- Today we touch each other's things.
- Let's talk about that.
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- We are moments away
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- Okay, by the time you're seeing this,
you may be out of quarantine,
but as of the time of filming this,
we are still in our homes,
longing for some sort of personal connection
with people that we care about but don't live with.
Which is why we've come up with this game,
where we're gonna personally connect with things
that we've each personally connected with.
- It's time for, what am I feeling
with my freshly washed paws?
A DVD copy of "Jaws" or my grandma's prized vase?
Earlier this week we went around our own homes
and found some items that we're personally
significant to us,
and then we boxed them up, sanitized them,
and then gingerly dropped them off
at one another's houses.
- I don't know why we were both sneaking around,
because we both knew that we were going
to each other's home to deliver these boxes.
- Right.
- I also don't know why we both had to do it.
Why couldn't you just drop off the boxes
at my house and then pick up the boxes from me?
- That's a great point now that you're making it,
but Link efficiency is not fun.
- Efficiency is my middle name.
I don't know how to feel about that.
- Okay, now we're actually just to use the power of feel
to see if we can figure out what these things are.
- As you can see, he can't.
- Okay, Link I have an item in front of me.
I'm gonna guess it's a box.
- Nope.
You can take the lid off the box,
lift it straight up, grab from the bottom,
lift it straight up, and put it in front of the box.
There you go.
Put it in front of the box,
then get rid of that box.
Pull that puppy back towards you.
Okay, feel away.
Now if you can guess what this is with no hints,
then you get to keep it forever.
And I'll give you a hint,
but at that point,
you only get to keep it for one month.
- Okay.
- Feel away.
- Oh, there's something.
Whoa, this is detachable.
- Don't pull that!
- I'm not pulling it, I'm just gingerly...
I know this means something to you.
- It does, it means something to me.
- Okay, it's some sort of machine.
This thing is like a cylinder that rolls.
I thought it was a phone,
like a big, metal phone.
Because it's got so much weight to it.
- Is that your guess?
- Is it like an old timey typewriter?
- Yeah, it's a keyless typewriter.
(laughter)
- It's an old timey typewriter that you speak into.
- All right, let me give you a hint.
This isn't a blogging site for teens who are fans,
and it won't hold a Negroni, if that was your plan.
- You mean, you can put a Negroni on...
Okay, that's not helpful at all,
but I'll tell you what is helpful.
- Dude, that's a good hint, man.
- I discovered a pulley in the back.
There's a pulley here, that attaches to,
this must be a motor.
This thing must be...
Oh, and a power source.
Hold on.
This can't be what I think it might be.
- What do you mean?
- This is not the original thing that it is, is it?
- I don't know what you're talking about,
you're gonna have to make a guess, my friend.
- Is this the freaking rock tumbler?
(Link laughs) (bell dings)
- All right, take your blindfold off.
You get to keep my rock tumbler for an entire month.
- See, it's kind of like a little keyboard,
but hey, it's got a title, a label on it.
Oh, this isn't the real one, right?
- No.
My original one was that gray color
and then it had a red basin on top that tumbled.
This is technically Lando's
but I kind of consider it to be mine in a lot of ways.
(Stevie laughs)
- Has he tumbled any rocks in it?
- Oh yeah.
We've tumbled lots of rocks.
We need to buy some rocks or find some more or something.
You know, rocks are hard to come by these days
when you're home now.
- Stevie, are you into rock tumbling?
- [Stevie] I had a rock tumbler, yeah.
- Yeah, girl!
That's right! - That's right.
- I knew I liked you for a reason.
(laughter)
I'll add to the list.
All right, so you get to keep that thing for a month.
Incidentally, that'll take you through phase three
of seven in order to fully tumble your rocks.
- You'll have to finish tumbling for me.
Okay, Link, my item for you
is in the not nearly as fancy box.
- Oh yeah, I also want my box back.
- [Rhett] Yeah, where you are getting your boxes these days?
- It's hairy.
Is it dead?
- You know, you don't have to be
too ginger with this, really.
You can just pull it out
and sort of push the box away.
- What is this?
I thought it was a stuffed animal.
- Oh, really.
- It's hairy, there's nothing in the middle but a bump.
There's a bump in there and it's fleshy.
(Stevie laughs)
It just feels like a freaking ball of hair, man.
Dude, this is gross, isn't it?
- It's special.
It's special.
- You're making me feel something gross, homie.
This isn't cool.
- It means something to me.
Don't disrespect it.
- Is it hair?
- I don't think I can say that's correct.
(buzzer buzzes)
Because it might have some hair in it,
but that is not what it is.
I feel like that's disrespectful to say that, honestly.
To just call it hair.
So I'm gonna give you a hint.
I can move, but I have no legs.
I can grow bigger, but I cannot lift weights.
I can hide in your house, but I'm not one of your mates.
But he kind of is.
- You hide in the house, but you're not one of my mates,
but you kind of are?
So like, this is not Barbara's hair, is it?
(Stevie laughs)
I mean, you already said it wasn't hair, right?
- It is not hair, just like I am not skin.
- What is this?
There's a piece of tape in it.
This is just trash.
- Could you stop taking it apart?
- This is a dust bunny from underneath something.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding! (bell dings)
- Oh really?
- It's my pet dust bunny.
- I can't even take my mask off.
- It's my pet dust bunny, Pete, get it?
Like Peter Rabbit.
- Dude, I'm angry.
- I gave you some personal time with my pet dust bunny
and now all you're doing is crapping.
- This is my dining room table.
- Hey, keep it together, bro!
- I gave you something that means something to me,
and you gave me trash, dude.
- One man's trash is another man's treasure.
- Do you realize what could be in this?
Like, I see hairs of all types.
- Probably every person in my family.
