- [Narrator] A text from Ben, and Paxton?
No, people, this is not a dream.
She'd never been cocky enough
to imagine having two boyfriends.
(bell ringing)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
the hottest guy at Sherman Oaks High.
I know it's a little weird for me to be saying that,
but come on, look at this kid's jaw line.
(whooshing)
- Man, David, watching you flirt with Jonah
was just about the saddest thing I've ever seen
and I saw my dad run over our cat.
You know he's gay, right?
- Your cat?
No, I didn't, that's so cool.
- Word of advice, just give up.
There're plenty of amazing people who've died as virgins.
(whooshing)
(bell ringing)
- Right now, it kinda of feels like
everyone in my life is just
done with me.
(crickets chirping)
Sorry, forget I said that.
That was weird, I--
♪ I was on fire ♪
♪ Where did you go ♪
(whooshing)
You stayed.
- Yeah, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
♪ All my life I've been hiding myself ♪
♪ Just waiting for a boy like you ♪
♪ Not answering the questions in math class ♪
♪ 'Cause I answer ♪
- [Together] What is the Monroe Doctrine?
- [Video game] 3, 2, 1, Go!
(bell ringing)
- Paxton!
Hey!
I can actually come now.
That scheduling conflict I had cleared up--
- Cool, get in.
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
(door slamming) (engine revving)
(whooshing)
Hey, Ben, when you said, (horns blaring)
"I'll get you there,"
you made it seem like you understood
the urgency of the situation.
- I do. (horn honking)
- Then drive faster, bro.
- This is my dad's car and I only have a permit.
I'm not gonna throw my life away for you.
- At least drive the speed limit.
(whooshing) (bell ringing)
So, about yesterday,
I thought about what you said and I'm in.
I'd like to be your girlfriend.
As long as we don't kill each other,
I think it could be really nice.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Okay, that's awesome.
(upbeat music)
- So, I guess I'm Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend now.
- I guess so.
- I wonder what that's gonna be like.
(bell ringing)
Paxton?
You're in my house.
- Yeah, I guess so.
Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all your help.
It felt so good to finally do something well in school.
- [Narrator] Paxton was soaking wet
and he used the adverb, "well,"
instead of the adjective, "good."
He had never been hotter.
- So, are you here to study or?
♪ Sometimes all I think about is you ♪
♪ Late nights, ♪ - No.
♪ In the middle of June ♪
♪ Heat waves been faking me out ♪
♪ Sometimes all I think about is you ♪
♪ Late nights, in the middle of June ♪
♪ Heatwaves been faking me out ♪
- That's why I want you to be my girlfriend, Devi.
- I know you're moving to India,
but I'm cool with long distance.
My dad has access to a P.J.
A private jet.
(chuckling)
You don't have to say anything right now,
but Devi, I'm all in.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] Ah! She was kissing him again.
Devi had forgotten how tedious Ben could be.
(whooshing)
- You know, I actually went to the premiere
of Baz Luhrmann's, "The Great Gatsby."
Yeah, it's the one with Leo in it.
My dad and Baz play squash together sometimes.
- [Aneesa] What?
- [Ben] Yup. - [Aneesa] That is cool!
(laughing) - I know.
(crunching) (laughing)
(upbeat music)
Nothing but plastic, let's go!
(rattling) - Ow!
(whooshing)
- I knew you didn't think I was good enough for you.
- What? I think you're good enough for me.
- You rejected me in front of all of your friends.
- Not because I think I'm better than you.
- Why, then?
- I don't know, Devi,
maybe because you humiliated me, remember?
I mean, you two-timed me
and then I got yeeted by a Chevy Volt.
How am I supposed to like publicly be with the girl
who cheated on me and then ruined my swimming career?
The whole school would think I'm a joke.
- [Narrator] When he said it like that,
it kind of made a lot of sense.
- Look, Devi, I like you, alright?
I really do but we either do this in secret or not at all.
(upbeat music)