- [Orange] Hey yo, it's Agent O
back again with another gaming video,
and we're gonna play some more Temple Run 2!
- Heck yeah! - The Frozen Shadows update.
- Let's go!
- [Pear] Yeah, I've never actually played this game before.
Whoa my God! What is that thing?
Get away! Run!
- Pear - Run, Orange, Run!
- [Orange] Pear, are you gonna be okay?
- [Pear] Yeah, I'm totally fine, I didn't get freaked out.
It's fine. - Yeah, yeah
- [Pear] I've just never played this game.
I was a little surprised, that was it. (laughter)
- [Orange] Yeah, you were a little scared Pear, come on,
- No - Scaredy-Pear!
- No - Scaredy-Pear! (laughter)
- [Pear] I wasn't scare, I wasn't scared, Dude!
(laughter)
Okay, what's the point of this game?
What are you doing?
- [Orange] We'll I think it's pretty self-explanatory,
but there's a giant, demonic, gorilla-ape
that's following you and it's trying to touch your butt.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Yeah, you're running away from your feelings,
and you don't want the guy to touch your butt.
- [Pear] I'm pretty sure you've interpreted this game in a
much different way than what the game developers intended.
- [Orange] No, no, I don't think so.
I think that's pretty much the rules of the game,
just don't let the guy touch your butt.
- [Pear] I honestly can't see a scenario where the
game developers were like, hey, let's make a game
where a giant gorilla is trying to touch your butt.
- [Orange] Hey, I didn't make the game.
They made the game, I'm-- oh-hoo, running fast!
Running away from my feelings so fast! (laughter)
- [Pear] I don't think your running
away from your feelings either.
- [Orange] Whoa! I hope that tree had a nice fall!
(laughter) Get it?
Well, I guess it's winter, that joke didn't work.
I'm sorry! - Yeah, that doesn't work.
- [Orange] I'm sorry! Hot lava. (laughter)
- [Pear] No, don't start that!
- [Orange] Oh, I see another power up so I can run--
Whoa! What am I doing? - Yeah, grab it.
- I'm surfing safari. - Whoa, whoa.
- [Orange] Am I a ninja turtle? What's going on?
- [Pear] A ninja turtle?
- Cowabunga! - Ow!
- [Orange] I think I'm surfing on top of Barney
the dinosaur's skull.
(laughter)
- [Pear] Yeah, I really highly doubt that.
- [Orange] Well what do you think it is?
It looks like Barney the dinosaur.
- [Pear] I don't know, a triceratops, or something?
- [Orange] A tri--You're just talking crazy now!
- [Pear] I don't even understand you.
- [Orange] Whoa, oh, oh, good thing I had a shield.
I slid on my butt, felt real good! (laughter)
- [Pear] Ow man, all I could think
is ice chunks in your butt crack.
- [Orange] Aw Pear, You're a perv, you're a perv.
- [Pear] I'm not a perv, geeze. (laughter)
(both shouting excitedly)
- [Pear] Run, run, run run, run Orange, run!
- [Orange] Pear, Pear, are you afraid of the butt-touching
demon ape gorilla monster?
- [Pear] No, I'm definitely not afraid, and scared,
that'd be crazy.
- [Orange] I'm just saying because if you're scared,
that might ruin your extreme image.
- [Pear] No way man, I'm not scared.
I'm not scared of anything, demon gorilla monsters,
what are you talking- Whoa! (shouting in fear)
- [Orange] Well that was a new one.
(Pear is heaving)
Pear, settle down, pear, breathe, breathe.
In and out, in and out, there you go, there you go.
You're gonna be okay.
- [Pear] Definitely not scared, just working on my
breathing exercises, that's all. (Orange laughs)
You know sometimes I like to scream and then do
some breathing exercises. - Sure, sure (laughter)
- [Pear] Ugh
- Okay Pear, guess what? - What?
- [Orange] It's your turn!
- [Pear] Oh no, no, it's really okay. I don't need to go.
- [Orange] Oh, you gotta go, you gotta go. (laughter)
(Pear screaming in fear)
- [Pear] Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay I'm surfing.
- [Orange] You don't want him to touch your butt.
- [Pear] I'm surfing, totally surfing.
- [Orange] Yeah, you're totally surfing.
Just don't let him touch your butt.
Don't let him touch your butt.
- [Pear] No, he not to- trying to- not not, he's not trying
to not, no, no, he's not trying to touch my butt.
- [Orange] (laughter) You know what helps?
Sliding on the ground, slide on your butt, you gotta--
there you go, slide on your butt,
that helps, that helps a lot.
- [Pear] How's this helping me?
How's it helping me?
- [Orange] It's not, he just likes
the way it feels on his butt.
- [Pear] Oh, you're not even helping me, Dude, come on now.
- [Orange] Oh Pear, you got a magnetic personality.
