- I was here at the house a couple weeks ago
and another buddy mine came in whatever.
And then my ex-wife Amy was here
and I said something shitty to my buddy.
And he's like, "Man, God, with the shitty remarks."
And Amy goes, "Don't you get it?
That's his love language."
(Fortune laughing)
And she's right.
- [Announcer] This is What a Joke
- [Announcer 2] with Tom Papa and Fortune Feimster
on Netflix is a Joke Radio.
- Now, from what I can gather from watching Murderville,
it seems like they write the scripts really seriously
and you gotta stick to it.
And I feel like if you vary off of the script,
that Will probably gets in your face.
Is that true, Will?
- First of all, that's not much of a question, Tom.
It's more of a statement.
Let's be honest.
And then you framed, you threw a question mark on there,
kinda ad hoc.
I mean, I don't wanna get too combative early on.
- Do it. Get Tom. - That's my style, Will.
- I know. - That's my interview style.
- You just came in with an opinion and then you posed it
as a question and I'm offended.
We have a script.
We have a whole whole story that we want to get to
because there's a murder at the top of every episode.
We have to go and see the body with the ME
and then we have to interview suspects.
And then our celebrity homicide trainee has to decide
who they think did it.
There is no thing for them to veer off either way.
They just kind of, we set it up
and we have a script as it were,
but the script is hilarious, cause it's like,
"Introduce this thing and just say,
'Okay here's the evidence.'"
And then it's "guest response."
- Yeah. Conan, you better bring it on this episode.
- So, once they go, then I kind of go with them.
And then we're off.
And all I gotta kind of get back to is
make sure that we highlight the facts that are important,
et cetera.
- Right. Yeah.
- And the rest is just, it's an absolute crap shoot.
What you're seeing is we just do sort of one take
because that's the magic.
And of course Conan is a silly fool.
- Right. (Tom and Fortune laughing)
- As we know.
And so he just, from moment one,
he came in, he saluted.
He bowed a bunch.
Moment one, he acted super weird.
- Right? - You call him Tommy Tune.
- I kept calling him Tommy Tune,
which became, I became obsessed with Tommy Tune.
I couldn't let it go.
Put your fingers in your ears.
Are you joking?
I mean, did I just turn seven years old,
because you hired goddamn clown.
- You're the only detective who can't keep a partner.
- Yeah, because they're all idiots.
I mean, look at this guy with his fingers in his ears.
I mean, God.
- I can actually, the fingers don't actually
block out the sound that well.
So why I heard clown, I heard idiot.
- Terry, make it work.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm gonna tell you something.
This ginger monstrosity is the biggest mistake
in the history of city homicide.
No offense.
- None taken.
You seem very nervous.
- My first day on the job and you're a bit of legend, so.
It's Terry Seattle, is that it?
- You do more bowing than a goddamn Tommy Tune.
- Okay.
Bit of an dated reference if you ask me, but.
- Follow me.
- How many episodes did you do of Murderville?
I've only seen the Conan one so far.
- We made six.
They're fun.
We've got Marshawn Lynch, Sharon Stone, Annie Murphy
of Schitt's Creek fame.
- Wow. She's great.
- Yeah. She's amazing.
Kumail Nanjiani's incredible.
He's such a funny dude.
And then America's sweetheart, Ken Jeong to end it all.
And he is super, super funny.
- Ken needs work.
I never see him. - I know
- Whatever happened to Ken? - He's always got a job.
Like 10 jobs at a time.
- Ken is literally keeping the Fox network afloat right now.
Single handedly.
- It's really true.
Your character's so funny.
I love anybody that that is serious and stupid
at the same time.
- Yeah. Leaving your partner's desk empty for 15 years.
(Tom and Fortune laughing)
- Well, yeah, Tom kind of what you're saying.
Like I love that the combination of cocky and dumb
- Yeah. - for me never gets old,
because, and why it's so funny is because
we actually see it out in the world.
You know, when we see people in the world
who are set in their their beliefs and they're so dumb.
- Right.
- You know?
And so I love, I love it.
I love, I love a character like that.
I always have.
And Terry Seattle, what a dummy.
- What a dummy.
- I want you to end up unhappy and alone,
just like me. - Here we go.
- Oh no, here we go. - That's right.
I'm the bad guy - Now you want
to get into this? - for not being a sad as you.
And I'm just your little toy.
- I was sad, Terry. (Woman drowning out Terry)
You barely touch me for eight years
and I'm supposed to sit at home with my hands folded.
Absolutely not. - Why don't you
cut the string - I work hard.
- and let me stop dancing? - I need to be touched.
Not to put you on the spot, but which one of us is right?
- You said you hadn't had sex for eight years?
- Exactly. Hasn't even touched me.
- What's your definition of sex?
- Sex.
- You're gonna have to make these kind of snap decisions
out there in the field so come on.
- Do it. - She's right.
- Thank you. - What?
- Just based on the cadence of the argument.
- Stop using words that I am not familiar with.
- Whatever. My Uber's gonna be here in 17 minutes.
I better wait outside.
- I hope you have a terrible date.
