- [Announcer] Live from Hollywood, California
it's Dan Vega's Mega Money Quiz.
- Hi I'm Dan Vega.
Let's get started.
Our contestants Paul and Colleen will flip a square
from our Mega Money Board and it will show a dollar amount.
But remember watch out for the Chunkys.
Chunky eats your points and he gets very mad.
Colleen you're up first pick a square on the board.
- Second row, four down from the left.
- $500.
This red condiment can be put on hamburgers.
- Ketchup.
- That's right, $500 on the board for you.
Good job.
Paul you are up.
- Okay, third row, secon down.
- Okay let's flip 'er over.
It's a Chunky.
Uh oh.
You got a Chunky.
Uh oh chunky's here.
He's gobbilin' up your points.
- Okay what are you gonna do, what's the plan?
He's eatin' your points.
All right.
- Okay.
Ow.
Stop.
He's pullin' my shirt.
- What the hell you doin' Chunky.
You can't wreck his shirt.
You have to figure out what Chunky does
before you come out here.
Go.
- What the fuck man, he wrecked my shirt.
- Don't swear.
Oh my god.
What game show have you ever seen that had swearing in it?
All right, Colleen you have control of the board.
- Third row, Third one down.
- $300, all right.
Melted or cold from the cows utters over time
it will grow mold.
- Is it cheese?
- That's right, it is cheese.
- All right Paul you have control of the board.
- fourth row, four down.
- Uh oh, it's a chunky.
Oh frick.
What do ya, what's this you have a bag?
- What the hell that's my backpack.
- You went into the green room you got his bag.
What are you gonna do with it?
- Hey that's my laptop.
Don't touch that.
Put that back.
- What are you doing with that?
- Hey! - Yeah don't, put that.
- No!
- Chunky.
- Tell him to stop.
- Don't break his laptop, that's expensive.
- Thank you.
No!
- What did I just say?!
Don't break his fricken laptop!
- You gotta pay for that.
- I don't!
- I was just tryin' to. - Don't talk!
You can't talk!
Chunky the mouth on the!
Don't come over by me!
Stay over there!
Figure out what you do!
You had all summer to think of it!
Okay Paul, you just went.
You have control of the board again.
- Third down,
Fourth row?
- That's a Chunky.
- You didn't even turn it over.
- I came up with this game.
I know what all the little things are.
Oh my god.
What is it?
What are you doing with the bag Chunky?
A hat.
- That's my hat.
- What is the hat thing?
You wanna put the hat on him?
Yeah, okay let's see what that does.
- Stop.
Ow.
What, is this?
Fine I'm wearing my own hat.
- We haven't been to the board in a long time.
- Yeah I know Colleen.
This show's gonna suck.
We just gotta figure out like what Chunky's deal is.
Like.
- Well don't throw away the whole.
Don't!
Talk!
The mouth on the thing doesn't move!
It looks fake!
That's- Yeah, that's a good idea.
Dump it.
(chill music playing)