"Man" says...
"Man"
Just "Man"
"Man" says:
"Sorry but a person with such tattoos has no ability to lecture anybody about anything. First: get your life in order!
Excuse me.
Okay...let's proceed.
Hi it's Emily from BiteSizeVegan.org and today I'm going
to do things a little bit differently I am going to reply to some of the weirder anti-vegan hate
comments that I've gotten on my channel. I feel like this is actually a very YouTuber thing to do.
Maybe I'm actually becoming a YouTuber finally, you guys. It took 10 years.
Just took 10 years. Y'know, I did it.
All right, so let's get to the comments— so some of these are anti-vegan
but some of them are just anti-me. A lot of them are anti-me.
Let's start out with an easy one. I cannot pronounce that username.
"Vegabs suck".
You know I agree with you. Vegabs do suck.
Satan 666 says "Just posting this comment to point out how honest and informative this entire channel is."
Oh! Actually that's just very nice.
I guess I just wanted to show that I have Satan's endorsement
Now I thought I'd share a "gotcha" comment that someone posted under my "Can veganism solve world hunger?" video.
"You realize that plant protein is different than animal protein right? And the food
that animals eat are not digestible by humans.
This all wrong
(Yea) "This all wrong, this video is full of wrong information."
If you watch the full video, everything that he talked about, comes out of my very vegan face.
Your "gotcha" moment is actually something that I say in the video that
you're telling me is "full of wrong information."
Maybe just give it a full watch next time.
This is one of my favourite things, you guys, about the internet and about YouTube, is when people
get really upset about what you said or didn't say in a video that they have - not - watched.
And sometimes my very favourite, oh I love it, is when they'll actually tell me that they didn't watch
the video but that they're so angry about what I said in the video that they just had to comment
and they had to tell me. That's my favourite. "I was too angry to watch this but I've just
had to comment to tell you how angry I am about what you said in this video that I did not watch."
Humans! The worst.
All right let's do a lightning round about my appearance. Dan Renter says "She doesn't look healthy."
Number one: incredibly creative. Well done. Also I see that you've really gone out on a limb
to showcase your appearance on the internet Dan.
"Why all the vegan people look less human?"
To which Hugo Anderson has helpfully replied: "It's nutrient deficiency. See how big her head is compared to her body."
I would think if anything that might mean that I have like amazing brain nutrition and
I've grown my brain so much, as a vegan, that my skull has expanded to fit my brilliance. Thank you veganism.
I'm not gonna pronounce this name says: "You look like scrawny chicken s%#t.
I would love to slap you across the face and watch you do nothing, Address?"
Well, first off... uh... Mr former President, I am honored that you have taken the time
the time to comment on my channel
and I love what you've done with your eyes.
PrototypeXZero: "I won't sugarcoat this..." Thank God because let me tell you
the one thing—my biggest issue with YouTube and the internet is people sugarcoating their comments.
I've had enough of it.
"You look unhealthy and anything but beautiful (body wise)."
What does that mean?
I must look beautiful inside.
That really means a lot.
This is coming from a vegan. Oh!
That makes it mean even more.
To understand the brilliance of this one, you need to know the video that it was posted on.
This is on my video: "What to expect emotionally when going vegan."
Oswurth says: "Should I expect to lose my eyebrows?"
Oh, I see that's a—it's a comment on on my eyebrows.
Well you know, Oswurth, eyebrows are the emotional curtains of the windows to the soul
so absolutely you should expect that, of course,
Let me just point out a common theme about essentially everybody who posts about my appearance.
let's look at all of their profile photos.
Raz G says: "You're not a real vegan if you don't remove your canines, change my mind."
Alright, Raz G, well you know what you're not a real meat eater unless you can go out onto
the Savannah and fell a gazelle with your own hands and your amazing canines and just
get right in there and just rip that apart and just chomp it down.
if you can do that...
I'll remove my canines. It's a deal.
KettuKanalassa says: "Veganism is psy op"
Roll it up! We're busted!
Alright, here's a heavy hitter, you guys: "Nathan Talks"
And Nathan
does
talk.
Nathan Talks says: "You people disgust me. Vegans, Nazis, and Communists are the only groups of people
I feel strong prejudice against. I'm totally cool with vegetarians, but how could someone voluntarily
not eat cheese. It's like the only joyful thing left in this terrible, terrible world. I hope you
all come around to the dairy products one day. Until then, I wish you all nothing but sorrow."