(Stevie laughs)
- It's not funny to me.
To somebody it's funny.
Well, you know what, you can give me 20 minutes
to clean all this up,
and you just sit there and face the corner.
- Well, that worked as intended.
Okay, there's an envelope here.
- You know what, man?
I am sore from what you did to me.
- Listen, you had a little alone time
with my pet dust bunny
and all you're doing is complaining about it.
- Just have some quality feeling time.
- Okay.
Wow, it's some sort of material.
It's very flowy.
First I thought neck...
Hold on, dude, it's a freaking pair of underwear.
- Put your thumbs the other way.
- Which way? - There you go.
- I'm not sticking my hand inside, I'm saying underwear.
- This one's kind of a feel and sniff kind of thing.
- I was gonna say they smell fruity.
- Yeah, in that spot they probably do.
- I really don't wanna get into them.
Can I just say underwear and that be my guess
and we can move on?
- That can be your guess, yes.
- Okay, that's my guess, underwear.
- You have to be more specific.
(buzzer buzzes)
So you can't keep that item forever now.
But you can keep this item for a month
and you're gonna want to,
if you answer it correctly with my riddle.
You ready?
- By the way, Mr. Dust Bunny Hater,
this is worse than a dust bunny,
this is another man's underwear.
- All right, here's your hint.
The design is wild and I'm not lying,
you wouldn't want the real thing around these parts,
unless you like the idea of dying.
- Okay, so the design represents something
that you wouldn't actually want
you private parts near.
(Stevie laughs)
So I'm gonna it's a pair of underwear
with a repeating pattern of Lorena Bobbitt's face.
(laughter)
No. (buzzer buzzes)
Hey, I've been waiting for seven years.
I just made a Lorena Bobbitt joke on GMM.
I've been waiting for an opportunity.
- No one's saying it worked though.
- Oh gosh, okay, thanks.
- All right, here's your final hint
to keep these things for a week.
If not, you have to return them immediately.
Okay, so it's underwear,
as I hope by now you're aware.
They feature an animal that is not aquatic,
but is beloved by Joe Exotic.
- It's tiger underwear.
- Remove your blindfold and feast upon that prize.
You get to wear those for a week.
Ladies and gentlemen, these are my lucky underwear.
You know these are my lucky underwear,
you saw me wear these.
- I have forgotten that on purpose.
- We were going to the Streamy's
and we were changing at work,
and I put on my dress pants
and I could see my panty line.
And I said, "Man, I gotta get some briefs,
"don't we have some here at the office."
I started going through underwear
that we had in the dressing room,
and I found this.
I have no clue why we had it,
but I wore them to the Streamy's
and we won show of the year,
thank you, Mythical Beasts.
So those are my lucky underwear now.
(Stevie laughs)
And you get to wear them for a week, man.
You gonna be lucky.
- [Rhett] Look, you can make the tiger talk
when you swing them, look.
- [Stevie] No.
(Link growls)
- [Rhett] Oh my gosh, that's incredible.
- Hey, listen, you're not discovering anything
that I haven't done many times.
- [Stevie] Oh god.
- Oh, this is a heavy box and I know that it's fragile.
And speaking of boxing, that reminds me,
we did an exclusive Mythical Society video
where we boxed up these items
and gave more information about our back stories,
about why they're important to us,
so that's at mythicalsociety.com.
- And also, we've got a couple
of additional secret rounds
that are only available on the Mythical Society as well,
so check that out.
All right, Link, you can pull the item out.
Again, be very careful with it.
This means a lot to me.
So you can pull it out and then move the box out of the way.
And just be ginger with it.
- Okay, I've lost my bearings.
I don't know where my microphone is,
where I'm supposed to be.
- Just be ginger with it.
- Now this is wooden?
It's wood, of course, you're a wood lover.
What is this?
What is that?
It's got a flat piece, then goes...
So it's flat here.
Oh, what is that?
(Rhett laughs)
It could be plaster, like a sculpture.
It feels like wood, but it also feels like plaster.
Is it like bone?
(Stevie laughs)
And then there's a thing here.
What is that?
I thought it was like, a boat propeller.
Is it a boat propeller?
- Is that your guess?
Is that your first guess?
- This feels like a boat propeller,
but then right here, there's two other things.
- Yep.
- It's a sculpture, I mean, I'm gonna need a hint
to know what kind of sculpture.
(buzzer buzzes)
- Okay, good, that means you can't keep it forever.
I'm gonna give you a hint though.
Without this thing, we'd all be fleshy bags on mush,
it gives shape to a face, a neck, and even your tush.
- So it is a bone.
(Rhett laughs)
It's a bone. - It's a bone.
- Do I have to be more specific than that?
- Yes, I wanna know what it is and what it's from.
(Stevie laughs)
- Seriously? - Yes.
You can do it, I believe in you.
- I think this like a human pelvis.
(laughter)
Is this a whale vertebrae?
(Rhett exclaims) (bell dings)
Yes!
It is!
You got it!
How did you go there?
How did you get that?
- I was right.
- It is a whale vertebrae, yes.
- I don't know, it just felt like a vertebrae,
but it was huge.
So I'm like, what's the hugest thing that has vertebrae?
A whale.
- I don't know, specifically what kind of whale it is.
- It looks like a deep sea diving vehicle of some sort.
- Well, technically that's what a whale is.
- So I get to keep this thing for--
- For a month.
For a month, only.
- Yeah, baby.
- Okay, treat it nice.
Put it on a nice shelf.
Don't let your kids touch it,
because their little oily hands
tend to make it degrade.
- I'm just gonna cover it in all the refuse I can find.
Underneath all of my furniture
and inside of my vacuum cleaner.
- Well, listen, you can learn how to make friends
with a dust bunny and it'll improve your mood.
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