- What's my go to workout?
- Running on an empty stomach. - Obviously, not trampoline.
- Not trampoline. - Boxing
- Not climbing. Not rappelling - That would be like
- Boxing. - Kettlebells? Kettlebells?
- Sword fighting.
- Yoga? Pilates - Running.
- It was running. It was running.
- Not really - I definitely like
the running, yeah.
- What are you running from Sebastian?
- [giggles] Myself.
[crowd laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Hello. Welcome and I am Nick.
- I'm Seth.
- I'm Sebastian.
- [giggles] I'm Lily.
- I'm Taylor.
- We're the cast of Pam & Tommy,
and we're gonna test how well we know each other,
for Vanity Fair.
- Okay, guys
and gals, and everyone.
What is my guiltiest pleasure? What keeps me up at night?
- Oh we can do this by committee
- That I get pleasure from [laughs]
- I feel we can...
- Do you paint your toenails?
- I don't, I wouldn't feel guilty about it.
[Lily laughs]
- Yard work?
- Why would I feel bad about that!
- I don't know! - Without the consent
of those whose homes I'm doing it on.
[cast laughs]
- You sneak around at night.
- You have a fetish for single-use plastics.
- Wow. - Oh, that one was guilty
- You can't admit that. - Yeah [laughs]
- Shameful.
- That is. - Terrible
Reality television.
- Oh, I love that. - Hey.
- I feel a little guilty about it cause sometimes,
I'm like, "These people shouldn't be on TV."
- No. - Yeah.
- I'm a fan of the '90 day fiance' verse
[cast laughing]
which would be before the 90 days. 90 days the other way.
The core 90 day fiance. Yeah, there's a lot of
satellite shows. [laughs] I love 'em all.
- Me too. - Okay.
What is the biggest misconception about me?
- I don't think you're misconcepted.
[Lily and Taylor laugh]
- You're an open book - I am.
- You're Canadian.
- I was gonna say that I'm Australian.
- Ohh. - What?
- No, that was a joke. [cast laughing]
I don't know, I feel like there must be someone out there
who thinks I'm Australian.
- Sure, yeah [laughs]
- What word or phrase do I overuse?
- Uh.. Uh? Uh.. uh.
- Uh.. Fuck. -Fuck.
- Fuck? I don't know. I say 'like' a lot.
- Yeah. - I like. I like. I like.
Yeah, like that...
- Like fuck. - Yeah.
- What's my hobby?
- Oh, oh - This one is easy.
- I know what it is.
- Pottery. - Pottery.
- Yeah, you all know. - We knew that, yeah.
- We did it!
- Number one.
[cast laughing]
- What is my dream vacation?
- I assume somewhere with trees like the Redwoods.
Redwood Forest. - Yeah. That's a great one.
- I just picture you with trees.
- Yeah. - Giant trees, ancient trees.
Trees.
- That's a great guess [laughing]
Isle of Skye 17th century.
- Oh, whoa.
- You got a time machine vacation.
- I don't even know what that is.
- I didn't know that was on the table.
- That's interesting.
It's an island in Scotland and, and a period.
- What was happening there then?
[cast laughing]
- Sheep husbandry and Scotch who was being invented.
Number two.
With what historical figure do I most identify?
- Benjamin Franklin
- Johnny Appleseed. -Johnny Appleseed.
- Johnny Appleseed, that's a kind of a good guess.
- Because he was a carpenter.
- Yeah. - Jesus Christ.
[cast laughing]
- Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford and me the Big Three.
- Yes, the only famous carpenters in history are you,
Harrison Ford, and Jesus Christ which is pretty good.
- I wish I had written Jesus Christ.
[cast laughing]
Next best thing, I wrote Billy Jack.
- Oh, Billy Jack.
I thought it said Billy Joel. - No.
- Billy Jack was the karate cowboy.
- That's right.
- That's really cool that you're a carpenter.
- It keeps me out of the pub.
I started building scenery before they gave me dialogue.
- Yeah. That's so cool.
See, I'm really getting to know you. [giggling]
- Yeah. Number three.
What's my favorite drink?
- Scotch.
- Smirnoff Ice.
- Coffee?
- Diet Pepsi.
- The answer is scotch. [cast cheering]
Finally,
Number seven.
- Okay.
- What bring me joy?
- Scotch
- Or Diet Pepsi.
- Sheep husbandry.
- Sheep husbandry, watching Ghost every Friday night
[cast laughing]
- Wood. - My brides singing.
- Aww! [Taylor clapping]
- That's so nice! - That's so nice
- Brings me joy.
- Oh God.
Which Spice Girl do I most identify with?
- Oh, sh.. Posh.
- I don't know the Spice Girls.
