So what you're saying is
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
[music]
Ok so this WTF is a very special edition.
For those of you who don't know, we visited Japan on the weekend, [oh yes!]
So we decided to make this WTF Japan edition. [Oh boy!]
And, boy, did we ever get a treasure for you guys!
Now, at first, if you follow us on Twitter,
you'd see that we posted a picture of what would have been the perfect WTF Japan,
It was called the Miracle Boober.
Now, we wanted to buy it because it said Miracle Boober on it,
But what it was: it turned out to be some pills
that would miraculously grow your boobs,
and we didn't actually want to use those pills so we had to pass on that.
But…we found a cheap and safe alternative instead:
Duh duh nuh! Instant boobs!
Ok so I don't know if you guys can see how extremely happy this man is
but on the back here [I'd be that happy as well]
he's like "oh, I feel so sad. Life is so BOING!"
Now he's like "I'm the happiest man ever!"
Isn't your life so much better if you just grow some instant boobs?
Now, I want to know why there's a guy on the cover!
How do you know that's a guy?
Shouldn't this be a girl?
He's got a tie on his head!
This is like a drunk old guy or drunk Japanese old guy
who's at a singing room at the end of the night
and he's like "I could really go for some boobs!"
Except this is the Japan version
So they don't have ajusshis [old guy]
I don't know what it's called.
They have…samurais?
I don't know.
Ok so what's really funny about this is that we got this from Daiso
which is like a Japanese dollar store,
and they have them in Korea as well,
but they have nothing like this in the Korean stores!
Never saw it in Korea,
Like, they've got sponges and glasses and cups,
but like I've never seen anything like this.
I can just imagine someone going through the import checklist
being like "Glasses: check; chopsticks: check; Instant Boobies: …."
Oh, pass,
and like crosses that out awkwardly.
Next one on the list: I can't even read that out loud.
Ok let's grow some instant boobies!
Ok, so step 1: I have to unbutton my shirt
Yes
[sexy intoxication music]
Here we go:
INTOXICATION
KISS AND TOUCH ME
RUB MY BANANAS!
OMG I don't even know how this works.
Ok pull that out [we're struggling here]
Ok, there you go.
Oh my! OH! OH MY!
Ok wait a second, wait a second.
So you gotta stick them on.
I think this sticks on, and then you have to pump them.
I gotta pump em.
OK SO…
I think we're ready.
Wait a second!
According to the instructions, you should be somewhat unhappy,
And you should squeeze, squeeze your instant boobs,
Don't I have to cover myself up first?
Well, he covers the shirt, and then he pumps them,
and then they like spring open.
But shouldn't we see it happening?
I guess, alright.
What should we do? We're just gonna cover it like this.
We're gonna pump it.
Ok ready?
Ok ready.
I gotta pump my chest.
Oh God! One broke!
Oh God! I have only one working!
This one's broken!
Oh God!
There you go!
Oh God!
Ah the other one's coming out.
OMG Simon [OMG!]
Oh my…OMG!
Wow!
You can hear it filling out.
This is amazing! They keep, they're really filling out.
This is too tight. I don't wanna bust my shirt open.
Ah! Explodes!
Every guy's fantasy.
Let's take a look at these babies.
Can we, like, censor these afterwards?
Let me just cover my nipples.
Ok go for it.
Oh God! The indecency!
This one is growing quite firmly. [That's what she said]
It is!
It's cold also at the bottom.
Oooh! I wonder what's in here.
Why's it so cold?
Oooh it is cold. You're right.
Dry ice?
I wonder if…I bet you it's dry ice.
I bet you you crack some kind of dry ice and have a gassy chemical reaction.
I don't know.
You know what? The same way how…DERP
The same way how for science experiments
you put dry ice in a beacon with water,
and then you put a balloon on top and the balloon would inflate
I bet you that's what this is.
Oh boy Simon.
Pop yo colla!
Ok act like a girl. Do something exciting.
Oh! Man ambiguously related to me! No!
How? [something] Guy I might have a crush on.
Why?!
Older Brother/Guy Who takes care of me/wtf
YOOHOO!
Guy who I might want to date, but I'm not sure,
Is that really your impression of a girl?
I don't know. What else do Korean girls say?
OH! GUYYYYYYYY!!!!
No, that sounds like a harpy.
Why don't, why don't you. I know: seduce.
Hey cute boy! ANG!
ANG!
Older guy who's totally scrotally cute!
Thank you!
I have a feeling this is going to attract
a completely different demographic to our videos.
OH YOU SEXY HERMAPHRODITE LADY MAN LADY
WITH YOUR SEXY LADY BITS
AND YOUR SEXY MAN BITS TOO
EVEN YOU MUST BE INTO YOU OO OOHH!
Can you hear that?
The sound of your enjoyment?
No!
That's the sound of all of our subscribers leaving
and never coming back to our channel again.
What's that sound? The sound of everyone unsubscribing.
I'm sorry guise! But, just blame Japan, not us!
Next week we'll do something normal. I'm sorry!
Next week we'll do like, you know, stationery.
Or…you know
Or something cute, like your hair bands
Or bowsies.
GONG!