FOLKS, WE REALLY LOVE DOING THIS SHOW, AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT IS THAT IN THE THREE MONTHS WE'VE BEEN
ON THE AIR, WE'VE HAD A LOT OF BIG GUESTS, BUT WE'VE ALSO
DISTINGUISHED OURSELVES BY INTRODUCING SOME GREAT BUT
LESSER KNOWN PROJECTS.
FOR INSTANCE-- AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS
LITTLE MOVIE COMING OUT CALLED "STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I JUST WANT TO DO MY PART TO
MAKE SURE PEOPLE HEAR ABOUT IT.
THE "STAR WARS" PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY DOING THEIR PART.
THERE ARE TIE-INS TO THE MOVIE EVERYWHERE: "STAR WARS"
LIPSTICK, "STAR WARS" LUGGAGE, "STAR WARS" MUSCLE CARS,
"STAR WARS" ORANGES.
I'M NOT SURE HOW THEY WORK THOSE INTO THE MOVIE.
I'M THINKING MAYBE THE NEW DEATH STAR?
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO SPOIL THIS MOVIE FOR ME.
THE WHOLE GANG IS COMING BACK.
CARRIE FISHER ADD LEIA.
BEST OF ALL, HARRISON FORD IS REPRIZING HIS ROLE AS HAWN SOLO.
THERE HE IS THERE IS HE IS, APPARENTLY COSPLAYING AS DOROTHY
HAMILL.
FOR FANS LIKE ME, HAN SOLO IS THE GREATEST.
WITHOUT HIM, ALL THE KIDS WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE THIS.
HARRISON FORD COMING BACK ALMOST DIDN'T HAPPEN, AND I KNOW
BECAUSE I OBTAINED EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE ORIGINAL
MEETING WHERE J.J. ABRAMS SOMEHOW CONVINCED HARRISON FORD
TO REPRIZE THE ROLE OF HAN.
BOTH BOTHANS DIED TO BRING US THIS FOOTAGE.
JIM.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HARRISON.
HEY.
>> HI.
>> J.J.
>> YEAH, YOU DON'T-- REMEMBER ME?
>> JAY!
>> YEAH, J.J., HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD, I-- >> I WROTE--
>> YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
>> I WROTE "REGARDING HENRY."
REMEMBER THE MOVIE WE DID.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> I'M DIRECTING NOW AND I WAS-- DIRECTING?
>> YEAH.
>> OH, WOW, THAT'S GREAT.
A STEP UP.
THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU.
>> JAY-- >> J.J.
>> J.J.
>> YEAH.
>> LISTEN, I'M MEETING A GUY.
>> YEAH, YOU'RE MEETING ME.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE.
>> WHAT'S THE NEW MOVIE?
>> "STAR WARS."
>> THE SPACE THING?
>> YEAH, YEAH, AND I WAS HOPING WE COULD TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU-- YOU COMING BACK AS HAN SOLO.
>> I DID THAT, MAN.
I MEAN, DIIT, WHAT, TWO TIMES, AND I-- I'VE BEEN THERE, DONE
THAT.
>> YOU DID IT THREE TIMES.
IT WAS-- >> THREE TIMES.
OH!
>> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO, YOU KNOW-- TO COME BACK AND--
>> I DON'T GO BACK, MAN.
I GO FORWARD.
>>, OF COURSE, YOU DO, BUT, LAWRENCE CASS AND I ARE WORKING
ON THE SCRIPT.
>> WAIT A SECOND, HE'S THE GUY WHO PUT THE EWOKS-- HE DID THE
EWOK THING?
>> I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS HIS IDEA.
>> I HATED THOSE EWOKS.
>> HE'S ONE OF THE GREAT WRITERS --
>> HEY, J.J.
HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I GOT OFF WORK EARLY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD COME OVER AND
SAY HI.
THIS IS SUPER EXCITING.
>> THIS ISN'T A GREAT TIME.
>> OKAY, OKAY.
COULD YOU GIVE US A MINUTE-- >> THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
>> WE'RE HAVING A MEETING.
>> OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!
HARRISON FORD!
I AM AN ENORMOUS FAN.
>> SHHH!
>> I'M SORRY.
( BLEEP ), FORD!
WOW!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M HERE FOR A DRINK.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DRINK?
>> YOU SAID LET'S GET A DRINK.
