[CRYING]
She may be a stalker and may have
committed credit card fraud.
What?
WOMAN (VOICEOVER): My husband isn't attracted to me.
Don't reject your husband.
It's great constructive criticism.
So thank you.
MAN: I mean, it's only day five.
We're still strangers.
I know I married a stranger.
But I also know that I am married to you.
You do realize that.
That-- what does that mean though?
- That I ha-- like, I'm-- - That we don't--
--almost 4--
--have to take these steps to get to know--
- No-- - --each other?
--I'm not saying that.
MAN: So then what are you talking about?
I don't want to be in a situation
where I'm like, OK, that's my friend.
Your wife should be, like, your best friend.
I get that.
Yes.
Your wife should be your best friend.
But I'm also, like, your wife.
But you don't know me.
OK.
There are things that I know about you.
All right.
So you want to high five now?
No.
Ah, yeah, no, no, no, don't touch me.
- No? - Yeah.
Damn!
No.
That's how you feel.
Yeah, chill out.
The shade is real.
No, no, yeah--
OK.
--you just got me mad.
- I got you mad? - Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Actually, I'm-- all right.
You all right?
I will leave you alone.
We don't know each other, like you said.
All right.
I just want to make sure you're not in a bad space.
I am in a bad space, but what the [BLEEP]
am I going to do about it?
You could stop cursing.
We both feel differently.
How can you feel differently from what I'm feeling?
We don't know each other. How can--
OK. MAN: --you try to jump in--
You're right. MAN: --something with--
I'm not-- jump into some-- we got married!
That means we rush everything just because we got married?
Like, does that mean we rush everything?
I think I wanted this more than you did.
And I mean, that's totally fine.
MAN: You don't know what I wanted.
I'm just-- MAN: So don't say that.
--saying, I feel like--
No.
You don't know what I wanted.
So don't say that.
I thought I knew all the reasons why I did this.
But right now, in this moment, I don't know.
I don't want to say anything else to upset you.
(CRYING) I just feel like--
I don't know.
Ah.
It's just too much.
[CRYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It has been 18 hours since Mia has been arrested,
and still, no one knows where she is.
On the warrant that was issued from Mia's arrest,
there are three counts of stalking and one
with credit card fraud on her previous boyfriend.
I'm feeling a sense of disbelief as I
am reading this police report.
I don't know what to do.
I was actually really falling for Mia
and falling for her hard.
This is my worst nightmare.
Just as soon as I'm feeling great and feeling like we're
connected, I turn around, and Heather gets out of the cave,
and leaves me in the bottom of the cave.
Good job, Heather.
Thanks for leaving me behind.
What the heck?
Why-- why are you doing this?
What did I do now?
We're standing here, and you just walk off,
and don't say anything to me.
What?
MAN: You wanted to make it very clear
that physical contact is something
that you're not ready for.
WOMAN: But you're mad because the instructor grabbed my hand
to help me through the water?
But you reach onto this guy's bare chest
and rub the bug off of him.
WOMAN: And I flick it off.
Now, let's talk about what the issue is right now.
You're acting a certain way when we get out here.
You're walking away every five seconds.
Like, how are we supposed to become friends?
I feel rejected from you, like, you don't
even want to be my friend.
I feel like I'm talking to an emotional teenage girl.
I know he's not feeling so secure right now.
You're just doing your own thing,
and rubbing bugs off of the surf instructor,
and walking away from me every five seconds.
I'm sorry.
I should have asked for a female instructor,
so that you wouldn't have-- MAN: I'm not saying that.
--your feelings hurt.
MAN: I'm not saying that.
But when you sit there and you say that your husband
can't touch you--
This is really--
this is really sad.
MAN: So I got a lot of [BLEEP] to say right now, man.
I'm [BLEEP] pissed off.
And it's like I'm stuck in this situation with this girl,
with this thing.
I just want to have a good time and get along with this girl.
She's so f-- cold to me, man.
So cold to me.
WOMAN: I'm miserable.
I'm looking at him.
He's miserable.
We're not talking.
And we certainly aren't going to be
able to build chemistry if it keeps going on like this
because it is gnarly.
It's bad.
MAN: I'm very well aware of the fact
that not everyone's going to be attracted to me.
But she's not really my type either.
Heather's no spring chicken.
You know, they say if men age like wine, women age like milk.
She's 32 years old.
In dog years, she's, like, 180 or whatever.
So you do the math.
And ah, I don't know.
She's not attracted to me.
Ah.
This isn't the type of marriage I wanted to have.
Oy vey.
I can't be optimistic about our future.
I'm still committed to our obligation.
And I'll still do what I can.
But I don't know how we're going to get through it.
I mean, it was obviously on my mind that I wasn't sure,
like, if you were attracted to me.
That's, like, why I asked at dinner.
Like-- - I know.
--I don't know.
You haven't kissed me yet.
I just think it's, like, odd that you haven't
kissed me yet, like, at all.
Oh, man, you want to talk about that now?
I don't know.
I just feel like we needed to talk about it last night.
It was good.
I feel much better after talking about it.
It's, like, pretty terrible, like, in general.
But we both, like, took a huge risk here,
and you could have looked like something different.
Like, it was literally, like, we had no idea
what was going to happen.
So you could have been the one that, like--
MAN: It's not-- - --was not what I wanted.
--just all physical.
I know it's not all physical.
And that's-- and I definitely agree with that.
So I feel like I just really lucked out that, like, a--
like, also got the physical for me.
But so, like, I guess it's going to be harder for you.
My husband isn't attracted to me.
So knowing that that could be a reason why this marriage fails
is very disheartening.
