So, who is in the Send To All box this week?
She's in the most famous girl band in all of history.
WHOOPING And I'll tell you what I want,
what I really, really want.
I want Emma Bunton's phone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Ems!
It's Emma Bunton.
A true national treasure...
..is here!
Fun, fun, fun. How are you, Ems? I'm so good! Do you know what?
I love this part of the show, but I never thought it would be me.
I can't believe it's you, as well. It's very exciting. I'm scared.
Tell us who you are here with tonight.
I am with Jade Jones, my other half.
Jado! Jade's in town! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Go on, Jado! Love JJ.
This is my bezzies. So, I've got Wendy and Zoe!
Wendy and Zoe! Bezzies are in town! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
BFF! Oh, yeah!
So, tell us about your amazing year. I've been doing stadiums this year
with the Spice Girls, and it's been... It was the most incredible
time for us, because I think, you know,
obviously now we've moved on, we've got children, so the kids were
there, families there... It was a whole different experience, really.
But I actually cried every night. So did he.
Is that when you saw the cheques coming in?
It was just so... It was so special, such a special, special time.
Yeah, it really was. Amazing. Well, congratulations on that. Thank you.
And what's the plan for the rest of the year? Well, now I'm going to be
at the Royal Albert Hall for my very own Christmas show. Ooh!
Cos I love Christmas! Very, very classy.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Now, let's talk about other things you love, Emma. Now... Uh-oh...
Jade, you might want to step out for this bit.
So, I did see a little interview that you did where the
question was "Who is your weird crush?"
SHE SHRIEKS
Yes.
Now...
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I was just wondering, Emma...
..if you can remember who that was.
I'm so hot! I've gone really hot.
I can't believe you'd bring this up!
What did you put as the answer?
It was...you.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Hashtag awks!
Oh, my goodness! Yes, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot about that. Don't say "did", babe. It's ongoing.
So, what is it that makes you so... makes you so hot and bothered?
It just... I love a funny man. Right! Sorry, Jade.
I love your suits, I love the way your hair flops to one side.
Keep talking! Keep talking!
APPLAUSE
She's out of control right now!
Ohhh...!
What about oversized calf muscles? Is that something...?
CHEERING
Wow!
You like a man with his legs upside down?
Well, Jade, this is...
I can't actually get it down!
Oh, God!
Can you help me? I can't...
This could be you, babe.
Sorry. Thank you. I know it's difficult.
This is not what you expected. That's all right. Sorry.
Thank you. All right. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Well, that was very awkward for all of us.
OK. You are both, of course, engaged to be married.
But this is an ongoing thing, is that correct? Yes.
So, when, Jade, did you propose?
On Emma's thirtieth.
It was many years ago.
You didn't have to get her age in the answer!
I would, by the way, never treat you like that.
So, how many years ago was that, Jado? It was... 13.
..13 years ago now. 13 years ago? So, what's the plan, guys?
Sorry, I don't want to put you on the spot here.
Erm, I don't know. We're not in a rush, obviously!
You're not in a rush. Well, you've got an amazing, amazing, amazing
relationship. An amazing relationship. We've been together
for 21 years now. It's amazing! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
I don't want to put you on the spot, but do you think you will
actually...? Cos you know what an engagement is?
It's a promise...
You know, it's a promise to marry. Yeah. So do you think you might...?
At some point, Michael. You could be ordained and marry us.
I don't think you want me too close on that day.
No. I couldn't deal with it!
OK, so, all you have to do is pop your phone into the cushion there.
So, that is going to be magically brought down.
SPICE GIRLS: # Slam it to the left If you're having a good time
# Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine
# Chicas to the front Ha-ha
# Go round
# Slam it to the left If you're having a good time
# Shake it to the right... #
Thank you! # Chicas to the front
# Hai si ja, hold tight! # Ladies and gentlemen,
I am now in possession - thank you very much -
of Emma Bunton's actual mobile phone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
OK. So, it feels weird, doesn't it?
I just feel a bit faint. It's awful. I know!
I'm going to plug this into here, and magically it will be supersized.
Oh, yes, there it is! It's Emma's phone!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OK.
Emma... Yes? ..can you confirm this is your home page?
We've got you and JJ... Yes. ..on the home screen. Yeah.
And these are some of your apps. You've got quite a few apps
going on. "How Old"? What's that? What's "How Old"?
Oh, I love this one!
So, you take a picture of yourself and it'll guess how old you are.
I need to look as young as possible. Yes. You've got to... Yeah.
Smile. Smile!
If you smile, it's the best way. Smile.
All right... Here we go.
30! Whoohoo! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, it's getting better! I need to smile more! Yes!
All right, that's quite fun. FaceApp? What's that?
Oh, that's the FaceApp. So, you can make yourself older
or you can be a baby, I think, or you can be a woman...
