>>> ARE YOU SERIOUS? IT'S THE SUPER BOWL.
AND YOUR TV IS BROKEN? >> YEAH.
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE OWNEDER.
HE'S COMING OVER WITH ANOTHER FLAT SCREEN RIGHT NOW.
>> OKAY, WELL, HOW LONG WILL HE BE?
I MEAN, HAVE $500 ON THIS GAME. >> GUYS, IT WILL BE BACK ON
BEFORE THE SECOND HALF. PROMISE.
>> SO WHAT? WE'RE JUST GOING TO SIT HERE IN
SILENCE UNTIL HE SHOWS UP WITH A NEW TV.
>> WELL, WE COULD -- I DON'T KNOW.
>> I GUESS WE COULD SING FOOTBALL SONGS.
>> WHAT? >> OH.
THAT'S A CUTE IDEA. WE CAN SING FOOTBALL SONGS.
>> YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES FOOTBALL SONGS.
>> WHAT ARE FOOTBALL SONGS? GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE.
>> WELL, "HOT DAMN" IS ONE. >> "HOT DAMN" IS ONE WHAT?
>> A FOOTBALL SONG. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
>> WAIT. ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
♪♪♪ >> NO.
WHY WOULD I BE THINKING ABOUT THAT WHEN I SAID I WAS THINKING
ABOUT "HOT DAMN." >> NEVER HEARD OF IT.
>> YOU HAVE. GOES SOMETHING LIKE
♪ HOT DAMN I WANT TO SCORE THE WINNING GOAL ♪
YOU WILL IT'S A FOOT IT'S IT BALL WE JUST WON ♪
♪ ALL I GOD HOT DAMN ♪♪♪ >> OKAY.
>> SO YOU DO REMEMBER? >> NO.
I DO NOT. I REMEMBER WHAT YOU JUST DID.
BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT AS A SONG.
>> AND WHAT IS A FOOTBALL HOLD? >> IT'S A SONG.
>> I'M SORRY IF WE'RE NOT ENTERTAINING YOU ENOUGH.
>> YEAH. I GUESS WE COULD ALL JUST LOOK
AT PORN ON OUR PHONE. >> NO.
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT WAS GOOD.
>> THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WHOLE THING.
>> IT'S LIKE A FRACTION OF A LARGER SONG.
>> GOT IT. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE LITERALLY
BEGGING US TO SING IT. >> AH, WE'RE NOT.
♪ HOT DAMN YOU'RE A CHIEF AND I'M A BUC NOT
FRIENDS BUT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A WHAT ♪
SO WE RUN AND WE BLOCK AND WE KISS AND WE LOVE HOT DAMN ♪♪♪
>> OKAY. YOU'RE WEARING DANCE SHORTS.
>> YEAH. WELL, IT'S A SPORTS BAR.
>> NEAR BROADWAY. >> ARE YOU TWO FROM BROADWAY?
>> WE'RE NOT FROM BROADWAY. THEY WANT US TO LOOK SEXY AND I
THINK WE'RE DOING IT. >> OKAY.
SO THIS SONG IS ABOUT TWO FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHO KISS?
>> JUST EXCITED BECAUSE THEY WON THE GAME.
>> BUT THEY'RE NOT ON THE SAME TEAM.
>> WHO'S NOT? >> THE PEOPLE.
>> THE SONG IS NOT GOOD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK IT'S THE PROBLEM STOPPING AND STARTING.
>> LEAVEN TOO MUCH ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO INTERJECT WITH THEIR
THOUGHTS. >> IT'S LIKE YOUR LITERALLY
♪ IT'S -- IF I DON'T SCORE A TOUCHDOWN RIGHT NOW ♪
I SWEAR THAT I'LL EAT MY BRA ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOTTA GET A BALL IN THE
SQUARE ♪ AND FOOTBALL IN THE BOX, BACK TO
O'HARE ♪ >> WE DON'T KNOW THIS SONG.
>> YOU DO! >> WE DON'T.
UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING LIKE ♪ HOT DAMN I'M IN THE ZONE, HOT
DAMN, LIKE TIM TEBOW ♪ TOSS AND RUN AND TOUCHDOWN ♪
♪ IF I DON'T GET THAT TOUCHBACK RIGHT NOW I'LL TOUCH YOUR BACK
IN THE CAR ♪ THE CHEERLEADERS ARE INSANE ♪
AND COMPARED TO WHAT WE DID, WE RAN AWAY ♪
TAP DANCE ON THE BAR ♪ >> I AM ON GOOGLE.
ONE SONG CALMED" HOT DAMN" RELEASED BY A HIP-HOP ARTIST AND
THIS SONG IS NOT REAL AND THOSE TAPS ARE NOT REAL!
>> MAYBE THESE TAP HAPPY CANES WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER?
>> THEY WILL NOT. ♪ GET IN THE GAME ♪
♪♪♪ ♪ HOT DAMN, I'M IN THE ZONE ♪
♪ HOT DAMN, I'M TIM TEBOW, AND WE SING AND WE DANCE AND WE KISS
AND WE LIFT ♪ AND TAP AND THAT'S ALL DAY ♪
♪ HOT DAMN ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I GUESS WE DID REMEMBER THAT SONG.
>> HEY -- THIS TV'S UNPLUGGED.
YOU JUST WANTED TO DO YOUR NUMBER.
>> YEAH. IF TELL ANYONE WE'LL KILL YOU.
>> WE'LL KILL ALL OF YOU. >> OKAY.
LET'S DO IT AGAIN AND REALLY SELL IT THIS TIME.
>> I KNEW Y'ALL WAS -- [ APPLAUSE ]