- [Pear] No, that's enough, no.
- [Orange] (laughter) Look out for the rocks!
Woo-hoo, oh, that rocked. (laughter)
- [Pear] Okay, we get it, we get it.
- [Orange] In this game, obviously,
you're running away from your feelings
and a gorilla ape demon monster
that wants to touch your butt.
- [Pear] That's not what's happening in this game.
- [Orange] What kinda things do you
run away from in real life?
Let us know down in the comments below.
Pear? What's something that you would run away from
in real life, if it came down a dark alley,
or a creepy cave, and it came at you,
what would you run away from?
- [Pear] Uh, I'd definitely run away from a spider.
- [Orange] Okay, I'd run away from a knife.
- [Pear] Yeah, yeah, definitely a knife, blenders,
anything that could kill or maim us, yeah,
definitely run away from that.
Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball.
- [Orange] (laughter) Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Justin Bieber in a Prius.
- [Pear] Donald Trump's hair.
(Orange laughs)
- [Orange] Pear, you won, you won the game. (laughter)
- [Pear] Thanks, I try, I try.
- [Orange] Pear, you gotta run away
from your feelings faster.
- [Pear] This game is not about
running away from your feelings.
You realize in the beginning, there's an idol.
- [Orange] Justin Bieber's your idol?!
- No, I-- (Orange laughs)
- [Pear] No, I said there's an idol.
It's a trophy.
- [Orange] For winning first at the
bowling for burgers marathon?
- [Pear] No, no. (orange laughs)
And okay, not a trophy, like an idol, like an artifact.
- [Orange] Oh, a boring old thing.
- [Pear] No (orange laughs)
You realize boring old things
are kinda worth a lot of money sometimes.
- [Orange] Really? I'm taking Grandpa Lemon
to the pawn shop right now. (laughter)
- [Pear] Oh Dude, come on!
- [Orange] I slay me.
- [Pear] No seriously, okay.
So you grab the idol, and then run away, and that's what--
It's like Indiana Jones kind of.
- [Orange] Exactly, everybody in that movie
was trying to touch his butt.
- [Pear] Whoa, woo, that was close.
- [Orange] Speaking of butt touches.
See, gorilla demon ape monster wanted to touch your butt.
- [Pear] It doesn't wanna touch my--
- [Both] Whoa!
- [Orange] He slapped you, straight up slapped you.
- [Pear] Scared me, I mean it bored me.
- [Orange] Now he's touching your butt for eternity.
- [Pear] No he's not!
I convinced you to let me watch an ad so I can get a free--
- I hate ads. - Okay, there we go.
Spin the wheel! - Big spin!
Spin that wheel! - Spin that wheel!
- [Pear] What, what, what, what?
- [Orange] Oh no, you got the power up that allows
the demon ape monster unlimited access
to your butt to butt-touch you for 500 meters.
- [Pear] What, what, is that a thing?!
- [Orange] It's a thing, it's only a thing.
- [Pear] What, why would they do that?!
- [Orange] I don't know. (laughter)
- [Pear] Oh, that's not a thing, you were joking.
You were, son of a gun.
- [Orange] So it's totally a thing.
It's gonna happen pretty soon, just a delayed reaction.
- [Pear] No. You know, I gotta say this is
actually a pretty fun game.
I'm digging it.
- [Orange] Yeah, the new updates have some cool stuff,
if you know what I mean. (laughter)
- [Pear] Ah, please don't.
- [Orange] Aw come on Pear, don't give me the cold shoulder.
(laughter)
- [Pear] No, just, no, okay, don't turn this into
a whole thing, where you go on forever with winter puns.
- [Orange] What I'm just saying, this is
snow place for you to be. (laughter)
(Pear growls)
- [Orange] Hey Pear, ice to meet ya. (laughter)
- [Pear] No, Dude, nobody wants it.
- [Orange] Okay, okay, I see what you mean.
Get it? I see? (laughter) It's icy!
- [Pear] No, son of a, Dude!
- [Orange] Hey, what's Christoper Walken's
favorite Christmas song?
- [Pear] I don't know, Jingle Bells, whoa, who whoo!
- [Orange] Whoa, no, no, no.
It's Walken in a Winter Wonderland. (laughter)
- [Pear] Ah, no, no.
- [Orange] Get it? (laughter) Walken in a Winter Wonderland,
Christopher Walken, cause he's walking.
What? Catch my drift? (laughter)
Get it? Snow drift.
- [Pear] Are you gonna stop anytime soon?
- [Orange] Chill out, Pear. (laughter)
- [Both] Whoa, whoa
- [Orange] Yeah, you missed it, good job, good job.
- [Pear] I'm just saying you gotta have a little respect
at least cause look at my high score.
Look at my score compared to what you go first time.