How do I work it? Just take a photo? Yes.
Oh, not this again.
Your phone's going to be full of photos of me!
Like it isn't already.
Oh, yeah, baby! What's he going to do?
WHOOPING
So, cool old or just old? Cool old.
Just old.
Oh, God!
I need to change that really quick.
What's cool old? Is that going to give me a beard and stuff?
I still fancy you there. Really? Yeah.
So do I.
What else have we got? ASOS?
Oh, yeah. I'm always... ..buying stuff.
Oh, this is your deliveries. Is that right? "My orders"!
Oh! CHEERING
APPLAUSE
There is a very innocent story to this.
So... I was going to a party... Yes.
..and it's a very kind of, er, Gucci kind of look, where they have the
little dresses and the suspenders,
so that was the look I was going for.
Brilliant. Jade never got to see them, I'm afraid. I'm still waiting.
Oh, no! Is this the one you got to see, Jade?
I've seen those!
Can't win 'em all, JJ.
That is amazing.
All right, I am going to compose this text.
Let's start with the word "finally"...
..in capitals. Oh, no...
Now, I'm not announcing anything, I'm just saying "starting...
"..to organise...
"..our wedding..."
SHE SHRIEKS No, no, don't panic.
"..invitations." It's only at that very early stage.
"Congratulations!
"You've made...
"..the B-list!"
APPLAUSE
Oh, no!
That's gone down well with this crowd!
"In the event of cancellations..."
Open bracket.
"..(eg Posh)..."
"..why do you think...
"..you deserve to be there?"
APPLAUSE
"PS..."
This is fun!
"Any dietary requirements just in case?"
OK, we should go for some emojis here?
Erm... What, fingers crossed? Oh, yeah, I like fingers crossed,
and I like thumbs up.
We could have the classic church with a heart on it.
Y'know, that one. How does that make you feel?
I mean, I'm just going to have to go with it, aren't I?
I think you are!
Ladies and gentlemen, that text...
..has gone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
And the replies have been flooding in. Oh, no! I'm just going to go
through as many as I can and we'll see what happens. All right? OK.
We'll start with Mum. Oh, no. This is your mother,
I presume. She's quite funny, Mummy. Well, she's just gone, "Oh, OK.
"Can't you bump me up to A-list,
"seeing as I know you?"
And she's added a very sweet "Are you drunk?"...
..with that brilliant emoji of the face that's all over the place,
like that.
That's a good emoji, Mum! Mum!
All right. Let's go... She knows me so well!
..on to...
..Phillip Schofield!
Phillip has said,
"Sorry, can't make it.
"I'm holding out for Geri's 60th birthday invite
"next year."
Louie Spence.
"No dietary requirements, darling.
"You know I'll eat anything.
"Also, the reason why I think I should be
"on the A-list and not the B -
"after helping you up at the side of the road in some
"state of America when you drank all the alcohol,
"as the other two girls couldn't because they were pregnant."
APPLAUSE There's more!
"And another incident with your upset tummy in Hampstead.
"And many other things.
"Don't put me on the B-list, cow!"
Stelios Greek. Who's that? Stelios! Oh!
Oh, erm, he's... He's a friend of mine. Yeah, a friend of Jade's.
From school. From school. He's friends with our...
Our kids. Our kids. OK. So, Stelios has gone,
"B-list?"
And then a shocked emoji.
"Did you not see my dancing at Jade's 40th?"
Oh, this is a good one. Chris Moyles. Uh-oh...
"Hello again, Michael."
APPLAUSE
"Hope the show is going well...
"..as this seems to be the only time we speak.
"Are you free for lunch next Tuesday?"
Well done, Moylesy.
Holly Willoughby, bless her. Ohhh! Very close friend.
Fellow Send To All victim.
"Darling! Finally! This is the best news ever.
"I hope by B-list, you mean bridesmaid!"
Lovely! APPLAUSE
Very sweet. Just a quick text back.
"No, it means you're not on the A-list."
Oh, Mel C! Fellow Spicer!
"Amazing! I'm sure you've got loads to organise.
"But have you thought how you could persuade Geri to stop wearing
"all white before the big day?
"You don't want to be upstaged."
Thanks, Mel C.
Brilliant!
Oh. Louise PJ. Who's that?
Oh, Louise PG, that's my brother's girlfriend.
Your brother's girlfriend.
"Is it because I'm northern?" she's opened with.
Then she's gone with the "Huh!"
And then she's put, "I'll eat taramasalata if I have to."
Good one. I love taramasalata!
Jamie Theakston has texted. We know him? Yeah.
"20 years you have been dating.
"Why the rush?"
APPLAUSE
Ladies and gentlemen, the fantastic Emma Bunton!
What a fantastic sport! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE