(Man in video) You probably thought this deer was alive.
(Sydney) Not really.
(Man) And this coyote was alive.
(Jake) No.
(Man) And this pheasant was alive.
(Jake) No.
(Man) Nope. They're not.
They're dead.
I specialise in the most lifelike dead animals anywhere.
Period.
Look at that antelope driving a car!
Nope. It's just Chuck Testa.
Oh no, there's a bear in my bed!
Nope. Chuck Testa.
(Girl) That's so creepy!
I wouldn't be smiling! (Video) ... there's a leopard
out on my deck.
Nope. Just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount.
Call Chuck Testa for the most lifelike dead animals around, period.
Wait, is this real? Can you actually order?
How'd they kill all those animals? Dang, how'd they die?
(FineBros) So what type of video did you just watch?
That was a commercial.
That was just a Halloween commercial.
Most stupid commercial I've ever seen.
(FineBros) What was the commercial for?
Dead animals that look alive.
You know how like when you go to someone's house and they have a deer's head on the wall or something?
Yeah, they do that.
They made these things alive!
(FineBros) All the animals were alive?
Yeah, but they called them dead!
(FineBros) What was the name of the guy in it?
Chuck something.
Chuck Testo?
Chuck Testa.
(FineBros) His name was Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa!
(FineBros) Yeah.
No-no-no-no-no. It can't be that.
(FineBros) But that's his name! Chuck Testa!
Are you sure?!
(FineBros) *laughs* Yes!
(FineBros) And what was he saying over and over again?
Nope.
Nope! Chuck Testa!
(FineBros) Was he that animated?
Eh, not really.
(FineBros) They should have cast you in the commercial.
It's like "Nope! It's Chuuuck Testa!"
[laughing]
(FineBros) And what do you think of Chuck Testa as a person?