IN HERE, YOU ACTUALLY SAY AFTER YOU'D DONE "UP IN THE AIR," YOU
WERE TOTALLY BUSTED.
>> IF BY "BUSTED" YOU MEAN BROKE, YEAH, YEAH YOU WERE
NOMINATED FOR THAT, WEREN'T YOU?
>> WEIRDLY, IT DOESN'T COME WITH A CASH PRIZE FOR BEING
NOMINATED.
I FELT VERY WEIRD LIKE BEING-- YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF LIVING
THE EXACT SAME LIFE.
AND KIND OF WEARING BORROWED CLOTHES AND PRETENDING I WAS
REAL FANCY.
AND THEN, YOU KNOW, GOING BACK TO MY APARTMENT.
WHICH THE DAY I MOVED OUT, THEY REDID IMMEDIATE-- LIKE I FOUND
OUT THEY GUTTED IT AND REDID IT, BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, NO,
NO ONE WOULD RENT THIS APARTMENT AS IT IS NOW."
>> Stephen: YOU COULDN'T HAVE CRASHED WITH CLOONEY?
>> I KNOW, WHAT A STINGY BASTARD.
>> Stephen: OVER ON LAKE CUOMO.
WHAT A JERK.
HERE'S THE DISTURBING THING I MENTIONED BEFOREHAND.
>> I'M GLAWD DIDN'T FORGET.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWED A LOT AND YOU SAID
ON THE BOOK-- THIS IS ON PAGE 186-- YOU GOTTA GET THE BOOK--
PAGE 186 OF "SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY."
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO READ.
YOU SAID BEING INTERVIEWED BY PEOPLE, "EVERY SINGLE TIME I
PICTURE THEM--" MEANING THE PERSON INTERVIEWING YOU--" I
PICTURE THEM HAVING SEX.
>> I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
>> Stephen: I DON'T MEAN TO.
IT JUST HAPPENS.
I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
DO THEY HAVE THAT SAME CRAZY ENERGY?
ARE THEY LIKE, 'WOW, JANET, THIS LOVEMAKING IS SENSATIONAL.
IT'S ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT'."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW THEN--
♪ ♪ ♪ >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW, THEN, MISS KENDRICK--
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
>> Stephen: I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU THREE TIMES.
HAVE YOU PICTURED ME-- ( LAUGHTER )
DOING ANYTHING OTHER THAN INTERVIEWING YOU DURING THOSE
TIMES?
YOU SAY EVERY SINGLE TIME.
ARE YOU LIKE IN THE BOOK OR DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL US
RIGHT NOW?
>> I WILL -- >> LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU SAY IT?
COME ON.
( LAUGHTER ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW.
>> YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL.
( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: FOR A MAN MY AGE.
>> IS THAT ANY CONSOLATION.
>> Stephen: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE HERE, AND MANY TIMES WE'RE
TOGETHER WE SING TOGETHER.
>> I KNOW.
I WAS SORT OF SECRETLY HOPING WE WOULD SING.
>> Stephen: I'M A LITTLE BUSY IN A MILD PANIC ABOUT THE
ELECTION.
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO LEARN A SONG.
WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO DO SOMETHING--
>> THE SONG THEY KEEP THINKING ABOUT, BECAUSE THIS YEAR HAS
BEEN-- 2016 HAS BEEN KIND OF A BITCH, AND I KEEP THINKI THINKIN
THIS SONG-- WHICH I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW.
YOU MUST KNOW IT.
SONDHEIM "I'M STILL HERE" FROM "FOALS.
>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING IT.
>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE SONGS THAT MAKES ME FEEL EMPOWERED AND
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH IT -- >> WOULD YOU SING A LITTLE?
>> JON, DO YOU KNOW IT?
>> Jon: YEAH, I'LL TRY IT OUT AND SEE
♪ GOOD TIME "AM I IN THE RIGHT KEY.
>> Stephen: I PROMISE YOU DON'T.
I PROMISE I DON'T ♪ GOOD TIMES AND BUM TIMES
♪ I'VE SEEN THEM ALL AND, MY DEAR, I'M STILL ♪
REALLY?
>> Stephen: NO, I DON'T ♪ PLUSH VELVET SOMETIMES
SOMETIMES JUST PRETZEL AND BEER.
BUT I'M HERE ♪ I'VE RUN THE GAMUT A. TO Z.
♪ THREE CHEERS AND DAMN IT, C'EST LA VIE
♪ I GOT THROUGH ALL OF LAST YEAR AND I'M HERE
♪ LORD KNOWS AT LEAST I WAS THERE
♪ AND I'M HERE ♪ OH, I'M REALLY FEELING MY OATES
NOW.
♪ LOOK WHO'S HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ WE'RE STILL HERE ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: ANNA KENDRICK, EVERYBODY!
"SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY" IS OUT NOW!