*SMG4 intro*
It's a beautiful day except......
Mario:aHaH
Mario:aHaHaHaHaHaHa!
aHaHaHaHa!
*ded*
Kamek: AGAGAGAGAGAGA (GIVE ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Kamek: I'll end you!
*panics*
Mario: Woohoo! Abra Kadabra!
MARIO MAGIC GOOOooOOOoo
Luigi: Heh? HOLY SHITO!
*Luigi gets turned into a cake*
Mario: C'mon! C'mon!
Daisy: Huh?
Shy Guy aka Toast Guy: Woohoo!
Toad: Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa-
Markimoo: WHAT AM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!!!!
Kamek: Oh hell no!~
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: Take-a that!
Kamek: 360 NOSCOPE!
*ded*
GET
GETGETGGET REKT BITCH
BOFF
Mario: Oooooof~ Mama Mi-
ZAP
Luigi: Mario? *rhythm heaven 10 remix music starts*
*and it begins*
*panics*
*mario scream*
(wot?)
Luigi: Hoh hoh, hah hah! Oooooh yeah!
*panics*
*sexy*
*Mario's fat butt getting louder*
*panics*
Mario: Ow!
*zoidberg woop woop*
Dr. Mario: You're f****d. You're just f****d.
You're a sack of sh*t(?)
Dr. Mario: Oh you mama mia *then gibberish*!
Dr. Mario: MAMA F***ER!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOooooOoooOOOOoOOOO-
Dr. Mario: Yahoo! Wahoo! Yeeah!
*yay*
*panics*
Dr. Mario: Oh she won't hold, she's breaking up!
*mario scream*
Dr. Mario: If you survive, please come again!
*panics*
Kamek: *sings*
Mario: You son of a b***h!
Mario: I'ma gonna get you!
Mario: You can't stop me!
*crash*
*scream*
Making my way downtown, walking past, faces pa-
*crash* Eggman: Oh s**t!
You Are Ded, Not Big Soup Rice
Mario: Mario get you next time!
Eggman: Oh hell no!
Mario: Yaha!
Waluigi: YOU SON OF A B***H!
Move b!tch, get out the way
*triggered*
*scream*
*car lock sound
*is that megalovania evelator music?*
Mario: Get over here! *guile theme plays*
Mario: Come here fishy fishy~
Mario: Oh s**t!
Dramatic Entrance From Mr. PINGAS
Mario: Mama Mia!
Eggman: Fak u!!!!!
(Fire PINGAS GuUUnn!!)
*Pingas intensifies﻿*
Mario: I'm the winner! Wahoo-
Eggman: Surprise Motherf***er!
Kamek: I'll have 2 number 9s...
a number 9 large...
a number 6 extra dip...
*Crazy Mario*
Waluigi: Wah! Waluigi! Wah!
*waluigi time intensifies﻿*
Mario: What the F********K?!
*we are number one but the instruments are all played by waluigi's beautiful and smexy voice*
Waluigi: WAH!
Kamek: A number 7... 2 Number 45s... one with-
Mario: Mama F***er!
Mario: Okey Dok-
Shy Guy: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOASSSST
Mario: F**k this shit I'm out!
*benny hill plays*
Kamek: This is bulls**t! Oh f**k you nerd pervy piece of s**t! *also wat*
*mario scream*
Mario: Mama Mia!
Oh hell no!
Mario: Gotcha B***h!
Cop: JAYWALKINGGGGgg!
Kamek: All done!
F*ck tha police comin' straight from tha unda-
Mario: Don't f***ing run away from me! Mama Mia!
Mario: Oh no!
*WARNING! WARNING!*
Sonic: You're too slow! *mlg green hill zone plays*
Mario: OH S**T!
Sonic: HAVE MY CHILDREN!
(Wot the fak is a sonic? :^) )
Mario: No!
Mario: oooooohh, Dizzy. Oh my head!~
*horror music plays*
Sonic: See you in hell...
Sonic: SUPER MARIO!
Mario: How about no? Tada!
Sonic: HOLY S**T!
Sonic: Woohoo! YOOOLOOO!
*ultimate by denzel curry plays*
*btw this one is animated with miku miku dance (or mmd for short)*
Mario: What the F**K?!
Radio: Relax your arms and shoulders...
Bowser: AUGH!
Radio: Side to side-
rip
Mario: Mama Mia! Noo!~
Mario: Hurry up already! Let'sa get-a going!
Mario: F**k-a dis!
So long GayBowser!
*poor bowser :( 1 like = 1 hug for bowser*
TV: I heard you wanted some pipes clean, eh?~
Mario: Woohoo!
Mario: Oh you mama mia *then gibberish*!
Kamek: Oh fat man, please!~
Mario: I'm not gonna fight you...
Mario: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Mario: Take-a dat!
Kamek: NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO!
*scream*
Kamek: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *also lol*
Mario: Waaah!~
Bob: Huh? Holy crap I'm finally in a video!
*scream*
*gibberish*
Kamek: You darn kids get off my property!
Mario: Oh hell no! Let's see if we can go even faster
*faster intensifies﻿*
GOTTAGOFAST BOI
K. O.
*girl scream then crash. also BOOM HEADSHOT!*
*u r ded*
Mario: Oh boy, finally! I'mma get to move on the ground!
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: Yahoo! *gibberish*
Mario: BIATCH!
Kamek: GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!
*yay*
Mario has some smexy moves ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OHH YEA