- [Orange] Big words for someone surfing on top of
Barney the dinosaur's head. (laughter)
- [Pear] What? What does that have to do with anything?
- [Orange] I'm just saying, if you break a million points,
I'm gonna eat my hat.
- [Pear] You're not wearing a hat.
- [Orange] Perfect, then it's settled. (laughter)
- [Pear] Yeah! I love it when I'm invincible.
It's so much fun. It's so much fun to get those power ups.
- [Orange] See, now you're getting into it, Pear.
- [Pear] You're right, I'm totally extreming it, Dude!
- [Orange] Now you're just taking it too far.
- [Pear] Fair enough.
- [Orange] I think we've given these guys
a lot of really good ideas for
the next update to Temple Run.
- Oh yeah. - After this.
I mean Justin Bieber in a Prius?
Just imagine being chased by that. (laughter)
- [Pear] Ugh, environmentally-friendly Justin Bieber, huh.
- [Orange] Well. (laughter) Alright, you guys,
you guys gotta let us know what you think they should update
in the next game, what they should use,
for the thing that's chasing you. (laughter)
- [Pear] Oh yeah, doing barrel rolls man.
I love jumping on this thing, this skull.
- [Orange] I was wondering what you were talking about.
- [Pear] Does a flip, it's awesome.
- [Orange] Hey Pear, make like that tree and leaf!
- [Pear] No, I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Oh, look at my score, look at my score!
- Oh man. - Oh yeah!
Broke a milly. I got a milly, Dude!
- You got a milly. - Got a milly.
- [Orange] You gotta milk that
mighty million with a monster to Montana, yo.
- [Pear] What?
- [Orange] Um, (fart) (laughter)
- [Pear] Oh Dude! Why did you do that?
- [Orange] What, what, sometimes I like to break awkward
silences with farts, works every time, breaks the silence.
(laughter)
- [Pear] Yeah, could you not, please not do that?
- [Orange] Would you look at that?
You're up on your way to two milly.
- [Pear] Heck yeah man, if you had galoshes,
you'd be eating those too.
- [Orange] What?
- [Pear] You know, cause you said you were gonna
eat your hat, but you didn't have a hat, so.
I was saying if you had galoshes,
you'd be eating those too if I hit two million.
- [Orange] Does anybody actually use the work galoshes?
(both shout)
You didn't get to two milly.
- [Pear] Son of a gun.
- [Orange] Well hey, at least you didn't
get touched in the butt to end the game.
- [Pear] They're not trying to touch your butt, Dude.
They're just trying to get the idol back.
Probably murder you in the, in the, you know--
- [Orange] Baby back, baby back, baby back,
baby back, baby back, ribs! Yeah!
- [Pear] That's not annoying, that's not annoying at all.
- [Orange] Well Pear, there's something to strive for here.
I gotta beat your high score next time.
- [Pear] You're not gonna do it cause it's an extreme score.
- [Orange] Yeah, and you're an extreme wierdo.
- [Pear] Hey, seriously?
- [Orange] Alright guys, thank you so much for watching.
Make sure you hit that like and subscribe buttons.
Do everything you can to make this the most popular video
on the internet cause it totally deserves it, yay.
- [Pear] And guys, keep extreming it,
whatever you do, okay?
- [Orange] Whatever that means, okay, until next time,
Later hot potatoes.
- [Pear] Extreming it out!
- [Orange] Extreming it out?
- [Pear] Totes, totes my floats.
- What? - Whatever floats your totes.
I mean, boats.
- [Orange] Are you okay, Pear?
- [Pear] I think I've been blown up
by TNT one too many times.
- [Orange] What, there's no such thing, in fact,
here's a case of TNT for you right now.
- [Pear] Dude! What are you doing?
Don't put TNT here!
- [Orange] What? It's a TNT surprise.
- [Pear] I don't want it, what did I just say?
- [Orange] I believe I distinctly heard you say,
please light this TNT.
- [Pear] No, I did not say that!
- [Orange] So, no splodie- time?
- [Pear] What do you think?
- [Orange] Hum, I think, time to light it.
- [Pear] Dude, what are you doing? No, don't light.
- [Orange] Lighting the TNT.
The only good TNT is lit TNT.
- [Pear] (blowing) Blow out the light! No No!
- [Orange] It's a super-secret surprise, Pear.
Just embrace it.
- [Pear] No, why? I never asked for TNT!
(orange laughs)
(huge explosion)
- [Pear] I am not cleaning any of this up, you know.
- [Orange] It was like this when I found it.
- Agh! - Later Hot Potatoes!
(orange laughs)
- [Video Game] Piece of cake
- [Orange] Yeah, I want a piece of cake, where's whoa--
Big bird turds, eww, oh, I got em all.
Feels like Pokemon. (laughter)
I didn't wanna collect the big bird turds. (laughter)
(Ghosts moan) Growdy!