So what is the job again that we're here for?
Is it a show?
It doesn’t matter, I know I won’t get paid so.
It’s Joke House. A brand new reality series…
I am excited.
Where seven Netflix comedians…
What the fuck am I gonna do with [BEEP]?
...are forced to live…
I want to make people get out of their comfort zones.
....in one hotel room.
No, hold no no no.
Who will have the last laugh?
Fuck that.
And who will be the punch line?
What a fucking nightmare.
Find out this season on Joke House.
Joke House.
I brought a gift!
It’s going to be fun, we’re going to have a great time.
What’s up ding dongs.
I sleep naked and I eat in my underwear.
You got a problem with it? You can suck my titty.
Apparently there's no way to get out of this. I guess we’ll see.
Oh my god guys I finally made it. I made it.
I think the most exciting thing that I’m looking forward to
is just remaining friends with everybody here.
That’s good. That’s perfect.
Coming up next on Joke House —
Our comedians learn that bed time can be a real nightmare.
One bed, for all of us.
It’s not a house, it’s a fucking room.
It should be called Joke Room.
This is my bed mofo.
Maz’s bad, haha fuck that.
What the, what the, what the fuck dude that’s my bed.
This is a king bed…
for a king.
I hope you get bed bugs!
And there is no fucking cure for bed bugs.
And then on Joke House —
it’s the sentimental part.
Everyone that’s here needs me.
I don’t like myself.
Oh my god, Fortune.
A lot of people in the house don’t like you either.
But I love you.
Cool.
And then on a special episode of Joke House —
everyone’s pregnant…
I’m gonna need a morning after pill.
Except Maria?
Um, I don’t have any kids.
It’s not because I was barren or that
I was without sexual value on the marketplace —
it just happened that way that I didn’t have kids.
[Rooster crowing]
It’s Joke House.
A little rubber chicken.
And what I do with this is I put it underneath the pillow.
That way I know, when I’m not in the room —
when someone lays on my pillow.
Mhmm, yeah.
[chicken squeaking repeatedly]
Is someone fucking on my chicken?
Next time on Joke House.
Food is scarce and the hunger sets in.
Can I, does anyone have any food on them?
I’m just um hankering for a hunk of cheese.
I’m fucking starving!
On an all new Murder House —
Ari snaps like a twig.
I’m fucking losing it.
First I’ll take out all the women then the men.
Leave us alone!
And then on Joke House —
Maria thinks about that one time she went to the beach.
[seagulls cawing]
Next time on Joke House —
Maz hears a really funny joke.
Coming up on Joke House —
A mysterious object enters the room.
What is that?
Next time on Joke House —
Gina, uhh, what is she doing?
On the next Joke House —
Ari bleeds heavily when he shits.
I bleed heavily when I shit.
Nailed it.
On an all new Maury —
I’m a dad.
You’re not my dad.
Next on an all new Snake House —
we unleash the boa.
Is there a snake in this fucking apartment?
On an all new Cold House —
It’s so cold.
Next time on Joke House —
I hate this place.
Next time on Joke House —
Oh no.
Next time on Joke House. Fortune finds a friend.
Come here you little plant, I'm gonna make you my bitch.
Next time on Joke House —
What the fuck!
Next time on Joke House —
What the fuck!
Next time on Joke House —
The view is nice.
Next time on Joke House —
I’m going to die in this place.
Next time on Joke House —
This is crazy...
Joke House isn’t about murder
and snakes.
It’s about
laughter...
...and snakes.
Can we start over?
From the very beginning?
Coming up next on Joke House —
friendship.
I bleed heavily when I shit.
And Ari’s bleeding asshole.
Ok FUCK.