Don’t call my line again, OK?
Barrister, this is important.
DON’T CALL MY LINE AGAIN! DON’T CALL MY LINE AGAINNNNN!!!
Dear Subscribers, this is Part 6 of Sir George, the English Knight who is actually a Scammer.
At the end of Part 5, we heard Sir George cursing at Mr Fahad for ripping him off yet again.
In this part, Mr Pricky perseveres in trying to send Sir George the £1000 GBP fee
that would enable Pricky’s stolen funds to be recovered (not!) by Sir George
the so-called ‘scam victims’ funds recovery agent’.
Hello? Sir George, its Pricky!
Oh, Mr Pricky, how you doing?
Sir, I'm doing very well. Sir, I got away from Mr Fahad.
I found another Western Union office. I've sent the money.
OK. Oh sir, when you pick up the money, how long will it be before I get my funds?
It's gonna be 24 hours.
OK, sir. I'm gonna call the number. Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
The number is 4194 - OK 194 - OK - 190
Hello, Mr Pricky… Call the number sir, so I know you've got it correctly.
How am I sure you are giving me the correct number?
This is the correct number from the slip, my friend.
You can track it online, but let me know you've got it correctly, George. Read it back to me.
OK. 419…419…419…0. That’s the number, my friend. You go and get that tomorrow.
How much is it? The funds you told me to send; the £1000 GBP.
But I still remember that you give me this MTCN number before.
No. That was Mr Fahad. That was Mr Fahad. Not me.
OK. No problem. I will check it online now. I will check it online. Let me go online and check it.
George, just to make sure we've got the right number call it one more time before you go online because I'm going to go to bed.
419, 419, 419, 0.
Good boy. You send your papa to collect that money and I’ll wait to hear back from you. Alright.
Can you believe that mug is going to go and check that online? It’s unbelievable, isn’t it?
Yeah. Hello? Hello, Sir George. I missed your call. I’m sorry about that. I was out.
The numbers you gave to me were not correct. Why do you have to do this to me again?
Sir, hang on. The Western Union office I went to, it wasn’t one of Mr Fahad’s offices
but he recommended it to me and I went to this office and the man there knows him
and he took my money and he gave me the MTCN and he wrote it on the back of a cigarette packet
and he assured me it was genuine, sir.
But I told you it wasn’t correct because when I check it online it wasn’t correct at all.
I will go back and then I’ll get back in touch with you. OK. No probs. Thank you, my friend. Goodnight, now.
Yes, hello, Mr Pricky.
Sir, I got the money back from the other office. It was another Fahad scam.
So I’m at a different office now and I’m just waiting to pay the money So, I need about 5 minutes and I’ll call you back.
OK. No problem. No problem about that at all.
Give me about 5 minutes and I'll call you back. Thank you.
You will now hear the use of the word 'Bombaclat'.
It's Caribbean slang, where 'bomba' means backside and 'clat' means cloth.
So, simply it refers to a ‘bum cloth’ or a garment which covers the backside.
It’s a great insult in the Caribbean and it’s also spreading across West Africa
and those who do know what it means would be highly offended if they were called “Bombaclat”.
Hello? Hello, Sir George?
Yeah, Mr Pricky. How are you? OK, Hold on. “Mr Bob, take the phone, it’s Sir George”.
Hello. Is this Sir George Clement? Yeah. Mr Sir George.
Hi. This is Bob Penser. I’m the clerk here at Western Union. How are you today, sir?
I’m fine, and you? Good. Thank you.
I have a Mr Pricky here and he’s gonna send some money to David Lawani.
Yes. That’s true. It is £1000 GBP. Is that correct? Yeah, that’s true.
OK, and I just need to ask you the test question. The test question is ‘What am I?’
Isn’t it ‘one plus one’? No, sir. That’s not what I have. It is ‘what am I?’
OK. Let me talk to Mr Pricky. Yeah. Yeah. Just one second. He went out to smoke.
OK. I’ll take the phone. Thanks, Mr Penser. Hello, Sir George?
Yeah, Mr Pricky. What is the test question and answer? Did you change the test question and answer I gave to you?
I’m sorry, Sir George. I did. I forgot to tell you because I’m rushing here.
I remembered David Lawani and your name and the amount but I forgot the question
I didn’t bring it with me so I’ve had to make up a question.
So, I’ll give you the question and answer. You just have to give the clerk the answer.
