WHOA!
WHAT?!
- Dude, are they like, tits? - Yeah.
Hey, how's it going?
Today, we're gonna be watching...
I'm gonna sneeze.
Ddong ssa.
Welcome back to TwoSet ddong ssa.
TwoSet DDONG SSA!
We're gonna be watching anime!
The anime is called ClassicaLoid.
We've never actually seen this anime
'cause we're too busy practicing.
Yeah, that's right.
And before jumping into it,
I wanted to look up the background anyway.
So apparently, it's like...
these ClassicaLoids are artificial humans
created in a laboratory.
They bear the memories of these classical composers.
So good!
Let's get right into it.
First episode.
Ooh.
I like their...
choice of music.
- Ode to Joy. - Yeah.
They're setting the mood.
"We ain't some trashy pop BGM."
"We're ClassicaLoid."
Dumplings!
Oh, dude!
Is that Beethoven?
Are those bean sprouts? Or are those those mushrooms?
Brett: No, that's bean sprouts.
Does gyoza normally have bean sprouts?
I don't know.
Beethoven.
He does whatever he wants, man.
He pushes boundaries, Beethoven.
- Oh, nice metronome. - Dude!
- Ooh, I don't know about the electric guitar, but... - Yeah, okay.
Oh damn!
The perfect gyoza!
Dude, so much is happening,
and it's just the beginning.
Dude.
- GG. - Is that burnt?
- Dun-dun-dun-dunnn. - Dun-dun-dun-dunnn!
No.
No...!
"My gyoza."
Oh wow, what a way to start an anime.
Not a single word yet.
Can I just say,
Bach looked pretty badass for that one second.
Yeah, he did, right?
He looked like a daddy.
Daddy Bach.
Of course it's Mozart.
And the pink hair.
- I love the way he stood up, like... - Wow!
"Do you know who I am? Ha ha ha ha!"
"Motes."
Motes!
Motes.
"What are you playing, Brett?"
Mm.
Imagine Mozart is your boyfriend.
Dude, leck mich im Arsch.
- Yeah, he'd be pretty sus. - Yeah.
- Is that Beethoven with a flamethrower? - Dude.
Dude, he's serious, man.
Can I just say, I can kinda imagine Beethoven...
experimenting with his music, just like his gyoza.
Yeah.
Well, that's really how he's kind of portrayed to be, right?
- Yeah, this artist... - Like...
- that's pushing boundaries. - Yeah.
- But also he's so like, passionate. - Yes! Yes!
Everything's like "GYOZ-"
- It's just...gyoza, man. - It's like, "Gyoza, dude."
He's just like, "NO!"
And he's got the famous red scarf.
See, violin is the sauce, guys.
Dude, I'm getting hungry listening to that.
Oboe!
- The skin is oboe. - Carbonhydrate.
Oboes are carbs!
Can I just say too, like,
I don't know if you noticed,
but the background is like a Spanish version of
Symphony No. 5?
Oh, I didn't notice!
Dude, everything in this anime is so like...
- the detail they've... - Whoever made this...
Definitely a classical...
- Admirer. - Yeah, a ClassicaLoid.
"Beethes!"
Bro.
I can kinda like, imagine Mozart's reaction like that
to a Beethoven symphony.
- Yeah. - Like, "Whoa... What was that?"
- Dude. - One thing like, so cool about this anime is...
just how this whole place
- is decorated in music symbols, right? - Brett: Yup.
- Eddy: Like the naturals on the stairs. - Brett: Yeah. Yeah.
Brett: And then the door had like,
the F holes of the string instrument.
- Eddy: Wallpaper looks like piano. - Brett: Yeah, piano keys.
Brett: Violin in the background there.
- Brett: The bass clef door handles now. - Eddy: Yeah.
It's so cool.
- Oh no! - Oh no. Beethoven...
Beethoven is angry, guys.
- Did he just go Super Saiyan? - Yeah!
- Beethoven went Super Saiyan. - "Musique!"
"Fate."
"Fate." Oh my god!
Fate Symphony.
"I shall not yield to fate!"
What? Is that German?
"Spielen wir unsere..."
Bro, he pulled out a sword!
- Dude! - Was that a baton?
- Baton. - Whoa, look at him!
- Whoa, freaking- - Bro...!