Oh Nathan, you do talk.
First off I feel like the beginning of this: "Vegan's Nazis and Communists"
is that you started a joke that you forgot to finish. But you're totally cool with vegetarians so
it seems that it's specifically someone who chooses not to eat cheese.
That's where... That's...
That's where the heart of Nathan's anger is seated.
That's what brings vegans
to the level of Nazis and Communists,
is not
eating
cheese
And the reason is because cheese is the only joy left in a terrible terrible world.
Well you know I don't mean to be a bummer, Nathan, but I'm a vegan and as you know—
we're as bad as Nazis, so,
but you seem to be okay with someone saying "oh hey,
I don't want to take the life of a sentient being and eat their flesh." You're okay with that. Choosing not to
consume dairy is actually just a further extension of choosing not to consume the flesh of sentient
beings because cheese and dairy products are also killing and taking the life of a sentient being.
Dairy cows are sexually violated over and over to produce babies the babies are taken and
killed for veal if they're male. If the baby's a girl, she sometimes is killed, or she's just
put into service like her mother to become a milk machine because her mom's body is gonna crap out
in about four to five years, even though cows can live 20 plus years.
I know that there's a lot of serious stuff that I could bring up about Nathan Talks, but
I'm still just fascinated by the way his brain works.
Can we take a moment to... Can we take a moment to appreciate the way Nathan Talks.
I'll link to a bunch of crap that you can watch about the realities of dairy but,
Nathan, I don't think you're gonna watch it. I don't think you're watching this.
Okay this is a bit of a longer one.
This is on my "Live at a UK slaughterhouse" video where I'm filming pigs at a UK slaughterhouse
Ian Hotson says: "It doesn't matter how many videos you post, you are not going to change the world so
quit interfering and grow up and face reality, too bad those"
This is a long sentence, Ian. Punctuation, please.
"too bad those poor little pigs didn't grow up to fall in love they get a university
education and get a great job and by that"—buy?— "that beautiful little house of the white picket
fence and raise their cute little pig families, get a grip on reality and quit interfering with
people trying to do their jobs, have a nice day you ill-mannered ill-informed idiots"
There's a lot to unpack, Ian.
You have blessed us with one of the longest sentences. That is a single sentence.
that's too... that's too much. You know, we need a paragraph break...something.
I'm gonna try to actually reply to some of Ian's points, I think. I think part of the mockery here is that
"Oh if we didn't eat them, it's not like they were gonna go have a home and a white picket fence
and a university education." Does that mean that any human being who doesn't get a white picket fence
and doesn't have a university education doesn't have a right to live?
I'm not really sure what what we're going for here, Ian...
As far as "quit interfering with people trying to do their jobs"
I'm assuming you might mean the slaughterhouse workers. I actually have an entire video about how
traumatic work in a slaughterhouse is but Ian, I don't... I don't know if you're really wanting
that kind of sincerity, from me. I do have a video, Ian, all about amazing facts about pigs.
You might enjoy it. You won't. You won't watch it, Ian.
Dr Sins...
Dr Sins says: "imagine being vegan l-o-l-o-l-o"
I think there's supposed to be a final "L".
Laugh out loud. Out loud. Out.
All right, let's do it.
(audibly chuckles)
Well, you know, that is—you have a point, Dr.Sins,
that is...amusing.
I laughed out loud out loud out.
I did.
All right you guys, I don't know if you enjoyed this. Let me know if you did.
This is very off the rails for me. Very far afield from my general content, but I just needed to
kind of blow off a little bit of steam because things have been intense.
Let me also take this opportunity, for anyone who's still lingering for some reason, to say that
if you are not ever notified that I put out a video— this is pretty standard now for YouTube.
Being subscribed—not enough.
You gotta click the bell, do a dance. Pray to Google. Offer your child to Alphabet, the parent company.
I have linked in the comment a troubleshooting article that you can look at for doing all of that stuff.
But you can also sign up for my newsletter. You can follow my Telegram Channel.
Those are going to be your best bet. If you actually want to know when I'm putting some stuff out
because it is not on a regular schedule, everybody.
All right, this was exhausting! I didn't script it
so I have actually been talking for a very, very, long time
We'll see how this goes.
Goodbye
I need to get my life together.
Wait, what was it?
Get your life in order.
[laughs]
"Man."
It's my favorite one.
"Man"