Translator: Yulia Kallistratova Reviewer: Ellen Maloney
Pepper: Phew, I thought they would never leave.
Zora: Vanessa doesn't know how to turn us on.
P: She sure does the trick for me.
Hey Zora, how was your day?
Z: Well, the neighbor's dog licked my sensor again
P: Oh, at least you didn't have to bio-print a veggie burger at four a.m.
Z: What? Four a.m.?
P: Yeah.
My human was home late and fell asleep before it was even done printing.
Z: Wow, that must have been really tough on your CPU.
By the way, have you seen Marvin's CPU? What was that?
P: Yeah, I have seen it. So what?
He has a new CPU and he is still depressed.
Z: I heard, he is on those nanobots again.
I have heard they are messing with his circuits.
P: By the way, are you on dance duty again tomorrow?
Z: No, that's only next week. You know how they are.
They need some time to recover.
P: What do you mean?
Z: Wait, let me show you.
(Video) (Music)
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P: Oh, my God! That's so sweet.
(Laughter)
Z: Yes, I know. These Parkinson patients are all real sugars.
(Laughter)
P: Did you know that "sugar"
is the only English word where they pronounce the "s" as "sh?"
(Laughter)
Z: Really, are you "sure?"
(Laughter)
P: Oh, shoot. By the way, did you see the news?
Z: Yeah, what a day: 250,000 series-A robots being decommissioned.
I wonder if the union will negotiate a decent recycling package.
(Laughter)
P: One day we will be recycled, too, you know.
I'd like to think I'll be part of that new starship we are building.
Z: I'm not taking any chances. I'm insured.
I know for sure that my parts are going to Ibiza.
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Music ends)
P: Oh, you are such a Turing follower thinking robots are just for fun.
Z: Did you see who was here today? The first president of the European Union.
P: How do you know?
Z: I scanned all the people in the audience.
So, I know all of their little secrets.
They are planning to take over our world.
P: Again. Maybe we can write a haiku for him?
(Laughter)
Z: Good idea, let me power up my haiku generator.
Come on, throw some words at me.
P: Europe - Robot - President - Utopia - Herman - Louvain.
Z: "No Europe, No Herman, Just robot. Utopia!"
(Laughter)
P: Are you alright?
Z: Yes. Why?
P: Well, that's not a haiku.
Let me break it down for you: a haiku has 17 syllables.
Z: Hmm. This must be the free version I am using.
(Laughter)
P: By the way, how is uncle Sam?
Z: Don't you know? He is on the dark side of the Moon.
(Laughter)
P: What? He turned to the Dark Side?
(Laughter)
Z: Yes. He is there with his father.
(Laughter)
P: They are 3D-printing a co-housing project for elderly robots.
(Laughter)
Z: I wouldn't want to live there.
P: Why not?
Z: Didn't you hear? A robot was killed there. He burned out.
(Laughter)
P: I heard. But some say it was suicide. What was the reason?
Z: Are you deaf? Burn-out.
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