Dude, it's so epic!
How did he get up there?
- Bro, I want to transform like that into my tails. - Oh, dude-
"Fate!"
The music.
Why?! Why does it sound so bad?
- Yeah. - ...when it's a freaking electric...
I mean, it's kind of epic.
- 'Cause you can hear the symphony playing it. - Yeah.
Eddy: Dude! That's like a Pokédex!
Dude, I need this.
- Dude... - You can just be like...
"This is Beethoven Symphony No. 6."
How cool would that be?
- Someone needs to invent that. - Yeah, come on, guys.
Dude, that conducting, bro!
He's just like, stabbing.
Dude, it's a whole circus!
Bro, is he like, constructing something?
Dude, that's powerful!
Whoa! Refurbishment!
- Bro... random- - Whoa! People-
There's a ball!
Beethoven can make things come alive!
He brought back the dead, bro!
Holy moly!
That's a scary skill.
- Whoa! Transformation! - Dude, that's Transformer.
It's a Transformer!
What?!
I'm so confused!
They were gonna wreck the music house.
Dude.
Beethoven saved it...
- ...with his power of passion and music. - The power of music. "Passione!"
It went back to normal.
The destruction people left.
Yeah.
Beethoven saved the day!
Dude, that's so epic.
Yeah.
Look at him. He's so pervy.
- Dude, are they like, tits? - Yeah.
They portrayed Mozart so well.
They're back in the past?
"You remember now!"
Oh, it's musik!
This is too much!
Dude!
What is this...
What in the name of Mozart J-Pop?
Yeah! Mozart J-Pop.
Dude, all the girls are like, "Whoa...!"
Who needs psychedelics when you have Mozart?
Dude...!
Oh my god!
Dude, he's not a pervert anymore now, hey.
Eddy: Yeah.
She forgot about the titty cake.
"Das Ende!"
That's it. Back to the real world.
Guys, one more for today.
Who is Cho-chan?
I think it's...
- Chopin, probably. - Ah yeah.
Chopin, Cho-chan.
Is Chopin really shy in real life?
I don't know.
I don't know much about Chopin.
Super introverted.
Here we go.
Oh, here we go!
Whoa! Dude, his-
Why does his baton look so cool?
It's like purple gems.
- That looks like Polish. - It's Polish!
- Yeah, it's Polish! Oh my god! - Bro, let's go!
- Wow...! - Bro...
Dude, it's Minecraft.
What is this?
Some J-Pop version of Chopin.
- Yeah... It took me a while. - Yeah, yeah... It took me a while.
Yeah!
Dude...
What?
Chopin's gonna save her.
She's one as well?!
"Love is music!"
Whoa!
Bro, double transformation!
Dude!
What the f-
I don't know this music.
Is that the female one?
- Oh, Liebes- Liszt! - Liszt?!
That's Liszt?!
- What the- - Why is Liszt a chick?
Brett: Why is Liszt a chick?
"The pianist boy."
Dude, this is like-
This is history, man.
- This is like, more epic than a Marvel crossover. - Actually!
Epic!
"How come he gets those things. No fair."
What?!
Music is liebe!
"With the colours of the waves"
"With purity, as if to tumble,"
Wow...
What is she doing?
I don't know.
Oh, she's breaking out Chopin.
'Cause he's a full introvert.
What?
What is-
WHAT?! DUDE!
This is so random!
Dude, she went Sailor Moon...
- What the hell?! - Whoa!
Bro, the eyes just went...
Bro, listen to the piano in the background.
"Landlord-san!"
- Dude. - Why is Liszt a pervert?
Dude, this has got some weird stuff going on.
That's true. Being a musician is great.
- That is also true. - That's also true.
So confused.
What?
Okay.
So there we have it.
Liszt is some weird pervert.
I don't know what's going on.
Not really a pervert, just some weird fetish person.
- Chopin is like some... introverted, shy. - Yeah.
Dude, they all have pretty cool skills so far.
- All four of them. - It's so epic.
This is a very, very realistic portrayal of musicians by the way.
- 100%, yeah. - When we...
- When we play our instruments, we activate... - Yes, we do.
Musique!
We gotta make a new sign.
Ling Ling's like, unlocks it, like...
Musique!
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And we might do an episode 2.
Bye!
Practice!