So the question that I've made up, sir is 'What am I?'
…and the answer is what? The answer is, ‘I - am - a - Bombaclat’
Sorry? ‘I - am - a - Bombaclat’
I am Bombaclat.
Hello? Sorry, sir…
Sir, the answer is, ‘I - am - a - Bombaclat’.
I am a Bombaclat.
Yes, sir. B-O-M-B-A-C-L-A-T. Bombaclat.
No problem. No problem. Great. Great.
We can get this done, Sir George. I’m gonna give the phone back to Penser.
Give him the answer to the question, my friend and I will give you the MTCN.
Mr Penser, can you take this, please?
Absolutely, thank you, sir. OK. Sir George, I’m gonna ask the test question once again.
It is, 'What am I?'.
Yeah, and the answer is. 'I am a Bombaclat'.
Very good, sir. What does that mean, out of curiosity?
Never mind. Don’t worry. He didn’t tell me.
So he just asked me to tell you that I should say I am a Bombaclat.
So you can… OK. OK. There’s no need, there’s no need to get ‘arseholeish’ about it, sir.
Here. Mr Pricky has the MTCN. Mr Pricky…
OK. Thanks very much, sir. I’ll take the phone. Thank you.
Hello, Sir George? Yes?
Sir George, what answer did you give him? I couldn’t hear your end of the conversation.
Yeah, I told him I am a Bombaclat. Absolutely!
Right, here’s the number, Sir George. Are you ready? Yes.
4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 4 - 4
…and the Receiver's name is David Lawani. OK.
...and listen, you must get the question right, so once more, the question is, ‘What am I?’
How will you answer, Sir George?
I am a Bombaclat.
Am I correct? You certainly are, my friend.
Thank you very much and I wish you a good night. Thank you, Sir George.
Er, Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes, sir.
Excuse me. Yes, sir. Mr Pricky. Yes, sir.
Is this MTCN correct? Are you very sure that this MTCN number you gave to me now is very, very correct?
‘cause the reason why I’m asking is because I don’t want a repeat of what happened before.
So, I really want you to get your funds recovered so you can start celebrating and you can start enjoying all the good things and everything we’ve worked for.
Sir George, we are already celebrating here, I can assure you.
OK. The last time was because you gave me a MTCN number that was not correct.
…and I believe is Mr Fahad that made it happen.
That was Mr Fahad at work, but we’re now dealing with Mr Penis.....Penser.
OK. No problem.
After receiving the same, fake MTCN the second time 419 - 419 - 419 - 0
Sir George sent Pricky a very angry email.
Pricky blamed the problem on Fahad and promised that he would have Western Union Head Office in USA call Sir George to sort it all out.
Hello? Hello, is this Mr Clement?
Yes. Mr Clement. This is Wendy o’Brian with Western Union customer service in the United States.
There is an MTCN in the system and the client who has sent money to you has paid extra for this new service.
If you are unable to complete the recording that you will hear, you will be sent back to me.
If you do not answer the test question and answer correctly, you will be sent back to me. OK.
Western Union MTCN alert. This is a recorded message from Western Union.
Please have a pencil and paper ready.
Our computers have notified us that you have not yet collected your recent money transfer.
To receive this MTCN, Please press or say One for English.
or press or say 2 for Spanish.
One.
I'm sorry. I didn't get that.
Please press or say One for English. or press or say 2 for Spanish.
I said English.
Thank you. Please verify that your name is Sir - George - Clement.
If you are Sir - George - Clement, say “Number One”. One.
Please repeat the answer to your test question: What am I?
I am a Bombaclat.
I’m sorry. I didn’t get that. To verify, please repeat the answer to your test question: What am I?
I am a Bombaclat. I am a Bombaclat.
Thank you. That is correct. You are a Bom-ba-clat.
Yeah.
Your MTCN is:
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't get you at all.
To repeat this message, please press or say One. To speak directly with a Western Union remote location agent, please press or say 2.
Oh, say Two.
Thank you. Please enjoy the music while you wait.
Western Union reminds our West African customers
to not share the MTCN or test question and answer with another person.
There have been numerous reports of ‘dollar chops’ associated with various gangs
including the Fahads and more.
Please be safe with your stolen money!
Thank you for waiting. A Western Union remote location agent will be with you, shortly.
Please enjoy the music while you wait.
Very frustrated by now, 'Sir George' hangs up.