- I know one of us will be right.
Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Spicy.
- Spicy? There's no spicy.
- Yeah, spicy ginger.
- Ginger.
- Who is that? I thought there was one.
- I wish there was a spicy spice.
I'd say baby slash sporty.
- Whoa. Little bit of both.
- Alright. Okay okay.
- I was wrong. Not spicy spice?
- Not spicy.
What is my least favorite accent to do?
- I say Northeastern American.
- French. - French.
Oh, that is hard.
- Yeah. - I put Australian like Seth.
- Yeah. The no is 'nor'.
- Nor.
Oh nor.
- What's my favorite karaoke song?
- Something Like Stevie Nicks?
- My heart will go on.
- Oh that's a great one! I've never even thought of that.
- Is not long enough.
- I'll always love you.
- Oh, I love that one too.
But I actually put Shania Twain "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!"
- Oh! Great song!
- That's true.
- As a Canadian, I really identify.
- Oh God, okay. This is the worst question of all the time.
What one word would I use to describe myself?
- Wonderful.
- Wonderful, sporty, Lilly.
- Spicy
- Spicy spice.
- It's actually a word called Jeff which is like,
when you're a Jeff you're like 'oh a bit of a Jeff'
- A bit of a Jeff.
[cast laughing]
- That's funny.
- You're all Jeffs.
- I don't know, I don't feel like a Jeff.
- I feel more like a Gary.
- These are interesting already.
What's my biggest fear?
- Heights.
- Is it spiders?
- Sharks.
- You said it actually.
- Andy Cohen.
- I was right!
- Andy Cohen. Are you afraid of heights?
What happens when you're high up?
- I mean, I definitely get a little scared in an airplane
There's a little dippity dip
I'm always looking at the stewardess and going
'okay'
- You better keep this in the sky
Don't put that on the stewardess, man.
- Was height your answer?
- Yeah, I just said heights.
- That's amazing because you seem so fearless.
- What's my go to workout?
- Go-to workout?
- Oh boy.
- Running on an empty stomach.
- Trampoline.
- Not trampoline
- Boxing.
- Not climbing, not rappelling.
- Boxing.
- Kettlebells? Kettlebells?
- Sword fighting.
- Yoga? Pilates?
- Running.
- It was running. It was running.
Definitely like the running. Yeah.
- What are you running from, Sebastian?
- Myself.
Who's my favorite Avenger.
- Uh oh.. spicy.
- Spicy spice.
- Spicy Avenger.
- Is Groot an Avenger?
- You would be yeah.
- Are you making that up or is that, is that real?
- No. That's Vin Diesel is Groot.
- Vin Diesel is Groot!
- That's right.
- Ant-man?
- Yeah, Ant-man.
- Yeah, I put
- You put Chris Evans as the
- Chris Evans
- Chris Evans, the.. the man
- Ask himself.
- Are you ready?
- I am ready, Taylor.
- To make some serious guesses?
- I think I know you.
- Who's my best friend? Wait,
- Oranges.
- Who's your best friend.
- Yeah.
- Your.. your pet?
- Uh.. dog.
- Yeah. Yes you both were right.
- Tank. - Tank.
- That's a good name.
- Yeah. That's my that's my dog.
- Hi, Tank.
- Aww.
- Is your dog watching?
- Yeah.
- Hi Tank, you're watching
- Hi Tanky if you're watching, she might be.
What do I do to relax?
- I think you cook. A subset of cooking.
- Grapple
- Kill small mammals
- To cook
- And then cook 'em. That's the one.
Walk! The most boring answer imaginable.
I walk and drink water.
- Ooh. I was gonna say breathe.
[cast laughing]
- Okay. If I could only listen to one album,
what would it be?
I don't feel like anyone else got one this hard.
- I'm gonna say Sublime self-titled album
- Spicy spice
- Spicy spice it
- Debby
- I have a great fucking answer.
- Is it like a soundtrack, like the big chill soundtrack?
- It's no, no vocals.
- Whoa.
- Atmospheric music.
- No. Yeah, but more like a classic.
- I went very cla- you all know what this album is.
- Like Beethoven's 5th symphony
- Carmina Burana
- Sort of
- Just a soundtrack
- Music for airports.
- Music for airports?
- I love music for airports.
- Karaoke, karaoke?
- Peter Gabriel, passion of Christ soundtrack.
- A Love Supreme!
- A Love Supreme
- Isn't that a great
- That's a good answer - That's a good answer
- Thank you for joining us here at my classroom studio
Who do we think won the game?
- We all won. - We all won.
- We all know more about each other.
- Yeah. That's the right answer, Seth. There we go.
- We grew our friendships.
- Yeah.