>> YOU KNOW THIS GUY.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> I'M IN TOWN "CASTING FOR STAR WARS."
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.
I'M TALKING WITH HARRISON.
>> ARE YOU UP FOR A PART?
>> I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVEN'T CAST HAN SOLO YET.
OOIRK WORKING ON SOME MOVES.
I THINK I HAVE IT DOWN.
IS IT LIKE THIS, AND LIKE THIS, AND THEN... THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
>> DID YOU DO YOUR OWN SOUND EFFECTS, BECAUSE I'M WORKING ON
IT.
>> NO.
>> PEW!
PEW"P" PANG!
PEW, PEW!
>> WOULD YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M JUST TRYING TO GET INTO CHARACTER HERE.
>> THIS IS CARRIE FISHER.
HOLD ON.
>> FOR WHAT REASON?
>> CARRIE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE IN.
>> J.J. IS LOOKING FOR A HAN SOLO.
I'M TRYING TO GET CHARACTER DOWN.
>> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> DO THAT AGAIN.
>> HE BLOCKS THE LENS WITH HIS FINGER.
LOOK, LOOK!
>> DO YOU THAT.
>> ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
>> NO, I WAS JUST-- I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO BE IMPRESSED.
>> LOOK!
LOOK!
>> WOW.
>> I DON'T DO THAT!
>> YES, YOU DO!
YOU WAG.
I HAVE BEEN TAKING HARRISON FORD VOCAL LESSONS.
HOW DOES IT SOUND?
IT WASN'T ME.
IT WAS THE GUY WITH ONE ARM!
HE KILLED MY WIFE.
YEAH?
>> THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE?
>> IS THIS YOUR IDEA TO BRING HIM HERE?
>> IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT, I GUESS I NEED TO CONSIDER MY
OPTIONS.
>> HE NEEDS OPTIONS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PRESSURE SOHIM FROM DID ME.
>> IF YOU'RE SAYING NO, I GOTTA--
>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MAN IS GOING THROUGH.
THINK ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE FOR ONCE, HARRISON FORD.
LOOK AT HIM.
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
IT'S DECAYING BEFORE OUR EYES.
>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT-- THIS IS AN OPTION?
>> I'VE GOT THE OUTFIT.
I'M 90% OF THE WAY THERE.
>> YOU'RE BRINGING IN A YOUNGER HAN SOLO, RIGHT?
>> JUST, LIKE, FRESHER.
>> JUST SOMEONE WILLING TO DO IT.
>> DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
TOUCH IT?
COLOR IT OR SOMETHING?
>> I DON'T DYE MY HAIR.
>> DON'T, EITHER.
>> I DON'T DYE MY HAIR, MY FRIEND.
AND THE CARPET MATCHES THE CURTAINS.
LET ME JUST TELL YOU THAT.
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?
>> I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE APARTMENT.
>> I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WILL DEDICATE MY PERFORMANCE TO
YOU.
I DON'T WANT A CREDIT.
I JUST WANT TO SAY, "TO THE MEMORY OF HARRISON FORD."
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MEMORY OF HARRISON FORD?"
>> BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD EVER FORGET.
>> I'M ( BLEEP ) HERE.
>> LISTEN, STEPHEN, IT'S VERY NICE OF YOU TO BE HERE BUT IT'S
NOT VERY RESPECTFUL TO HARRISON.
>> CAN I PITCH ONE MORE THING?
>> SURE.
>> IT'S HAN DUO.
HAN AND HIS BROTHER FRAN, AND WE'RE TWINS.
AND ONE OF THEM REMEMBERED TO MOISTURIZE.
>> IT'S HAN SOLO.
>> BUT THERE ARE TWO OF US NOW.
>> I WORK ALONE.
I DON'T NEED YOU.
HE DOESN'T NEED YOU.
SEE YOU LATER, JAY.
>> J.J.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> SAY HELLO TO GARY FISHER.
>> CARRIE.
>> CARRIE-- GARY.
SAY HELLO FOR ME.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU.
>> YOU, TOO.
>> HEY, HE LEFT HIS PHONE.
>> GIVE ME THAT!
( APPLAUSE ).
>> I'LL DO IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> YOU WILL?
( APPLAUSE ) >> WAS THAT OKAY?
>> THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> YOU GOT IT.
SEE YOU LATER.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE WELCOME,
GALAXY.