(electronic music)
- Hi there!
You know, if you're like most people,
you struggle in a constant fight against messes.
You've tried the KonMari method,
but even that didn't magically change your life.
Don't give up!
You too could have a space
as clean and beautiful as this.
Here's what it used to look like.
(tuba horn sounds)
But now, it's spotless.
How?
We moved everything five feet to the right.
(sound of sparkling)
I bet you couldn't even tell!
Here are four easy tips to help you
actually de-clutter your home.
Come on!
(upbeat music)
Ah!
Look at all these clothes!
Some don't fit,
some are falling apart.
You know, a lot of people would say
you should just donate them.
(magical sound)
But why do that when you can just do what I do?
Take these clothes,
and leave them in the back of your car forever.
(laughs) In fact, let's put them there right now.
Oh Christ!
Oh!
Or! (laughs)
Instead of right now,
we can do it later.
Because I parked pretty far away,
and I don't really feel like doing this right now.
So what we're gonna do is,
we're just gonna put this right here!
Yeah!
We're gonna put that right there.
And that's...
That's fine, that's good, you know, yeah.
(upbeat music)
You should have a designated place for everything.
And if something doesn't have a place,
well, maybe that's a sign that you should get rid of it.
Or maybe you could just put it in the closet.
I'm talking about the closet.
A realm without rules,
without order.
Chaos incarnate.
The very thought of opening that door
should fill you with a vague sense of dread!
There is no logic
to what fills the closet!
Which means logically, anything can go in there.
Like these free weights.
I mean, you weren't gonna work out anyway.
Ahh.
It's pretty,
it's pretty full.
So we will just put one of these right there.
Whoops, whoops!
Whoops! (laughs)
Whoops!
We'll just, whoops!
Put that right, nope,
we're just gonna...
(clunking items)
No, whoops.
(laughs)
Okay.
Okay!
Okay.
Okay, okay.
(clunking items)
I'm gonna put one there.
Put the other one...
(door shuts)
(upbeat music)
Papers, papers, papers.
It's easy to let paperwork stack up,
but don't let it!
Most of this can get thrown out.
Just inspect them piece by piece.
This, for example, is...
Hmm.
Is this a bill?
Was I supposed to pay this?
When was this from, (bleep).
Okay, it says outstanding balance, $50,
but then it also says amount owed is zero dollars.
It says this is not a bill.
Why would you send that to me if it,
well, you know, we'll just, we're gonna,
we'll call that an I don't know, okay?
We'll just put that there,
and we'll go back to that in a minute.
Now this next one is...
(bleep) me.
How...
I thought I--
So after reviewing everything,
it looks like all these papers
were in the I don't know pile.
I'm too afraid to throw them out,
I'm too stupid to know how to deal with them.
Luckily, we have a perfect place for this!
(door shuts)
(upbeat music)
You know, sometimes you clean something,
then a week later, it's dirty again.
A constant fight against this dirt invasion can be tiresome,
luckily you can permanently end it with one step.
Stop caring.
Let's see what it looks like now?
(magical sound)
Yes, it's the same as before,
but since it doesn't bother me,
I feel much better about it.
And the best part of this tip is,
that you can apply it to any part of your home.
Happy cleaning, everyone!
(electronic music)
Hey, it's Mike Trapp.
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