- Which word did you not know?
- Codence.
What did you say?
- I said cadence.
- Why don't you pop a seat here?
- Yeah.
- You're so great.
You really are.
- Yeah, people are obsessed with BoJack.
I mean that BoJack will, I just feel like,
just continue to get even more popular,
just staying on the platform.
- What about a BoJack movie?
- You know, we've talked about doing stuff.
I don't know.
I mean. - Prequel.
- Prequel or who knows what it would be?
It's funny because that's the natural thing
is to go, "Let's do a movie."
Right? Like everything, whatever it is.
- Yeah. - Sex in the City,
let's do a movie. - Right.
- And by the way, congrats to everybody for doing it.
But then I'm like, "Should we?
Maybe not, maybe we shouldn't."
- We'll work out the details.
- Well, listen, when I, when I drop outta here
if you guys could just maybe
maybe powwow with the gang at Netflix.
- Yeah. We'll figure it out - We got it.
- I also wanna to make a suggest Netflix,
they should just go N'flix.
(Fortune and Tom laughing)
- N'flix? - We all know what it is
and let's just cas it up.
Let's get real cas with it.
- Hey, congratulations on your podcast.
Holy cow. - Oh my gosh, yeah.
You guys, like gangbusters.
- But I don't know if it's really worth that much money.
- No, I know. - I mean.
- And the idea that anybody wants to listen
to us talk is so ridiculous.
Believe me when I say that we don't get it either.
And this isn't like false humility at all.
I, what?
How boring does that sound?
- Did you become friends with Jason
doing Arrested Development
or was that a friendship that was before then?
- Yeah. Jason and I met,
we started doing Arrested Development, the pilot,
we became instantly best buddies.
Just a love affair that's continued to this day.
We're in love with each other.
He said to me at one point, he's like, "Man,
I can't believe we've never hung out.
Like, you know, like partied, you know, back in the day."
And I go, "We did."
He's like, "What?"
And like years before he had been doing this thing,
worked with a friend of mine.
We all went to a bar and there were only like six of us
and two of those people were Jason and me.
- And he had no recollection
- Zero, zero.
And he was just, and he was hammered
and I'm pretty sure I was hammered too.
And we had a great time.
So I was like, "Man, we, we we've done it, pal."
- Yeah. That's so funny.
- Isn't that funny?
- Yeah. He's such a funny guy.
That's why it's cool to see him like on Ozark
and then he has such a sarcastic, funny sense of humor.
- His new commercial's even funny
that they ran yesterday during football.
- Oh. So funny.
We watched football over here yesterday.
I mean it came on a couple times
and then, - yeah
he would do the like, "Shh guys, guys, this is so good.
What is this?"
(Fortune and Tom laughing)
- And we're like, "This is."
and we're like, "Oh, congrats.
You're doing the Geico cave man.
That's great.
You brought that back."
He's like, "No!"
- Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?
- Somebody. - One of two.
- That's your prediction?
- As of right now, I'm going to the Super Bowl.
- Are you gonna be in a Netflix suite
when you watch the game?
Just curious. - I'm trying to get in on it.
- Do they have a suite?
They told me they didn't have one.
- That's what they told us.
- That's what they're telling Tom.
We weren't sure if they were just telling Tom that.
- I think I will be the guest of a suite
but I can't really say who.
All right, fuck it.
Big oil, big oil. - Oh man.
- I'm going as a guest of big oil.
- Oh no. - And I don't care
who knows it.
- It's the Super Bowl, baby.
(pins fall)
- Are we supposed to be playing Wordle?
Everybody's playing this game.
- I don't know what it is.
- The only thing I know is that it's a craze right now.
- So you, it's a five letter word.
You make a guess and then it will tell you
either the letter's not in the word or it is,
but it's in the wrong spot or it is
and it's in the right spot.
And then the thing about Wordle is
you get six guesses and then you're done.
- [Tom] You're done for the day?
You play once.
(voices overlapping)
- How do you know what the question is?
- There's no question.
You're taking those letters and making a word out of it.
- Oh my God.
- What? You don't sound excited.
Wings.
- And then now what?
- So now we have an N.
We're working with an N.
- But not in the right spot.
- But it starts with the letter N?
- No. - So it has an N in it,
but not the other letter?
- Right. Right.
So we're eliminating those letters
trying to figure out this word.
- Oh my God.
- Right. Taken.
- There's a K.
- We picked up a K and we know the N is not in that spot.
- What do you mean it's not in what spot?
- So what's a word that starts with N,
has a K in it, and doesn't have any of these other letters?
- What if we did that?
- Woo. - Whoa, whoa.
- Whoa. - What is that?
What does the green mean?
- That means that those are in the right spot.
You can see why this game is kind of cool.
- I don't.
- Ooh. Okay.
Fortune, what's a word, starts K N O.
- Knows. - Knobs. Knobis,
Obi Wan Kenobis. - Knoll.
- [Tom] Ooh. That's a good one.
- Is it worth a guess? - Go for it.
- Yeah, go for it.
You got it. - You did it.
Splendid. - What even is a knoll?
(jazz music)