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>> Tucker: GOOD EVENING AND
WELCOME TO TUCKER CORAL SON
TONIGHT.
YOU SEE THE PICTURES RIGHT
THERE.
THE SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL
IS STILL GOING.
IN PROGRESS ALL DAY.
FORGIVEN IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH
EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT.
IMAGINE A MOVIE WRITTEN AND
DIRECTED BY CHILDREN WHOSE
ENDING YOU ALREADY KNOW AND
BY THE WAY, IT'S 20 HOURS
LONG.
IN HUNGARIAN WITH MISSPELLED
SUBTITLES?
THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE.
WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING IT
ALL DAY EVERY DAY WE WILL
ALERT YOU IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS THIS HOUR.
CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF
FITTINGLY OF BURBANK,
CALIFORNIA, SCHIFF, WHOSE
SOURCES SAY, HAD NOT A
SINGLE FRIEND IN HIGH
SCHOOL, HAS BEEN RELISHING
HIS RECENT TURN IN THE
SPOTLIGHT.
HE SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN A
BREAK FROM JOE MCCARTHY
IMPRESSION IN WHICH HE
REPEATEDLY DENOUNCES
POLITICAL OPPONENTS AS
AGENTS OF THE RUSSIAN
GOVERNMENT.
KNOW TRYING A NEW ROLE AS A
TOUGH BUT LOVABLE DEAN OF
STUDENTS.
SCHIFF SPENT THE ENTIRE DAY
DELIVERING A LECTURE ABOUT
THE TERRORIST OF CHEATING
LIKE AMERICA WAS SUDDENLY
THE WORLD'S LARGEST MIDDLE
SCHOOL.
WATCH.
>> BY INVITING FOREIGN
INTERVETERANS AND CHEATING
IN AN ELECTION, TO CHEAT IN
AN ELECTION FOR PRECISELY
THIS REASON.
HELPING HIM CHEAT IN THE
NEXT ELECTION.
TO CHEAT IN OUR ELECTION
SHOULD WE JUST GET OVER IT?
THIS KIND OF CHEATING,
REALLY?
IF WE ARE GOING TO BE HONEST
AND BLATANT ABOUT IT,
CHEATING.
IN OTHER WORDS, TO CHEAT.
>> Tucker: KEEP YOUR EYES ON
YOUR OWN PAPER, CLASS.
BUT SCHIFF DIDN'T STAY IN
CHARACTER FOR LONG.
AT ONE POINT HE SEEMED TO
SWITCH ABRUPTLY FROM
MR. CHIPS TO DR. STRANGE
LOVE.
THE UNITED STATES, SCHIFF
COMPLAINED TO THE 19 VIEWERS
STILL WATCHING CONFUSED,
QUOTE: AIDES UKRAINE AND
HER PEOPLE SO WE CAN FIGHT
RUSSIA OVER THERE AND WE
DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT RUSSIA
HERE, END QUOTE.
HUH?
WAIT A SECOND, WHOEVER SAID
ANYTHING ABOUT FIGHTING
RUSSIA MUCH LESS OVER HERE?
IS PUTIN PLANNING TO INVADE
THE HOMELAND?
IS MILWAUKEE SAFE?
DO UNSEEN SLOSK SABOTEURS
MOVE AMONG US?
WHAT DOES ADAM SCHIFF KNOW
ABOUT WORLD WAR III THAT THE
REST OF US DON'T KNOW?
WELL, UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE
ON CNN OR MSNBC THOUGHT TO
ASK HIM THAT.
THEY WERE TOO DEEP IN BLISS
TO THE MOUTH BREATHERS ON
CABLE TELEVISION AND ADAM
SCHIFF SPEECH IS LIKE A
BRAINSTEM MASSAGE SURGING
WAVES OF ECSTASY FLOOD THE
CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM
LINEAR THOUGHT CEASES.
ALL THAT'S LEFT ARE
SATISFIED GRUNTS OF
PLEASURE.
>> A VERY, VERY POWERFUL AND
FORCEFUL SPEECH ALMOST TWO
AND A HALF HOURS BY ADAM
SCHIFF.
VERY, VERY STRONG CASE FROM
ADAM SCHIFF.
>> IT WAS A VERY COHERENT,
COHESIVE NARRATIVE SOMETHING
THAT THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN'T
HAVE.
>> SPEECH AIMED AT THE
BETTER ANGELS AND I THINK
ADAM SCHIFF DID A REALLY
GREAT JOB.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE
PRESENTATION BY THE LEAD
HOUSE MANAGER ADAM SCHIFF?
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS
DAZZLING.
>> Tucker: WE WANT TO
APOLOGIZE TO ANY VIEWERS
UNDER 18 WHO MAY HAVE JUST
WATCHED THAT.
