- Wait, you're vegetarian?
Really?
But like, where do you get your protein from?
Wow I could never do it.
So like what do you eat?
Wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol?
How can you be a vegetarian?
Wait, you don't eat bacon?
So wait, do you eat eggs?
Well do you believe in abortion?
Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options,
we've got this great salad.
Yeah I was a vegetarian once, for like two days.
Yup, anything marked with a V.
So we've got the.
We've got this great salad.
But you eat fish, right?
Like fish isn't meat.
Fish aren't living things.
Mm-hmm, and we can make any of the pastas vegetarian.
Except that one.
And that one.
And that one right there.
So you don't eat lobster either?
What about shrimp?
What about crab?
Mm-hmm.
Mm, no unfortunately we can't take out the chicken.
Yeah, it's pre-mixed.
Oh my god.
I'm vegetarian too, well except I eat chicken.
I'll take the chicken.
I'm a vegetarian too.
On Tuesdays and Thursdays.
So the grilled chicken pasta is $19.99
and you wanted no chicken,
so that's $19.99.
Is it because you're Hindi?
What's that, you wanted guac?
That'll be three dollars extra.
I have another friend who's Hindu too, yeah.
She doesn't eat meat.
Something about chickens being sacred.
No not at all, don't worry about it,
I have a friend.
She's Hindi too.
What about plants, I mean aren't you killing plants?
You sure you don't want some?
So wait, if you love living things so much,
then what about killing plants?
Oh, wait can I eat meat in front of you?
Picking an apple off a tree is like basically the same
as ripping an arm off an animal.
I mean this is basically like apple picking.
Okay so like, would you eat meat for a hundred dollars?
Don't you miss real food?
What about a thousand dollars?
What about one million dollars?
I don't know, I read an article that was like
people that are vegetarian are ten times more likely to die.
Okay, what if you were trapped on an island
and the only option was to eat an animal?
What if your sister was held at gunpoint
and the only way to save her was to eat a pork chop.
Would you eat the pork chop?
Listen, there's a food chain for a reason.
You know meat's already dead,
so like you not eating it doesn't do anything.
So when you have kids, are they gonna be vegetarian too?
Okay, and for the vegetarian you wanted
the three cheese tortellini.
Oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay?
What if your husband eats meat, would you cook the meat?
Got it, got it.
Must be because you're Hindi.
Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings
and they're okay.
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