes)
Legend says... golden ink! Haha!
Bob: DiD... dId yOu sAy? City oF GoLd!!
Axol: Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Bob Smoke: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Axol: The Teletubbies came from there, find the city, find Inkweaver!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh senpai that's so cool! Can we go with you pleeeease!?
Bob: YeS PlEaSe sEnPaI
Axol: Of course. You guys are worthy
Mario: HMMMMMMMMMMM
*Idea!* (Let's go to his thought process room and find out his idea)
(A shop?)
Hohoo! Hello!
Melee Fox: *ISBUGKLJCNAIUFHFIAVDBSAKHU*
(1 gold ingot)
(Let him insert that into the business support)
YEAAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H E R E W E G O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O
Stop 1: The temple of PINGAS
(Walking through water for exploring)
(Fishy Boopkins sings a merry tune with a...)
PINGAS (Huh?)
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH LEECHES!!
Bob: JeEpErS CrIpEs gEt iT OfF I GoT AiDs aGaIn
Mario: No, doh!
Oh yes! Thatsa so nice! (Wait, what are you...)
LALA LA, HMHM HMM! (...why) ( FIYAH!)
PINGAS: deeed
They taste like burning!!
...
I'm the winner! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo...................
ERROR
Stop 2
CAN I EAT YOUR AAA
ARGH!!
Stop 3:
YOU ATE ALL MAH BEANS?!!?
NO!
Stop 4: The solved Rubik's Cube
Here is a puzzle
it's broken
Axol: Huh, it's some sort of puzzle
Mario: HEY STINKY! Here we go!! Okie dokie
(wait what are you)
YEAAAAAAAAHHHH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bob: HeY! hEy! HeY! wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg! WhAt ArE yOu DoInG!
(I expect some sassy remark, Mario's got the derp face for it)
Mario: What?
Bob: DoInG sOmE cOoL-$$$ s###, tHaT's WhAt YoU'rE dOiNg
Mario: Well then help me out!
(Mario and Bob make a mess of the place)
(Hey the door's open, you solved it)
Stop 4: Jungle of the Expanding Dongs
Axol: Guys! Look!
Mario: Whoa
(There's the part of the Expanding Dong tribe)
Donkey Kong: Oh these are pretty cool bananas
(Sooo... what's next?)
Mario: Hmm...
(wait)
( F * * * i n g. G E E E E N I U U U S S S S S S ! ! ! ! )
Mario: Lala la, hmhm hmm!
boing
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*Le GASP*
* L E G A S P *
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*CRUSH* (oh mah a##)
Mario: I got it!
*Mmm, that id som gud rhythm to listen, where's the full song?*
*You have arrived at your destination* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(oh hi)
(Hey loo, we're here at Jason's Rock)
Axol: We made it, we're at the city!
Fishy Boopkins: Ohh no, I don't know if we should go in there
Axol: Don't be afraid
Bob: YeAh, CaLm dOwN BoOpKiNs. HeY LeT'S SiNg yOuR HaPpY SoNg
#WhEn yOu wAlK AwAy yOu dOn't hEaR Me sAy
Bob and Fishy Boopkins: #Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
#It's hArD To lEt iT Go
Mario: #Ooh, eee, ooh ah ah, ding dang, walla walla bing bang
Axol: *criiiiiiiiiiiinge*
IDEA (woosh)
Guys look at this!
We must be close!
*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*
Fishy Boopkins: AARGH MONSTER
(Oh hi Yoda)
watsup!
Bob: LoL Is tHaT It? MoVe b*!*! GeT OuT ThE WaY
*PAWNCH* AAAAAAAAAAA
(Lands at the feet of...
YOU DONE ####ED UP NOW)
OHHHHH SH!!!!!!!!!7!
A DEMON!!!!!!
*RUNNINGAROUNDATTHESPEEDOFSOUND*
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
NYAA DUH DIDIDUHDADADADADA
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 5 ACROSS THE @$$
Mario: AAA! AAA!
(Moving furniture for barricade)
Yippee! All done!
(FAILURE)
Bob: OKAY PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
Fishy Boopkins: BOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Buff Yoda: ARGH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!
Bob: RUN B####
PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE PiEcE | Mario: WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(GET OUT NOW)
Mario: Oh no! | Bob: I CaN'T SeE a## dOwN ThErE
(Buff Yoda approaches...
Burning Fishy Boopkins: Uh...
Bob: HeY DoEs SoMeBoDy SmElL cHiCkEn?
*ree*
Fishy Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAA
MMMMMMMM
Commit a felony, I must
Mario: HEY HEY HEY HEY! HEY! Stop it. Stop it.
ASDFYoda: no
*ree*
(There they all go, about to fall deep into a hole because some football star was too vulgar)
Bob: Oh bOb gOdS, pLeAsE SpArE Us
Fishy Boopkins: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Axol finds a way out...)
Axol: AHA!!!!!!!
*WATCHA*
Guys, grab on!
*cling cling cling*
*BETTER HURRY UP*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*woosh*
*ded*
*oof*
*guh*
*CRUSH* I PrOmIsE I'Ll nEvEr hUrT AnYoNe aGaIn aS LoNg As i lIvE.
Fishy Boopkins: BOB YOU'RE CRUSHING MEEEEE!
(So now what)
Mario: Ohhhhh, Mama mia
Axol: This... this should be it!
Bob: GrEaT. wE CaMe aLl tHiS WaY FoR SoMe sTuPiD-@$$ WaTeR?
Fishy Boopkins: Wait Bob! If video games taught me anything, there's always something behind a waterfall!!
(Jumps into the waterfall and out on the other end)
Huh?
*PSYCH*
Mario: RRGH MAMAF***ER DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
(The giant trick wall rolls up)
Axol: Woah...
(To be continued...)
WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH DON'T GO EVERYBODY DON'T GO EVERYBODY!
Kevin: It's not an arc, it's not an arc. I know it says to be continued, it's not an arc. Ok, calm down
Luke: You're not beaned, don't worry. We're not beaning you
Kevin: So basically we want to play around with the format's of the SMG4 stories and we figured we could tell more stories
By doing like 2-part or maybe 3-part
Luke: 12 parts
Kevin: NOT 12 PARTS
Luke: Maybe, we won't do that
Kevin: Consider this a Mini-Arc we're gonna do, there's gonna be one more episode that's following this story
and it just allows us to tell bigger...
stories and be more creative
So yeah, stay tuned next week for the conclusion of this entire little adventure that mario's friends are going
Luke: Oh, it's gonna happen
Anyway guys, thank you so much for watching | Kevin: Go check out Meta Runner if you haven't seen it yet
but THAT is a full story, if you want a full story go check out Meta Runner
Luke: And off to the credits now, byeeeeee
Thanks to all viewers of this new video from SMG4, new videos every week at your time (Subtitles Made by some people, co-author: Melody the Wolf )