Can we see where it goes?
I'm hoping that attraction will grow between us
as we spend more time together.
I'm still--
I'm still here.
Same.
Good.
You ready to wash some clothes and fold them?
No.
What the--
Game.
Dude, relax.
Like, this is ping-pong.
I don't like you in competitive things.
Because I'm a competitor?
WOMAN: No, because you're a sore loser.
Show me a graceful loser, I'll show you somebody
who's not used to winning.
And that's just-- that's not a bad quality to want to succeed.
But I think that anybody can [BLEEP]
rationalize why they have deficiencies
in their character.
I feel in a competitive moment, you
feel the need to diminish my light
in order to shine brighter.
Ah, aye-yi-yi-yi.
(SINGING) Aye-yi-yi-yi.
What's so funny?
You're funny.
If you have something to say, say it.
MAN: I don't have anything to say.
Well, good, then don't say anything.
Well, don't do that again, because that's, like,
borderline, like, disrespect.
Please don't do that again.
This is some disrespect.
Don't reject your husband.
I think I don't have it in me to stay with her.
WOMAN: He said he didn't want to be married anymore.
And that is the worst thing you can say to somebody like me.
He could have said anything else
to me, anything else in the world,
and I would have forgave him.
That, for me, is unforgivable.
I would like to offer you an apology for about earlier.
Do you want to be married?
I just want to be married the right way.
I've spent most of my 20s trying
to convince men that they wanted this and that I was worth it.
And I'm at a point where, like, I will not convince
my husband that I'm worth it.
What can I help you with?
See me.
(CRYING) You don't see me.
I'm just over this.
I don't want to do this with you.
I don't.
I don't want to eat with you.
I don't want to do any of this with you.
WOMAN: What'd you do with your ring?
I know.
I was just feeling for that.
I think I left it at the hotel.
It's all good.
WOMAN (VOICEOVER): The sad thing is
is that didn't even bother me.
I was thinking about why the experts may have matched us.
I'm too aggressive for your personality.
You're very passive.
Extremely passive.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
And I have to do what I have to do
with the situation that's presented in front
of me, which is wear the pants.
Maybe we should play dress-up.
You can wear my outfit, and I'll wear yours,
and then it'll feel right.
That sounds terrible.
No.
He's a vanilla wafer, and I'm, like, a Samoa cookie, OK?
And I need them to play into their gender role.
I will crush them.
I have to be with, like, a manly man.
You flat-out said I'm not a man's man,
but I'm not changing who I am just for someone overnight.
Aha!
There you go.
You feel good?
I'm short, but I still got you, bitch.
This is fun.
MAN: No, that's fake.
Do you really think you know me well enough to say
what's fake and what's not?
MAN: No, not at all.
WOMAN: OK, so then please don't call me fake, OK?
Oh, OK.
How about you don't call me, you know, a [BLEEP] or call me
not a man's man.
This is the first moment that you have said
something that you don't like.
And if you don't like it, you have the right
to tell me you don't like it, but at the moment
that I tell you--
Right.
No, I get that.
--not when we're playing tetherball
out of [BLEEP] nowhere.
I understand that.
I will do that in the moment from now on.
It's great constructive criticism.
So thank you.
I appreciate that.
If you're not OK, I'd appreciate it
if you'd just say it's not OK instead of smiling and nodding
because clearly, that's not going to work with anyone.
I'm good.
I want to move forward from where we're at now.
How can you expect me to do that when you just, like,
unloaded on me for absolutely no reason?
MAN: I probably did let it build up too much.
And so going forward, I want to change that.
So I apologize for doing that.
That's not the right way to communicate.
WOMAN: Cool.
I'm hungry.
MAN (VOICEOVER): What the hell just happened?
No.
No?
I just--
I feel like we have kind of a chemistry issue, you know?
What do you--
I'm so confused right now.
I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, I just--
even when we're just riding in the car and standing there,
that could have been time we could
have just talked a little bit.
So then, why don't you just engage me?
Well, because it's one of those things.
It's there or it's not there.
I can't force it.
I'm like, what the [BLEEP] is going on?
For a couple that's been together for this amount
of time, you would think--
For five days?
You would think maybe we'd be able to just--
I don't know-- be around each a little bit more.
But it just felt kind of off there.
And maybe just you were focused.
I think it's you.
I don't want to hold hands with somebody that I
don't feel, like, reciprocates when I'm
trying to open up or talk to.
I just kind of felt slighted a few times.
No, I just want to feel like the person I'm married to could--
possibly, I could feel comfortable with.
We can open--
You should! But that's the thing--
But I don't. I don't.
- I feel-- - I don't get it.
I don't. I'm sorry.
I don't get this.
I feel like I-- - I'm OK.
--you and I are good.
We're fine.
Apparently, I'm not paying enough attention to him.
MAN: When I try and open up with you,
I don't feel like you're really attentive.
Because I started to feel somewhat of a distance,
I just I feel like I was connecting, it was hard for me
to be affectionate.
Just got back in stranger mode.
So--
It's happened on more than one occasion.
And it makes me just want to be further and further away
from you.
Right now, your expectations are unrealistic about where
we stand.
We are six days in.
Six days in.
That's it.
Married or not, we are two strangers six days
in with each other.
I'm trying my best not to throw up.
And I don't think he realizes the severity
of how I'm feeling right now.
Jamie's making jokes.
It didn't make me feel good at all.
I just shut down.
And I said F this.
We're back.
I will do whatever you need me to do to help you out.
And I just, like, OK, I'm just going to pull
back from this a little bit.
Like, this is not cool.
That's how you talk to me.
I'm off.
I'm out.