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY
PORNOGRAPHIC AND NOT
SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.
WHILE WE ARE AT IT ANOTHER
APOLOGY OF SORTS VIEWERS OF
THE SHOW LAST NIGHT HAD TO
ENDURE EXCEEDINGLY LONG
SPEECH BY CONGRESSMAN HAKEEM
JEFFER RES OF NEW YORK IS A
SO-CALLED IMPEACHMENT
MANAGER.
JUDGING BY HIS TITLE YOU
MIGHT IMAGINE THAT
MR. JEFFRIES IS SOME SORT OF
STATESMAN A FIGURE IN THE
POLITICAL REALM.
NOT SO.
IN FACT, HE IS A JOKE.
NOT ONLY THAT BUT A RACE
BAITER.
WATCH THIS.
>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES CHOSE TO PULL
THE SHEETS OFF AND REVEAL
HIMSELF IN TERMS OF HIS
TENDENCY TO BE A RACIAL
ARSONIST, FAN THE FLAMES OF
HATRED.
ACCEPTING ASSISTANCE FROM A
HOSTILE FOREIGN POWER LIKE
RUSSIA IS STREEFN NEWS
BEHAVIOR.
>> THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES IS A DANGEROUS
CON ARTIST.
>> IT SEEMS THAT THE TRUMP
CAMPAIGN CONSPIRED WITH
RUSSIAN SPIES TO SELL OUT
OUR DEMOCRACY.
>> WE DO KNOW THAT EVERY
RACIST IN AMERICA VOTED FOR
DONALD TRUMP.
>> WE HAVE A HATER IN THE
WHITE HOUSE.
THE GRAND WIZARD OF 1600
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.
>> Tucker: NOW, WAIT A
SECOND.
SO THE PRESIDENT IS NOT ONLY
A KLANSMAN, BUT ALSO AN
ACTIVE RUSSIAN SPY.
THAT'S QUITE A COMBINATION.
UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES A
CLAIM LIKE THAT BY A SITTING
MEMBER OF CONGRESS WOULD BE
HEADLINE NEWS.
BUT AS IT WAS, NOBODY SEEMED
TO NOTICE.
IT'S NORMAL NOW.
THEY ARE ALL INFLAMED
EXTREMISTS, THEY WILL SAY
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
HERE IS MAIZY HIRONO AN
ACTUAL U.S. SENATOR FROM
HAWAII TELLING YOU IT'S
LUDICROUS MAYBE A SIGN
MENTAL ILLNESS TO BELIEVE
THAT IMPEACHMENT HAS BEEN IN
THE WORKS SINCE 2016.
>> THEY STILL SAYING THAT WE
WERE OUT TO GET THE
PRESIDENT FROM DAY ONE.
SOME KIND OF A WEIRD
CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT I
HAVE TO SAY WEIRD CONSPIRACY
THEORY WHEN PEOPLE SAID THE
FEDERAL FOOD PYRAMID WAS
BACKWARD AND CARBS DIDN'T
MAKE YOU THIN OR THOSE
WACKOS WHO CLAIMED THAT IRAQ
HAD NO WEAPONS OF MASS
DESTRUCTION OR FOR THAT
MATTER UFOs WERE REAL.
PURE INSANITY LIKE THAT.
IMPEACHMENT IN THE WORKS FOR
YEARS?
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A NUT
TO BELIEVE THAT.
WELL, UNFORTUNATELY NOBODY
PASSED THE TALKING POINTS TO
DEMOCRAT AL GREEN SO HE JUST
WENT AHEAD AND ADMITTED IT.
>> WELL, THE GENESIS OF
IMPEACHMENT TO BE VERY
CANDID TO YOU IS WHEN THE
PRESIDENT WAS RUNNING FOR
OFFICE.
>> Tucker: OOPS.
SOMEBODY ACCIDENTALLY TOLD
THE TRUTH.
DON'T WORRY IT WON'T HAPPEN
AGAIN TONIGHT.
HAVE YOU GOT TO LOVE A MAN
WHO TALKS WITH HIS EYES
CLOSED.
WE WILL STILL BRING YOU A
LOT MORE ON IMPEACHMENT
THROUGHOUT THIS HOUR.
AT THE CORE OF THE
DEMOCRATIC CASE AGAINST THE
ADMINISTRATION THOUGH IS THE
CLAIM THAT TRUMP AND THE
PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HIM ARE
FLOUTING THE LAW.
A GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABLE
OFFICE REPORT MAKES SEVERAL
ALLEGATIONS TO THAT EFFECT.
OKAY.
BUT LET'S ADD SOME