-Following Disney's recent announcement of what critics
are calling the "Don't Say Gay" bill,
which prohibits Florida public school teachers
from instructing on sexual orientation or gender identity
through third grade,
many conservative Disney fans
have been voicing their opinion
that the park has become too woke,
and even going as far as accusing the company
of promoting the sexual grooming of children.
Here to talk about it are two adult Disney fans.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uh, thank you so much for being here.
-We were already in the area, visiting a Times Square Elsa.
-Okay, great.
So, a lot of conservative Disney fans are upset
that the company is speaking out
against Florida's Parental Rights in Education bill,
also known as the "Don't Say Gay" bill.
How do you feel about it?
-Seth, it is a tragedy.
Disney is trying to indoctrinate our children.
-Okay, and how old are your children?
-Oh, we don't have any. -Okay.
-But it doesn't change the fact
that we go to Disney for the character breakfasts,
not the sexualization of minors.
-Okay, and are you referring to the fact
that the Little Mermaid gets married at 16?
-No, that's okay.
-Oh, and Princess Jasmine was 15?
-That's okay. -And Snow White was 14?
-The boy-girl ones are fine!
-Okay, so that...
that feels a little telling.
-All we're saying is that the intolerant left
is ruining the magic of Disney
for God-fearing, Splash-Mountain-riding
conservatives like us. -Yeah, but how?
-Take last week, for instance. -Okay.
Rebecca and I were trying to ride the Teacups,
and they were like, "Okay, well, we need to put you
with a third rider."
Fine. We're very agreeable people.
-Yeah, no, I think we're all picking up on that.
[ Laughter ] -So we said, "No problem.
Can you just make sure they're straight and unvaccinated?"
And this socialist ride operator
was like, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
-Well, I mean, it does seem like an unreasonable request.
-Sorry I don't want anything gay going on
while I'm riding a little teacup.
[ Laughter ]
-Okay, take the week before.
-You guys went to Disney World two weeks in a row?
-Yes, we love it, and we're very normal adults.
So Keith and I are riding Space Mountain,
and who's sitting in front of us
but a 40-year-old man and a 10-year-old boy.
How sick is that?
-We were like, "You leave Pinocchio alone, Gepetto-phile!"
[ Laughter ]
Made a really big scene. It was really healthy.
-And he was all, "This is my son.
We're on a family vacation."
Yeah, a likely story. -That's a very likely story.
-And then when we got off,
the ride operator wouldn't even say "Merry Christmas."
-Well, it's April. -My God, you're as bad as him.
-Okay, so three weeks earlier --
-Oh, my God, how often can one couple go to Disney World?
-Oh, we're not a couple. We're brother and sister.
-Oh-yoy-yoy. [ Laughter ]
-So we're riding the Haunted Mansion.
[ Laughter ]
This is serious, Seth. -Okay, fine.
Your brother's making a weird face.
[ Laughter ]
-Are you okay? -I'll be fine.
-Is he bothering you? -Yes!
-Anyway, as I was saying... -Okay. Uh-huh.
-...we're riding the Haunted Mansion,
and they have this bride and groom ghost.
-Okay.
-That's the end of the story. Don't you see, Seth?
They're teaching kids if you're straight, you'll die.
-I can't imagine that's the message of the Haunted Mansion.
-Seth, did you know
they won't even let you pull down Minnie's skirt anymore
to see her mouse business? -Why would you want to do that?
-To make sure it's not Mickey in a dress
trying to use the women's bathroom.
-Okay, you know what? I think we're done here.
The problem is clearly you and not Disney.
-Yeah, well, we got to go anyway.
We're circulating a petition to make sure Chip and Dale
can't get within 20 feet of a school.
-Alright, two adult Disney fans, everybody.
[ Applause ] -They're not churros,
they're freedom sticks!
-Make Marsha Blackburn a Disney Princess, you cowards!
-We'll be right back with more "Late Night"!