- I told you about an Instagram account,
it's called "Texts From Your Ex."
It's a collection of real texts between exes.
Have you heard about this? It's--it's wonderful, I tell ya.
And so I want to read some, uh,
and this first one is, uh,
someone says, "How are you doing, beautiful?
I miss you." "Stop texting me."
"Can I call then?" "No, you're in prison.
"Please stop. Leave me alone.
I have a man."
"I should be getting out soon."
[laughter]
Here's another one.
"I know I've been a jerk but please hook me up
with your friend."
[laughter]
Still a jerk.
Here's another one. "Do you want to come
"to a paintball party with me?
"I think it would be very healthy for us
to shoot at each other."
[laughter]
And finally, uh, "Love you.
"You're just drunk." "No o do."
"I do. Bar babe."
"Hello?"
[laughter]
You can see more "Texts From Your Ex"
on Instagram.